Chapter 31: Chaos in the Night ( 31 )
The girl grinned proudly. "I'm 10 right now, but in 8 more years, I'll be 18! And I'm sure I'll be cute and beautiful!"
Hazuki felt his soul leave his body. "Oi, stop saying weird stuff!"
The girl ignored him completely. "Then, Uncle, when I'm all grown up, you won't have an excuse anymore! You can't say I'm a kid then!"
Hazuki held his head. "That's not the issue here!"
The adventurers were dying of laughter, slapping their knees.
"PFFFT—SHE'S GOT A PLAN, SHITMAN! YOU'RE SCREWED!"
The girl kept going. "Oh! And by then, you'll be super strong, right? So I'll have a strong, cool, and rich husband!"
Hazuki choked. "WHERE DID THE RICH PART COME FROM?!"
"Well, you're already making money now! And if you keep fighting monsters, you'll make even more! Then we can live in a big house, and I won't have to help Mama sell bread anymore!"
Her mother covered her mouth, laughing. "My, my, what a bold little girl."
Hazuki felt himself getting dizzy. "Oi, lady, control your daughter!"