Chapter 7: Locked Up and Laughing ( 7 )
"Big guy! Can I ask something?"
The guard groaned, clearly annoyed. "Ugh... what now, crazy guy?"
I leaned closer to the bars, grinning. "The beautiful woman before—you know, your officer. She's hot, sexy, beautiful. Is she taken? Or is she still single?"
The guard raised an eyebrow and then burst out laughing. "You mean Madam Shania? She already has a grandson."
"EHHHH!?" My jaw almost dropped.
He smirked, enjoying my reaction. "What? Shocked? Surprised?"
I flailed my arms, trying to understand. "But she looks hot, beautiful, sexy! How can she have a grandson already?!"
The guard chuckled, tapping the side of his head like he was talking to a child. "Well... she's half Human and half Elf. So it's normal."
I blinked, struggling to keep up. "Half Human... and half Elf? You mean... she has elf blood in her!?"
He nodded. "That's right. Thanks to the elf part, she doesn't age like normal Hyumans. She looks like she's in her 20s, but she's lived much longer. Elves don't show their age, you know?"
I slumped against the bars, my mind blown. "So you're telling me... that hot, sexy, gorgeous woman is technically a grandma?!"