Shovels In Spades

'Hi. I just want to say that I'm not a player, I'm a testee. I want your car because, not only will it be useful to me, but my little sister loves technology, so I'm pretty sure she'll be over the moon to ride in it. Ah, it is a 2-seater, isn't it? If it's not, I can't really impress her since it's a bound item,'Daz honestly said.

'What? You're a testee? No, that's not possible! How can you afford my final model then? Hachoo! Urg... I only made it so expensive to ward off those parasites sitting on the top! You gotta bust your ass off to earn enough solar credits to buy my life's work, Kid!' Ridomochi claimed before she sneezed again.

'What? Is it not normal to have ranking lists as a testee?' Daz wondered.

However, he quickly noticed that he only had 15-seconds left to speak with, so he shelved his curiosity and replied, 'My planet has a ranking list system as a part of its tests. I assumed that was normal, but I guess it wasn't. For ranking second on the merit ranking list, I was awarded with an SSS-ranked Item Token as well as with emerald-level access to the system and its shop.'

'Really? Wow. That's rare. I haven't heard of a planet with a ranking list in- Hachoo! In forever. Hmm... Well, in that case... Okay. You can buy my final model, and yeah, it's a 2-seater. However! If you turn out to be a money-grubbing mogul like those idiots running the show, then I swear on the system that I'll repossess my car no matter how strong you grow, Newbie!' Ridomochi declared commandingly, although, her high-pitched voice killed a lot of the impact that her threatening words contained.

'Thank you. My sister can't walk, you see, and she's very smart for her age, so I'm sure she'll love to ride around in such an amazing vehicle.' Greasing the wheels of someone so apparently influential while telling God's honest truth came almost naturally to the young reaper.

'Can't walk? That's a shame. I'd get that fixed by the system were I you if you want your sister to live through your planet's tests. Anyways, I'm b- Hachoo! Damned allergies... I'm not used to being near such dense starfields... Anyway, like I was saying, I'm busy working right now. I'm on the 74th lap of the Centennial Star Cruiser Gala Race, so have fun with my final model. Also, it's not a racing model, so while it's slowness may seem frustrating, don't you dare go faster than Mach-4! If you blow it up for no good reason, I'll kick your ass! Bye.' And with that, the telepathic conversation was ended.

"What an interesting person," Daz muttered as he watched his SSS-ranked Item Token shatter and be replaced by a very sleek and rune-covered key-chain that had a single key attached to it.

"Hmm? I wonder how I use this?" Daz asked himself before he said, "Master Identification. Secret Override."