I Want To Lay the Very Best!

Sparky had absolutely no doubts that her girl would win. Calcine was a force of nature, a chiseled goddess of obsidian abs, and she'd never let them down. Watching her slam a hot horse lady into the dirt was a full-course visual feast, sweat, muscle, and dominance in perfect motion, but Sparky still couldn't give it her undivided attention.

Sure, sure, it was hot. Lightning hot, and seeing Calcine take charge always sent a pleasant tingle down Sparky's spine. She wanted Calcine to look at her with that intensity, to see her white glowing eyes blaze as she got the image of folding Sparky's legs up past her ears in her head. Everything about the scene playing out below should have had Sparky absolutely hooked, and it kind of did, but the problem was it was also getting Sparky worked up, and she needed an outlet.

Brandy was right there for Sparky and would have been more than willing to have Sparky paw her up and maybe fuck her silly, but Sparky couldn't do that to her. Brandy loved fights almost as much as she loved her team, and she was utterly absorbed in the spectacle below. She'd have let herself be distracted to help out Sparky, but it felt unfair to everyone. Calcine and Morgan deserved Brandy's attention, and Brandy should get to enjoy seeing her partners show that they've learned from her.

Sparky drummed her fingers on her thighs, fur bristling with pent-up energy, all six eyes darting between the brutal, beautiful chaos in the pit and Brandy's toned profile outlined by the roaring arena lights. She needed to do something, the urges inside her couldn't be contained forever.

"Having fun, Dani?" Sparky asked, offering her a popcorn box. Sparky had four of them, one for each hand. When popcorn was on offer, you went big. "You've not really got our Compound Eyes, I'm sure Brandy can describe anything you're missing."

Dani was tucked under one of Brandy's arms, the Magikarp leaning her head against some nice soft Brandy boob and was watching the fight with a pleasant smile. Sparky was pretty sure Dani did not care about the fight at all, that she was just happy to have her head pressed against some titty and anything else in her day was just a wonderful bonus.

"I can see," Dani said, taking a single piece of popcorn and throwing it at her mouth. She missed it, and it bounced off her lip. Sparky caught it for her and fed her the piece. The sweet thing didn't even take the chance to lick at Sparky's fingers; she just looked grateful for the help. "Thank you! I'm just struggling to follow this. It's so fast! Morgan's a blur."

"She's using Hurricane to build height, then using that for speed," Brandy said, still totally focused on the fight. "Heatstroke's using her Flamethrower and Poison Gas to make herself tough to approach, and Morgan's trying to build enough speed in her dives to slip past it and slash at her."

"Do you think she'll do it?" Dani asked, rocking on her toes to try to look up past the arena's edge and get a better look at Heatstroke, who was whirling a flaming lash around her head and trying to pick Morgan out of the air with sizzling whip cracks.

"Not like this," Brandy said, giving Dani a squeeze. "The Salazzle's got a lot of area spread Moves she can use to stop Morgan from getting close, and she's clearly well practiced using them. But if I know Morgan, her plan isn't as simple as outrunning her. I want to see what she can pull off."

"Think she's delaying until Calcine comes to help?" Sparky said.

"No, Morgan would want to win on her own. Maybe she will do it enough that the Salazzle will forget she can use Astonish. Though she seems too pro for a trick that simple."

Sparky could practically hear the gears ticking away in Brandy's head, trying to work out Morgan's plan before the reveal. There was perfectly good horse lady dick being ground against some glorious Calcine abs, and Brandy was thinking about battle tactics. Sparky loved Brandy, but sometimes the human really did baffle her.

Teasing Dani would have been so easy, but it was also a line Sparky couldn't cross.

Dani was just too nice. All squishy softness and innocent delight. She smiled like the world was good just because Brandy was warm and holding her. Sparky liked her, heck, it was impossible not to like Dani. She was sweet in a dopey, genuine way that shone through in everything she did. Sparky could make her blush; it'd be so easy, but it'd be impossible to wind Dani up enough that she'd get aggressive about it. She'd be genuinely flattered by the attention and even laugh at Sparky's jokes, no matter how bad they were. Not because she wanted to be polite, but because she wanted Sparky to feel good about herself.

Cute fish. Great addition. They had a lot of strong personalities, and Dani was a beam of sweet sunshine in their chaotic mess of a team. Not really Sparky's type; she liked strong women who could press her up against a wall, and Dani was the complete opposite of that, but Brandy clearly enjoyed helping build her confidence, and Calcine was practically boiling over with a desire to fuck Dani so thoroughly she'd come out a forever changed woman.

Sparky wanted to be there when that happened, so her teasing could help enhance the moment. There was nothing funny Sparky could do to Dani that wouldn't be far funnier to do when she was absolutely cumming her brains out around Calcine's dick. She'd make the Magikarp blush a new shade of red soon, but she wouldn't ruin the chance to make her blood boil by easing her into the teasing now.

There was only one option left.

With a wicked little grin, Sparky took a bite of the popcorn stacked into one of the boxes she held and reached toward Brandy's head. Her partner was still completely absorbed in the fight, leaning forward and squeezing Dani like a comfort pillow, with the muscles in her arms bunched and tense. She didn't even flinch as Sparky gently set the first box down into the bed of her spiky hair.

One down.

Sparky's lower arms used the sides of their popcorn boxes to keep the box on Brandy's head steady while her upper ones added another atop the first pile. She bit her lip to muffle a giggle. The second box settled, wobbling dangerously for a moment before Sparky pinned it with the tips of two fingers. She couldn't help but wiggle her hips with excitement as she adjusted the angle, the small stack shivering with every tiny twitch of Brandy's excitement.

"Stay still, beautiful," Sparky whispered. "This is important scientific work,"

Brandy grunted, the sound halfway between acknowledgment and warning, but she didn't move. She was willing to listen to Sparky, even if she wasn't paying proper attention to what she was doing.

Sparky beamed. She was going to get so many boxes up there.

She was halfway through adding the third, tongue poking out in fierce concentration, fur puffed up from suppressed laughter when the crowd suddenly exploded. A gasp, a roar, a thunderclap of sound that hit the bleachers like a shockwave.

Brandy twitched. Just a tiny jerk of her shoulders. But that was all it took.

The popcorn stack swayed, and then the top box tumbled in slow-motion betrayal, flipping in the air and dumping a spray of buttery kernels down Brandy's front like celebratory confetti.

Brandy blinked, reaching up and pulling a whole fistful of popcorn out of her hair. She looked sideways at Sparky, one brow raised.

"You could have caught that."

Sparky flashed all six of her eyes in a guilty, innocent grin. "Science is messy," she said." I can't interfere with the process."

"Mm-hm," Brandy said, brushing kernels out of her shirt. "Any other experiments I should brace for?"

Sparky leaned in, resting her chin on Brandy's shoulder. "Only emotionally. How about you teach Dani a bit more about fighting tactics? She needs to learn."

"Any particular bit you'd recommend starting on?"

"Oh yes." Sparky nodded. "On this team? The importance of being able to properly handle horse lady dick."

"I know how to do that!" Dani chirped. "Adrianna taught me."

"Trust me," Sparky grinned. "You might think you know how to please a horse lady, but Brandy's got stories that'll burn the tips of your ears."

Brandy bent down to pick up one of the fallen popcorn boxes and bonked Sparky on the head with it. "Watch Calcine and enjoy the show, and I'll actually tell Dani some useful things."

Sparky gave Brandy her best mock salute. "Deal. But only if I get to lick the butter out of your hair."

Brandy didn't answer, just stretched, muscles rippling as she looked down at the pit and then gave Sparky sharp swat on the ass.

Sparky jolted, grinning as she wiggled her butt back into Brandy's squeezing hand. "That wasn't a no," she said, voice lilting cheerfully.

Brandy tilted her head, eyes still locked on the arena. "Wasn't a yes either."

"Mmmm," Sparky purred, flopping onto Brandy's back and getting her arms around her for a hug. "Debatably consensual hair snacks."

Dani giggled under Brandy's arm. Bless her; having someone laugh at her jokes was nice.

Brandy started guiding Dani through how Morgan was fighting, but Sparky tuned it out. She got to watch Calcine ruin a lady while getting to make Brandy squirm from hair licks. It wasn't exactly what she wanted to do right now, but the view was good, the company was pleasant, and the snacks were tasty.

"I'm going to fuck you senseless as soon as these two move on with their date," Sparky whispered into Brandy's ear and she just got a pat on the hand.

"Well, if I'm teaching Dani how fights work, you'll have to teach her how Brandy works."

Sparky grinned, lips brushing Brandy's ear. "I majored in Brandy."

"I doubt your credentials."

"Hear that Dani? She doesn't believe me. She'll have to test me after this?"

"Woah," Dani said, "Will there be an oral exam?"

Sparky cackled, nuzzling into Brandy's neck with a purr. "Absolutely, and when I do it, Brandy grades on a very generous curve."

Brandy rolled her eyes, but her smirk was unmistakable. "You're the worst."

"And yet," Sparky said proudly, "you keep me."

"Best of the worst."

Sparky would take that.