348 – Not Taking Orders
Cafes usually weren't in gloomy alleys, but Spikemuth was weird. You could step off the brightly lit main street into any patch of darkness and end up in an ancient-looking cobblestoned alley, dimly lit by candles to cast long, flickering shadows.
Brandy would never have even guessed there were shops down here, but Dani was their guide, and she said if they wanted a bite to eat, then Nibbles and Chew swore by this one place. Nibbles was a damn good cook, so Brandy was willing to give it a try. The shopfront looked gorgeous, with solid black painted woodwork framing large, paned windows that glowed from all the candle's insides. The entrance had delicate lace curtains hung over it to barely allow a glimpse of the interior. A wooden sign hung from an iron bracket above, its ornate lettering carefully painted in gold.
Bitter Bliss.
A flamboyant name, but Brandy couldn't fault it. When you were in a dark alley, drama probably came naturally.
"Beauty before talent," Brandy said and pulled the curtain open, stepping back and bowing with a sweep of her arm for the rest to enter first. Sparky and Calcine grabbed and carried her in, Brandy flopping in their arms to try to get free. No luck; she was dropped onto a plush settee while her partners piled on either side. It was hard to be mad with four pretty women draped all over you, but Brandy was giving it a go, and it only seemed to amuse them more.
"Be careful, Dani," Morgan said, brushing Brandy's pouting cheek with a wing. "When she gets the fire in her like this, not even we're safe."
Dani had been slung along Brandy's lap as the shortest of them. The Magikarp wasn't actually that light, Dani had a lot of meat on her bones, but the dreamy smile staring up at Brandy was worth putting up with her weight. She was also very fun to knead, Brandy squishing her belly with a hand and kneading her thighs. She wasn't fat, but it wouldn't be unfair to call Dani a little chubby, making her an excellent stress toy.
"I'm not sure I can handle her," Dani murmured dreamily. "But I'll do my best."
"What's your best?" Sparky said, her grin turning into a leer. "Always wanted a sexy Kalosian girlfriend. Are you good at kissing Dani? Can I get a kiss?"
"Don't tease her," Calcine rumbled. She had Sparky wrapped up in a hug and squeezed the bug tight to her, pressing her into Brandy's side. "Or there'll be consequences."
"Oh no!" Sparky gasped dramatically. "Not consequences! I'd hate for you to do terrible things to my body."
"That's a joke," Morgan said for Dani's benefit. "She loves it, actually."
"I got that!" Dani giggled. "If it was Calcine, I'd let her do anything to me, too."
"Anything?" Calcine purred.
"Uhh, well, almost anything," Dani said, her eyes wide as she tried to look away. Brandy held her chin in place, and the Magikarp sighed, giving up and letting her head loll back to stare into Calcine's eyes. "I'm sorry, Ms. Calcine, just you're all very big. "
"And you're tiny," Brandy chuckled and bent over to kiss her lips. Dani hummed softly into the contact and pushed into her. She had nice, full lips that Brandy was more than happy to enjoy as her other partners chanted for some tongue action.
So Brandy nearly choked on Magikarp tongue when someone banged the table so hard it shook. Spluttering, Brandy looked up to see a leg put up on the table, sliding back a layered tulle skirt to reveal the edges of her fishnet tights and some creamy white thigh. Brandy leered a second too long because a leather-bound menu was put under her chin, and her head was forced up to look. The woman about to straddle their table had a fitted black corset that she'd poured a whole lot of breast into, and it all heaved as she breathed deep with a palpable aura of anger. Dark, swept-back eyeliner meant she could give Brandy a stare that could have nailed her to the wall.
"Reservations?" she said, her voice cold and crisp.
"Ah shoot ... um ... no?" Brandy said, a blush creeping up her neck. "I didn't know we needed them."
"Typical Trainer, coming in and thinking you own the place." she sniffed. "Well, you've probably already ruined my sofa by getting all sweaty with each other, so I suppose I can serve you."
"Um, sorry," Brandy said, trying to shrink into the cushions. Morgan tapped her thigh thoughtfully as she looked at the angry goth waitress. She then leaned in and put her head on Brandy's shoulder.
"I don't think I need a menu. I'll just have you, thanks," Morgan purred.
Brandy felt like ice water had been poured down her back. Morgan was going to get them thrown out!
"Name?" she asked, pulling a pen out of her staggeringly deep cleavage.
"Morgan."
She snorted. "All the good names taken in Unova? You're getting a honeycomb golden crumble. Do I need to chew it up for you first, or can you handle solid food?"
Morgan let out an impressed breath, and Brandy untensed slightly. This was a game; the waitress was being mean on purpose. That was pretty odd, but at least they weren't in trouble.
"Dark and less ugly?" she said, turning to Calcine. "What are you having?"
"Something hot," Calcine said. "Hot as you can get it."
"This table badly needs some hotness." she nodded, making another note. She seemed to sense messing with Calcine wouldn't get her anywhere, so she sniffed as she looked at Sparky instead. "And what are you meant to be?"
"In love?" Sparky answered with a cheeky smile, "Can I have your name to scream it?"
"Lilith, open your mouth to scream in here, and I'll skip spitting in your food and just spit straight down your throat."
Sparky took a deep breath, and Brandy clapped her hand over their mouth before they made a huge scene.
"She'll have something sweet." Brandy said, "What would you recommend for me?"
Lilith slid her leg forward over the table and gently grabbed Brandy's hair. She tugged lightly, slowly dragging Brandy's face down towards the gap between skirt and tights, all while Dani got smushed with Brandy's chest.
"Less talk, more tongue," Lilith said, her tone soft and dangerous.
When a hot goth girl demanded you lick her thigh, well, you licked.
Brandy stuck her tongue out and began to drag it over Lilith's flesh, finding it oddly sweet tasting with a hint of honey as she worked her way up the leg. Her partners were quiet around her, but she could feel Morgan's smug satisfaction radiating through her back, and Sparky was squirming against her side, her cock poking into Brandy's hip. Beneath her, Dani was slowly dying with a face full of breasts, but she wasn't fighting to get out.
The taste was very morish, and Brandy was eagerly slathering up Lilith's leg until she had to pause at the hem of the skirt.
"Further."
Brandy pushed her head under the skirt and heard Lilith click her pen and scribble something down on her notepad. There wasn't much room to maneuver, but Brandy found a tiny gap in Lilith's lingerie to wriggle her tongue through. Brandy licked along the line where leg met body until she hit the crease of Lilith's pussy, that sweet honey taste so overpowering Brandy began to feel a little dizzy.
"The Magikarp?" Lilith said, "Is she ordering? Or is she meant to go on the menu? I have a few friends who'd love to sink their teeth into a nice bit of thigh."
"No!" Dani cried, struggling now as she tried to push up Brandy's tits. "I can pay! I have money. Lots of money."
"Rich, nervous, and cute," Lilith clicked her tongue happily as she pushed Brandy's head back out of her skirt. "You can have some cake, you'll need to build your strength up for when ladies take advantage of you."
Dani slumped down on Brandy's lap, and Brandy could feel the glow of her blush against the bottom of her breasts. "Th-thank you."
"You are very welcome. I'll go get this order in. If you get hungry waiting, you can lick the taste of me off your Trainer's face."
"Oh, we will," Morgan said, and with a final pat on Brandy's head, Lilith strode away, her steel-capped boots clicking on the ground.
"Wow." Calcine whistled, "Is it wrong that I enjoyed that?"
"No." Sparky panted, pressing her head back against Calcine and nuzzling, trying to coax a kiss out of her. "No, it wasn't."
"Wait!" Dani squeaked, "I didn't actually order!"
"I don't think it's that kind of place," Brandy said, wiping her mouth clean with the back of her hand. "I think you get what you're given."
"But..."
"Shush," Brandy said, bending down to kiss Dani softly. The Magikarp melted beneath her, going slack again and accepting the gentle kiss. When they broke apart, she was licking her lips.
"I hope it has honey in it." Dani burbled. "I like the taste of that."
Yes. Well. As crazy as this place was, the food probably was just regular food. Probably. Though now Brandy knew why Nibbles and Chew had recommended it. The service really was something else.