Chapter 155 - 153 This Cat Calls Me Grandpa (Second Update)
"After moving to a new home, I started reflecting on my issues, thinking that as a pet to humans, I should occasionally act cute. So, I became a bit more well-behaved and learned from other pets how to please humans. But the owner of the second household wanted me to perform tricks every time guests came over. I’m just a little cat, and just being cute takes a lot of effort. Why should I perform tricks?"
"What kind of tricks did they want you to perform?"
"They wanted me to stand up, meow, and give a bow with my two paws to beg guests for food. I’m a cat, not a dog! I refused, and the guest even complained that I wasn’t smart. So..."
"Did you curse at them again?" Yun Qi asked.
"Yup, I cursed both the owner and the guest with ’screw you,’ and that guest’s face turned green."
"What about the third home?"
"A girl owned that one. Every time she came home, she wanted to hold me and make me kiss her. All the other little cats had fish jerky, but I didn’t, because I wouldn’t kiss her. She even had other little cats demonstrate how to kiss, but I pretended not to understand. She said I was the biggest idiot in the cat world and wanted to get my head checked. I got so mad that..." The Cat Demon lowered his head, his voice so small it was like a mosquito’s hum.
"You cursed at them again!" Yun Qiuce filled in.
"Exactly." The Cat Demon shrugged indifferently, "Overall, I don’t think it’s my problem. You humans are just too weird."
Yun Qiuce snorted coldly, "I told you, this one’s basically not adoptable. We found him owners with extremely high standards, and he still cursed at people. Who would accept a mouthy little feline?"