Chapter 34: Irritate Them To Death
Today was the day. Isabelle Thorne and her "Liberators" were due for their much-publicized "cleansing" of the Sector 7 Farm.
He’d read her arrogant pronouncements, seen her heroic selfies.
It was time to give them a taste of true Demon King hospitality.
"Alright, Pixia, my little flying Google,"
Ragnar said, addressing the tiny pixie librarian hovering anxiously near his shoulder.
"Final check on Operation: Irritate Them To Death. Floor one, the ’Welcome Mat of Infinite Annoyance,’ is fully stocked?"
Pixia adjusted her comically large spectacles.
"Yes, my Lord.
Five hundred slimes, freshly jiggled. Three hundred giant rats, all given extra squeaky toys.
Two hundred bats, instructed to fly directly into faces.
And the new ’Confetti Caltrops’ have been liberally scattered.