Chapter 113: Fuck Off!
Xu Tao had lived over 10,000 years, facing every kind of trouble imaginable. But right now might be the trickiest situation he’d ever faced.
On one hand stood an ancient "queen" who knew not the word defeat—living her entire life until she disappeared with nothing but victories under her name.
On the other, a playful bunny saint, clinging to his neck like a jealous lover. Her eyes were vicious, as if trying to protect her child from a molester.
But more than that, her touch was making his head feel fluffy.
"...!"
Thankfully, he managed to snap back to reality.
As he did, he immediately felt chills all over his skin. It felt like he was thrown into the middle of an Extreme Yin Blizzard with no clothes on!
"Ah! The monsters...!" he gasped.
Seeing that the flying humanoid-bugs were getting close to the civilians, he panicked. If nothing was done, then casualties would—!
"Enough!"
Right then, Wu Zetian growled.
The air shook, and everything came to a stop—almost as if the atmosphere turned solid. None were allowed to move, not even the air itself. The pressure was so intense that Xu Tao even forgot to breathe!