Chapter 102: Earthquake II
Chapter 100 \o/
"I'm thrilled for you," Alan said, ironically.
"Anyway, Judith called," Alan added. "A pipe broke," he continued, "soaked her living room carpet... and she's completely freaking out."
"All true, Mother told me," I confirmed.
"Yeah, well, that's the difference," Charlie chimed in, smirking. "Between wife and ex-wife."
"With an ex-wife, you don't even have to pretend to care," Charlie finished with a chuckle.
"Hey, that's my mom," I protested.
"I told her she could stay here until the repairs are done," Alan said.
"Hey, what is the problem with you, Dad?" I said, looking at him incredulously.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Back up. Back up," Charlie interrupted, waving his hands.
"When you told her, did you have, like, a sarcastic chuckle in your voice?" Charlie asked Alan.
"It's just for a couple of days..." Alan tried to defend himself.