Two and Half Men - Reborn as Jake Harper

Chapter 17

I was walking a little ahead of Dad and Uncle Charlie, mostly because I didn't want to be seen with a grown man mumbling about his face being numb.

"I can't feel my face, Charwie," Dad said, voice slurred.

"You just had two wisdom teeth pulled," Charlie said, holding him steady. "What'd you expect, champagne and karaoke?"

Then it happened.

Crash!

The sound of glass shattering. Loud and close.

I turned around just in time to see a woman—wild curls, denim jacket, boots—standing on the hood of a car with a baseball bat in hand. She smashed the windshield like she was born for it.

"Well... that's something," I muttered.

Dad pointed. "Look at that."

Charlie tilted his head. "That is a very sexy woman."

"Reawly?" Dad said, blinking. "That arouses you?"