Chapter 9: Home & Scolding
Morning sunlight began spilling gently through the treetops, casting golden rays over the Yu Clan’s back mountain.
In many clans, it was tradition for male cultivators to sunbathe at dawn — it was believed that morning sunlight helped enhance yang energy, which contributed to bodily vitality and long-term health. Definitely not for suspicious purposes, no matter what certain Elders implied.
And in this serene atmosphere, two children were still peacefully asleep on the forest floor — Yu Xuan and Yu Lingluo. Their clothes were no longer damp, having dried mysteriously overnight, as if the forest itself respected a good nap.
Unfortunately, not everything in nature had manners.
High above, an Egirl — a rare flying spiritual beast known for its breathtaking blue feathers and unreasonably sharp eyesight — soared through the skies.
And, deciding it was time to bless the world...
...it pooped.
Right onto the sleeping face of Yu Xuan.
With expert aim.
The Egirl screeched in satisfaction and vanished into the clouds.
Meanwhile, in the dream realm, Yu Xuan was heroically slaying a great evil dragon and preparing to marry not one, but seven princesses who were all clapping for him.