Accidentally Reincarnated in Cultivation World

Yu Xuan sat under the shade of a spirit tree, lazily poking at the koi fish pond with a stick.

Technically, he was ’meditating.’ In reality, he was trying to bribe his System to do something interesting.

Nothing had changed since the day he was reincarnated.

Same interface.

Same stats.

Same mysterious tabs that did absolutely nothing.

Until now.

[Ding! Newbie Pack Received!!!!]

"What?!" Yu Xuan blurted out loud.

The koi fish stared at him — their golden eyes filled with judgment, as if asking: Bro, you good?

Yu Xuan rubbed his temple. "This lag is criminal. I want compensation, interest, and emotional support."