Chapter 37: Here Comes the Boom
As time began returning to the world, Francis realized he didn't have time for System to narrate the wall of text appearing in front of him. The green cloaks surrounding him were starting to move. There was no way around it. He was going to have to read it all. The Marine braced himself as a wave of blue boxes flooded his mind.
| NAME Francis Francis Francis the 3rd LEVEL 30 TIER 7 HP 11 / 6300 MP 0 / 6300 STRESS 5 / 30 PRIMARY CLASS Combat Warlock: Pact of the Boom (10) SECONDARY CLASS Celestial Sorcerer: Shotgun Soul (20) HERITAGE Human GENDER Male HEIGHT 2 Meters WEIGHT 150 Kilos RELIGIOUS AFFILIATIONS Murder Cube, The United States Marine Corps, Johnny Cash, Chesty Puller, General Mattis, Betty White, John Moses Browning, The Cult of Francis^3 CURRENT ENEMIES Hades, Zeus, The Forces of Darkness, Seagulls, HOA’s, PETA, The Entire Middle East. CURRENT ALLIES Murder Cube, The United States Marine Corps, Bartenders, Grunts, Phone Sex Operators, Dogs, Horses, Chuck, Willow, Auldric, Miller, McHorseface, Julia, Shiv, Jack, Relativity DURABLE 30 (Your armor wears you for protection.) INTELLECTUAL 30 (Wait… what? You have got to be joking!) PHYSICAL 30 (Holy shit you’re strong!) SOCIAL 30 (Everyone likes you. But nobody knows why.) SPIRITUAL 30 (The other realm is trying to contact you about your soul’s extended warranty.) ATTACK (MAGICAL) 10 +1 (11) ATTACK (MELEE) 10 +1 (11) ATTACK (RANGED) 10 +1 (11) DEFLECT 10 +1 +3 (14) IMMUNITY (POISON) RESISTANCE (SPIRIT)
| ARCANE 10 +1 +2 (13) BUSINESS 0 +1 (1) BYPASS 0 +1 (1) CHEMISTRY 0 +1 (1) CONSTRUCT 0 +1 (1) CHIRP 2 +1 (3) CRIME 2 +1 (3) CORRELATE 0 +1 (1) CULINARY 0 +1 (1) DRIVE 0 +1 (1) EDUCATED 2 +1 (3) ENTERTAIN 0 +1 (1) INSTRUCT 1 +1 (2) LANGUAGE (GRUNT) 10 +1 (11) LANGUAGE (VAHNISSIAN COMMON) 2 +1 (3) MECHANICAL 0 +1 (1) MEDICINE 0 +1 (1) NATURE 10 +1 (11) NAVIGATION 0 +1 (1) NECROMANCY 2 +1 +4 (7) OBSERVATION 10 +1 (11) OTHERWORLDER 1 +1 (2) PRECISION 0 +1 (1) RESIST (MENTAL) 10 +1 (11) RESIST (PHYSICAL) 10 +1 (11) STEALTH 0 +1 (1) SWAY 10 +1 +3 (14)
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