Re-Awakening: I Became a Pay To Win Boss Monster

"Kyle, if you don't pull up your pants, I'm going to cut it off."

"Come on, Lauren, it's not even real, look—AAAH!"

Idiot.

"Motherfucker! That actually hurt!" Kyle exclaimed, pointing accusatorily toward him. "Also, don't call me Kyle. Let's use our nicknames. Ain't that right, Crouching Tiger?"

"Be quiet..."

The two were currently on their way to some random city they noticed in the beta instruction guide.

It was just a simple map with information, and Lauren couldn't be bothered to read it fully.

But there was one thing he was certain of.

Celestara seems like a good starting zone for me... Lauren thought, tapping his tooth-shaped claymore on his shoulder.

He got the Berserker class, and frankly, he thought it was bad at first glance.

But when he read up on the rarities, he realized (Epic) was actually pretty rare and not many people had gotten it.

So, he flaunted it to his friends, who were still leveling in the starting zone.