Reborn as His Intellectually Disabled Wife

Shi Mei and Ye Tiao finished looking at the machines and immediately placed orders for a variety of items for their bar, starving to the point of stomach growling.

They grabbed a quick bite at a random place, and by the time the two returned home, it was already past eight in the evening.

Shi Mei, already exhausted from the night before, found herself too weary even to muster the energy to key in the door code after a whole day out.

In the end, it was Ye Tiao who opened the door. Stepping inside, Ye Tiao let out a cry, "Ah, I’m dead tired!"

Shi Lingyan had just finished dinner and came to greet them upon hearing Ye Tiao’s voice. However, his gaze quickly swept past Ye Tiao and landed on her.

Upon seeing Shi Lingyan, Shi Mei collapsed against him, rubbing her face on his shoulder and cooing, "I’m exhausted."

Shi Lingyan curved his lips in a slight smile, picked her up horizontally and said, "Then let’s go to sleep."

"Uhm," Shi Mei snuggled comfortably into his arms, found a spot, and then closed her eyes. "I want to take a bath, find me some pajamas."

"Mm." Shi Lingyan agreed with a sound and carried her into the bedroom.

Tang Jingming, sitting at the dining table, was so irritated that he couldn’t eat anymore and shouted, "Can’t you be a bit more considerate? There are other people here! Think about how Ye Tiao feels for a change!"

Ye Tiao, who had been lying on the couch like a corpse, raised his head upon hearing this and said, "Why drag me into this? Just pretend I don’t exist. I actually like being fed dog food, not like some single virgin who’s also a curmudgeon, huh."

The ’Old Virgin’ got up without a word, cleared the dishes, and huffed off to do the dishes.

Shi Lingyan and Shi Mei ignored the pair behind them and headed straight to their room.

Shi Lingyan placed her on the bed and commented, "You even shop till you drop. You used to be so energetic when going shopping."

"This isn’t shopping. Bargaining is exhausting, okay," Shi Mei didn’t even lift her head. "And with that dummy, Ye Tiao, he just stands there without saying a word and ends up getting fleeced for two thousand yuan. It pisses me off!"

Shi Lingyan gently kissed her face and said, "Next time you don’t want to deal with this, I’ll have someone take care of it directly."

"Hmph, no way. I want to enjoy the thrill of starting a business. You, of all people, probably can’t understand the joy of getting a good deal at a low price."

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Shi Lingyan chuckled, "Tang Jingning said the same thing to me this afternoon. Truly siblings."

Shi Mei gave him a kick, "You’re insulting me. With his brains, calling him my brother would be embarrassing."

"He really seems unaware you’re Tang Wu. Aren’t you going to tell him?"

"Let him be. Let him live quietly as a little fool. The harsh truth could make his head spin," Shi Mei envisioned Tang Jingming’s expression upon learning the truth and couldn’t help but laugh out loud.

Suddenly, a phone rang from not too far away.

Shi Mei glanced over as she got up; it was Shi Lingyan’s phone displaying a prominent name: Bai Yuejie.

Shi Lingyan also glanced at it and then turned around, "Which pajamas should I wear tonight?"

"Aren’t you going to answer?" Shi Mei raised her eyebrows. "After all, she is your ’first love.’"

Shi Lingyan paused mid-step, then turned around and walked up to Shi Mei, his hands propping beside her, and looked at her with a smile that wasn’t quite a smile, "Are you jealous?"

"What’s there to be jealous of," Shi Mei tilted her head upward to look at him. "If you won’t answer, should I do it for you?"

She then grabbed the phone and pressed the answer button.