Chapter 1279 - 1285: Is that You, Young Master? (4)
Cai Wei had finished looking through the information Liu Xi sent over and, seeing that there was nothing amiss, put it aside and said, "You did indeed do a good job, but don’t think this means I’ve forgiven you."
Liu Xi, all smiles, said, "It was just a book of brothel secrets, right? Was it such a big deal? I heard you quite enjoyed it!"
Cai Wei gritted her teeth and said, "Liu Xi, I’m only fourteen years old this year, fourteen, still underage. My body hasn’t fully developed yet. Thanks to you, I’ve been tormented all night long, to the point where I’m about to collapse. Do you realize that?"
Liu Xi looked at Cai Wei’s swollen lips and laughed and said with a sneer, "Well, speaking of which, your man really is a beast, reducing the nation’s future flower to such a state. What if I come up with an idea for you?"
Her eyes lit up at the notion, and she looked at Liu Xi pleadingly, "Do you have an idea?"
Liu Xi, grinning from ear to ear, said, "It’s not exactly a good idea, but since your man has an overabundance of hormones, and you can’t handle him, why not marry him a few more women? That way, not only can you be spared from his beast-like ravaging, but you could also earn a reputation for being a gentle and considerate wife!"
"That’s not a good idea!"
Resting her elbows on the kang table and propping up her cheeks with a sly smile, Cai Wei said, "The Emperor and I were both once afflicted by the Cloud-rain Gu, which means he can only have me as his woman for the rest of his life. However, haha, the Gu only prevents him from sleeping with other women, it didn’t say anything about him sleeping with men. How about we ensure that no outsider benefits, and you help me share the burden? Becoming the Emperor’s male favorite? Tsk tsk, looking at your delicate little frame, it seems you’re just right for the role!"
Liu Xi’s behind clenched, and he shivered, indelicately remarking, "I’m not handsome enough for that. If you ask me, your stalwart shopkeeper Situ is perfect for the job. Being so handsome and not playing that role would be a waste."
Cai Wei shook her head, "Master Situ is tall and burly; he has no potential to play that role. You, on the other hand, seem quite fitting. The more I look, the more suitable you seem!"