Be Careful What You Wish For: A Zombie Apocalypse

The second the humans left the house, it was like I could breathe again. While, at first, the idea of being trapped in a single place for a long period of time was enough to set me off, now it was all I wanted to do. I had everything at my fingertips; why would I be stupid enough to leave it? No, I’d stay here for a while longer, and when I got bored, I would just see where some of the doors led. The universe was literally on my front porch... oh the games I could play.

"You seem a lot more relaxed," smiled Ronan as he strolled into the living room where Chang Xuefeng and I were watching television. Even at the end of the world, there was nothing to watch and no way for us to agree on a movie.

"I am," I replied, returning his smile with one of my own.

"Relaxed enough for a nap?" he asked, his voice dropping just enough to cause tingles to go straight to my pussy.

"You just woke up," sneered Chang Xuefeng, not bothering to turn his head to even look at the demon. "You can’t seriously be tired again."

"Sloth demon," Ronan replied with a yawn as he pointed at his chest. "Napping and sleeping is what I do best."

"Aren’t those two the same thing?" I asked, more than a little confused.

"Of course not," gasped Ronan, more than a little offended. My issue was that I couldn’t tell if he was faking it or not. "Those are two completely different things."