Chapter 18: Didn’t Give A Fuck
"Probably," I huffed. "I need to grant wishes, but I don't want to grant yours," I continued, not at all happy with how things were going.
"May I ask why not?" mused Dimitri with a bit of a chuckle. "Does that mean you don't like me?"
He seemed to be flirting with me, but that was impossible. I had a vague idea of what I looked like, and this walking God was definitely out of my league.
"The last guy who made a wish lost his left nut in order to get the dumb zombies. I didn't want you to lose your nuts," I explained. However, like most things in my life, it sounded a lot less insane in my head than it did when I spoke out loud.
What I was not expecting was for Dimitri to tilt back his head and burst out laughing like he had just heard the best joke in the world.
"No, I agree with you," he assured me once he was able to calm down. "I'd like to keep both my balls, if at all possible, for as long as possible. I don't think my girl would like me without them."
"You have a girl?" I snarled, my eyes narrowing on his face as I gripped his throat, dropping Teddy in the process.
Without even thinking, Dimitri grabbed Teddy in mid-air and continued walking forward, ignoring the fact that I was trying to wrap my hand around his throat.
Letting out a snarl, I tightened my fingertips, feeling his pulse beating under them.