Chapter 1922 - 1920: Flick, Flick, Flick
"Perhaps I have a way to cure Hua Shi Yi’s Innate Extreme Meridian!" Seeing that his reputation was at risk, Wang Dadong suddenly shouted.
On Snow Mountain, Wang Dadong cured Zi Xuan’s Innate Extreme Meridian, which was even more severe than Hua Shi Yi’s.
Since he cured Zi Xuan, he should be able to cure Hua Shi Yi as well.
"Sir, what did you say?" The first to react after Wang Dadong finished speaking was Hua Shi Yi.
The Innate Extreme Meridian prevented her from cultivating; if it could be cured...
Nothing could make Hua Shi Yi more excited than this.
"I said, I can cure your Extreme Meridian." Wang Dadong repeated.
Hua Shi Er, who was heading towards Wang Dadong, also stopped. She hadn’t reacted when he first spoke.
Immediately looking at the Little Church Leader with excitement, "Leader, see..."
The Little Loli’s cute brows furrowed slightly and she said, "You can really cure Hua Shi Yi’s Extreme Meridian?"
Wang Dadong nodded his head like a chicken pecking rice, "Of course!"
Damn, even if he couldn’t cure it, he had to say he could now, or he’d get flicked...
"Alright then, if you can cure Hua Shi Yi’s Extreme Meridian, I will let you off," the Little Loli said, pretending to be generous.
"Okay, but, Huahua..."
"What did you call me?" The Little Loli’s pretty face sank.
"Uh, Granny Huahua, as you can see, I’ve lost my Inner Strength. I can only treat Hua Shi Yi once my Inner Strength recovers," Wang Dadong said.
"How long will it take for your Inner Strength to recover?" The Little Loli frowned.
"It should be soon." Wang Dadong wasn’t sure how long it would take for him to recover, or if he could recover at all.
But he had to first keep the Little Church Leader at ease.
The Little Loli thought for a while, perhaps genuinely tired today, finally relented and said, "Alright then, I’ll come back and find you in a month. If you can’t cure Hua Shi Yi, hmph, I’ll..."
The Little Loli again made a flicking hand gesture.
Frightened, Wang Dadong hurriedly covered his vital parts.
Watching the Little Loli leave with two of her subordinates, Wang Dadong finally let out a long sigh of relief.
However, suddenly, Wang Dadong’s expression froze.
Because the Little Loli appeared in front of him and, taking advantage of his inattentiveness, fed a pill into Wang Dadong’s mouth.
Wang Dadong was just about to open his mouth to spit it out, but was caught off guard by the Little Church Leader’s move—a sneak attack leg.
"Owu!"
Wang Dadong screamed while swallowing the pill.
"You, you, what did you give me to eat?" Wang Dadong, covering his lower part, was in so much pain that tears almost came out.
Damn, even though sparrows are small, being kicked still hurts a lot, doesn’t it!
"Big baddie, I gave you my secret poison, Leisurely Pill!" The Little Church Leader said with a laugh, hands behind her back.
"Leisurely Pill, what is Leisurely Pill?" Wang Dadong had no idea what Huahua’s secret poison was.
"Leisurely Pill, means that every month after swallowing it, equates to a year passing. In other words, without my antidote, you’ll soon turn into an old man!" The Little Church Leader said proudly, seemingly very proud of her secret poison.
"That, Leader... You were talking about the effects of the Aging Pill," Hua Shi Yi quietly whispered in the Little Church Leader’s ear.
"Oh? Is that so?" The Little Church Leader scratched her head in confusion.
"Yes." Hua Shi Yi nodded.
"Then what does the Leisurely Pill do?" The Little Church Leader was puzzled again, unable to distinguish the effects of her own concocted secret medicine.
"Uh, it’s about the same as the Aging Pill..." Hua Shi Yi was about to explain the effects of the Leisurely Pill, but Hua Shi Er quickly interrupted her and gave Hua Shi Yi a look.
Hua Shi Yi immediately closed her mouth.
"Oh, since they’re the same, there’s no need to change the pill. Hua Shi Yi, Hua Shi Er, let’s go." The Little Church Leader happily left.
Only then did Hua Shi Er let out a small sigh of relief.
Luckily, she had stopped Hua Shi Yi just now, otherwise, with the Little Church Leader’s character, she would surely make Wang Dadong take another poison pill.
"Hua Shi Yi, you and the Leader go ahead, I have some matters to attend to, I’ll be over later." Hua Shi Er called out, then walked back.
Seeing Hua Shi Er return, Wang Dadong subconsciously took a step back.
He murmured faintly in his heart, damn, is the little demon changing her mind again?
"Don’t be afraid, I mean no harm." Hua Shi Er quickly said.
"I’m not afraid." Wang Dadong pretended to be calm.
Hua Shi Er didn’t mind, nodded, and spoke softly, "Sir, just now, the medicine the Leader gave you, the Leisurely Pill, has effects completely different from the Aging Pill."
"Oh, then what does this Leisurely Pill do?" Wang Dadong asked.
Hua Shi Er was silent for a moment and finally spoke up.
"It’s a secret remedy specifically crafted by the Leader for the church members, once consumed it will..."
Hua Shi Er seemed a bit hesitant.
"It’s not lethal, right?" Wang Dadong nervously asked, gulping.
Hua Shi Er shook her head.
Upon hearing it wasn’t lethal, Wang Dadong immediately relaxed.
As long as it wasn’t lethal, it wasn’t a big deal.
Besides, once his power recovered, even the strongest poison could be forced out with Inner Strength.
"But..." Hua Shi Er hesitated.
"But what?"
"The Leader crafted this remedy because she feared we couldn’t resist the temptation of men. Once consumed, it’s equivalent to having a man, if you know what I mean..." Hua Shi Er blushingly said.
"Equivalent to having a man?" Wang Dadong was confused.
Is there such a magical thing in the world?
Wait!
Oh crap!
Suddenly Wang Dadong understood Hua Shi Er’s words.
Equivalent to having a man, isn’t that equivalent to an aphrodisiac?
"Does this pill affect men?" Wang Dadong swallowed again.
Damn, if he had not turned into a kid, the Leisurely Pill wouldn’t be something to be afraid of, but now...
He couldn’t possibly...
"Yes, and... the effect is twice as strong for men!"
"Damn!"
"However, sir, this remedy is targeted at adults, perhaps it might not have much impact on children."
"What do you mean ’might not’?"
"I mean, there’s still a chance that the dosage is too strong, making the effect even more intense... Sir, I’ve told you everything I can, now it’s up to you..." Hua Shi Er looked at Wang Dadong sympathetically, then quickly left.
Watching Hua Shi Er’s departing figure, Wang Dadong felt nearly tearful.
What the heck is this?
Getting turned into a kid is one thing, but also being fed an aphrodisiac.
Really being done by a big wolf dog.
Wang Dadong shook his head, despite all kinds of disasters, fortunately Huang Fei was alright.
Wang Dadong turned around to see the four Heavenly Kings gazing at him in awe.
"What’s up? Is there a flower on my face?" Wang Dadong wrinkled his small eyebrows.
"Boss, you..." Jun Tianzui swallowed, his finger pointing below Wang Dadong.
Wang Dadong looked down and immediately let out a strange scream, "Oh crap!"
