Chapter 431 - 432: Eight Times in One Night
"Sister Qiao!" With a shout, someone pushed the door open and barged right in.
Qiao Yutong immediately shot up from Song Xiaodong’s legs as if she had stepped on explosives, bouncing up and then darted two steps away, putting a good distance between her and Song Xiaodong, her face already as red as a burning cloud.
The one who came in was a female police officer in her early twenties, with an average appearance but an exceedingly exaggerated expression. She exclaimed, "Wow, Sister Qiao, you are so avant-garde! Getting all lovey-dovey with your boyfriend right here in the office, how romantic, how romantic. I won’t disturb you, I’ll just go take another walk outside."
"Stop right there! You’ve got it all wrong, we... we... it was this guy who forced me." Qiao Yutong pointed at Song Xiaodong, speaking fiercely, "This jerk tried to take liberties with me and defile me, hurry up and arrest him, lock him up for three to five years."
"Pfft!" The female officer burst out laughing and said, "Sister Qiao, you’re really too funny, who doesn’t know what kind of person you are? If you weren’t willing, who could force you? Dating isn’t something to be ashamed of; we should be congratulating you. Well, the brother-in-law looks okay, seems pretty strong too. By the way, where do you work now? How’s the income? Got a house and a car?"
Song Xiaodong’s face darkened. This cheeky girl’s questions were too outrageous, like something Qiao Yutong’s mother might ask. He instinctively replied, "Seems like I actually do."
The female officer immediately fired off like a machine gun, "So, what kind of car do you have? A BMW or Mercedes?"
"No."
"Then is your house at least one hundred square meters?"
"No!"
"Then you’re finished, you don’t even meet these conditions, how could you possibly be worthy of our Qiao Yutong? She is the beauty of our detective squad; without these criteria, how could you qualify to marry her?"
Song Xiaodong was truly amused by the young officer’s banter, "Then let me ask you, I don’t have a BMW or Mercedes, but what if I have a Ferrari, would that be okay?"