Chapter 290 - 267 Night God
Li Cheng wasn’t worried about the Mechanical Dog charging at him.
LQ-84i Bladewolf, from "Metal Gear Rising," is an AI-equipped quadruped autonomous weapon capable of communication, thought, and executing commands, even able to speak and crack deadpan jokes. It understands threats.
"..."
After a brief silence, Bladewolf spoke in a mixed electronic voice, "You are not infected. Why have you come to the Lower Nest?"
Li Cheng boldly replied, "Who says I’m not infected? I’m carrying Ebola, HIV, Hepatitis A, Hepatitis B, meningitis, feline distemper, Chikungunya fever, Marburg hemorrhagic fever, and feline distemper..."
Quite the character, what with an Innate Gu Cultivation Holy Body. With so many diseases and still hopping around, it seems like they’ve reached a dynamic balance inside you, huh? And why mention feline distemper twice; are you hinting at something?!
With a bizarre expression on his face, Rainbow Cat, who was being held hostage,
The red flashing light atop LQ-84i Bladewolf’s head lit up twice, "Symptoms of Ebola virus infection include rashes, bruises, and bleeding.
You do not have Ebola, so this statement is a pun: it confuses technical malfunctions with conventional sickness, creating a non-sequitur effect.
Degree of mirth concealed: Level 2."
The joke was already cold to begin with, but after Bladewolf’s serious explanation, it became even colder. However, Gray Rain was intrigued.