Chapter 593 - 574: Buying Toilet Paper
"Shit, how did you guys end up running in here too!" the tall and muscular guy angrily said, "Now that we’ve been discovered, see what you can do!"
"Big brother, it’s no big deal, so what if we’ve been found out!" Huang Mao grinned, "There’s a saying: Walk your own path and leave no path for others. We’ve already achieved that!"
They looked around, and indeed, there was nobody on the street. The once bustling street corner was deserted thanks to these few guys, and even those who had to pass by did so from a distance, avoiding them.
"Who of you has paper, give me two sheets!" the tall and muscular guy said, holding his nose and then stretching out his hand.
His little brothers searched their pockets one by one, and suddenly the scene fell into silence.
"Big brother, I don’t have any paper!"
"Me neither!"
Six or seven people, and not a single one had brought toilet paper out with them, which instantly dumbfounded the leader. He swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said, "Shit, if you guys don’t bring paper, then how are we going to leave?"
"How was I to know it’d be so miserable?" Huang Mao forced a smile and said, "Otherwise, let’s just not wipe our asses!"
"Shit, you’re really disgusting!" The tall and muscular guy fished in his pocket. He didn’t pull out any paper, but he did get a handful of cash. Now, he faced a choice: should he use the cash or his hand to wipe his ass?
"What do you guys say, shall we use money or our hands?" the leader asked.
"Big brother, let’s use the money!" the guy in the suspender jeans immediately said, "Once we’ve used it, we can wash it off and keep spending it, after all, it’s not in our hands anymore!"