Mission Aftermath
Random agent one: "WOO!"
Random agent two: "Who's number one!"
All agents in the other group: "WE ARE!"
Random agent two: "What are we!"
All agents in the other group: "THE BEST!"
The giant group of idiots keep raving and praising themselves, which causes Jake to fondly remember all the bros and gals he met on his mission and smile as he remembers all the chaotic fun they had, especially after the Wakandan people searched everyone more than once.
It was hard for Jake to not make a single noise during both times the yacht got swept by the Wakandan people as they searched for most likely the armor, cape, and double-tipped spear, as there's just no way they could ever realize that Jake had already eaten and fused with them.
After they finished their second sweep, everyone could tell that something was different with the Wakandan people, as they were all more passive-aggressive with the college students; while they still did what was asked, they'd do it a whole lot longer and looked to be very annoyed at everyone and all their requests.
Back to the present day, Jake was just annoyed at all these idiots that were supposedly the better group of S.H.I.E.L.D. agents in training who kept defying Nick Fury's most basic orders, which were to shut up and never say a word about your missions.
But that was from the worst thing they've done, as just being annoying, overconfident tools that thought of themselves as gods in the making wasn't anything new to Jake, as he just got done partying with the most elite children of the world and living their life.
Yet somehow those kids were more disciplined and knew the importance of keeping their mouths shut and how to be humble when it mattered... albeit the only time they were humble was when it came to complimenting their bros with their partying skills.
Random agent one: "(Slams hands on Jake's team table) You fools don't even realize how amazing we are compared to you!"
Every one of Jake's teammates just sighs as they drop their utensils in their food but just take a deep breath as they continue eating their food to the best of their abilities as these idiots keep spouting the most random things about what their mission might have been.
Also, their mission, from what Jake could tell, wasn't even anything important, as it seemed like they were either stopping or maybe planning the assassination of one of the world leaders' presidents or leaders.
Some people seemed to be angry over realizing this, but honestly Jake didn't really care since it's not like any of them were important to him or possibly his country, as it's very unlikely that S.H.I.E.L.D. would do anything to actually hurt other nations since their goal is to defend and protect the world.
Honestly, I could see S.H.I.E.L.D. just giving these idiots some very random and insignificant mission compared to everyone in his group since every single joint class or shared training the two teams went through together, they were always last.
Heck, the group was so bad that Nick Fury, or maybe Agent Coulson, started adding the desk jockeys of S.H.I.E.L.D. to the rankings roster in hopes that maybe that would help them actually try and put in some effort like Jake and his group.
Eventually, however, the idiots kept yapping, and finally broke Jake's breaking point along with his team's, as out of everyone, the jeweled cat, out of nowhere, slams her hands on the table and smacks a couple of fellow agents across the face with her food tray.
Now granted, they were quite literally asking for it as they suddenly sat next to her without her or anyone else's permission as they flirted excessively with her and the other women, but what really pushed her to the brink was when one of them touched her shoulder.
Once the war drums started beating, it was an immediate free-for-all as the idiot trainees immediately started charging at everyone, but before they could do anything, Jake stuck out his hand as two white symbiotes started crawling around his hand, and when it reached his fist, it quickly grew into a giant white fist.
Ekaj: "FINALLY! It's time to put these fools in their places!"
Jake thinks: "Well, I don't really care enough to fight this, so you can take this one; just don't kill or eat anyone."
Ekaj thinks: "(talks in a jingle) No promises!!!"
Ekaj's eyes glow purple for but a second as the agents wonder just what the heck is happening. Ekaj gains the eyes of an Iron Man suit as he starts playing his fighting playlist, with, interestingly, the playlist next to it titled HAPPINESS and ROMANCE.
As Ekaj waits for the song to load, he looks around the area and realizes just how massive the other group is; either that or other groups teamed up to take down his group. Either way, the battle started the second the beat started playing.
Ekaj quickly charges at the group in front of him as he quickly turns his arm back to normal and quickly catches someone's fist with his arm and pulls them right towards him so he can knee them in the gut, forcing them in the air just enough for him to turn into a giant bat as he pushes everyone back.
With a human body weighing quite a bit, Ekaj spun around, and after quickly stomping his feet on the ground, he threw the poor man directly in front of the cat lady and the fire lady, who were about to get hit with metal trays.
Both girls: "(turn around and quickly give him a thumbs up) Thanks!"
All three of them turn around to get back to the fight, and to say a demon had been unleashed would be an understatement as Ekaj started walking towards the group, and before anyone hit him, he would suddenly stop and then grab them as he began using them as a weapon.
Some of the other agent trainees with some actual brain thought it might have been a good idea to sneak up on Ekaj, but since, through the help of Jake, he had eyes behind his head, Jake turned around before they could hit him and smacked their heads together three-stooges-style.
Somehow one of the agents managed to get a weapon, and that finally meant that he could throw out the peace card as he grabbed the man's arm and punched his elbow hard enough for it to start bending the other way around, and as the knife fell, Ekaj grabbed it and stuck it right in his leg.
Ekaj: "(Talks like a demon child) Ah, ah, no killing."
Ekaj waves his finger like an annoyed parent in the man's face before headbutting him and knocking the man out, and without waiting another second, he grabs and swings the man around and whacks everyone that slowly began surrounding him.
Before anyone else could get hurt or possibly even killed from how fast the brawl was escalating, everyone heard the banging of something as Nick Fury looked at everyone, both disappointed and pissed at just how childish these teenagers could be.
Nick Fury: "Now I gave all of you the chance to interact with every one of your fellow teammates in the hopes that you could learn from each other as sort of a fresh breath, but (walks on the agent in training that managed to get a knife's leg, causing them to scream in pain as Nick Fury steps on it long enough for everyone to know he meant to do so as he knelt down and grabbed the knife.) Apparently you're all nothing more than grade schoolers who can't handle some mild flirting without consent."
Nick turns towards the cat lady and just scowls with his one eye before he continues walking towards Ekaj, who didn't hear the sign of stopping and kept the fighting going on, and when Nick Fury got close enough for Ekaj to attack him, he tried but failed as Nick Fury grabbed his arm.
Nick Fury: "And as much as I like to see my men enthusiastic about the mission" (Ekaj forces his arm free from Nick Fury, who just lets it go and holds his hands behind his back), "BUT NOW IS NOT THE TIME! Now I'll let it all slide for now, but I expect any chances of future cooperation to start on a clean slate, and the same professionalism I expect from all of you."
Agent Coulson: "(Patiently waits for Nick Fury to join him on the other side of the door) So, sir, are you happy with your choice?"
Nick Fury: "(Smiles) Yes, seeing the growth of my best agents and how they deal with a massive army is good for all their growth, especially if it can help them keep their calm."
Agent Coulson: "Sir, if I may. While I too hope for the best from our agents, I do believe that this will not help the other agents and will lead to them being depressed and possibly start slacking even harder than before."
Nick Fury: "(Sighs) Well, that would be disappointing, as I thought they could all help the planet if she calls, but if I had the choice between losing a couple of normal agents compared to the ones that try and go above and beyond, then it's a fine loss, isn't it?"
Agent Coulson: "I suppose so, sir, but next time I recommend more of the carrot instead of the stick method."
Nick Fury: "What do you want me to give them cake and ice cream?"
Agent Coulson: "Possibly if it'd help them since as their trainees we can't really give them any medals to accommodate their excellent performance."
Meanwhile, back inside the kitchen, all the senior agents gave all the trainees mops, brooms, buckets, and many other things they needed in order to clean up all the blood, spilled food, and other possible stains they made in their little brawl.
This punishment had managed to bring together every team in a way that wouldn't have been possible before... well, every team but Jack's, since they were the ones who had destroyed all of them, and while it further connected that team, it alienated them from every other team.
And that is all for now hope you all enjoyed and until next time stay safe and peace!