The Amazing White-Spider

As we cut to Jake fighting off against some purple and green symbiote monsters with flaming fury and rage within his eyes, possibly because his brand new coat has two holes at the very end of it.

This, of course, meant death for those creatures since it hadn't even been a day since he had gotten his new clothes and was still styling on his haters and all that because he was still feeling super confident about them and wanted to show it off.

Who did he want to show off to? However, I don't think even Jake knows since anyone who could meet him and see his clothes were either these zombie-like symbiote creatures, thugs and criminals, or actual supervillains or superheroes that are fighting one another or want to beat him because they think he's either a hero or villain.

But for now none of that mattered as he was finally coming across something that looked somewhat interesting or, at the very least, something that could actually help him free up more of the city or make it just a bit safer at the very least.

However, that all soon changed when, just mere seconds after he managed to stumble away from fighting a purple and green symbiote zombie, he got kidnapped once more by the same idiots, Flash and Eddie.

This time, however, they weren't letting Jake go since they needed him for their plan to even work, which was actually somewhat understandable considering these two idiots are both polar opposites in every way, shape, and form.

Except of course for being idiots, it's just that Eddie got enough passing grades to be less of an idiot than Flash, but he honestly gets a pass since he was known to go all in on football and anything else in life, and sadly his academic abilities weren't that important to him.

Flash: "We need your help."

Eddie: "And we can't take no as an option any longer!"

The two seemed to start freaking out before they began headbutting each other, then the walls... then the tables... and pretty much everything they could around them up until their giant symbiote monster bodies stopped trying to liquefy and spread over everything.

Once they were finished, their heads somewhat popped out of the symbiotes, with Flash appearing from the chest while Eddie's appeared from his head but still heavily connected to the symbiote from the looks of it.

As Jake jumped onto the table and walked towards the two, since even with their normal heights, these two were still stupidly taller than Jake even back when they were kids, and it's sad to say that Jake has barely grown compared to any of his other friends.

But one day Jake knows (or at least wishes) that he will finally get this so-called growth spurt that everyone else in his life seems to have gotten at some point or another since the only change he's gotten used to is his depression.

Eventually the two managed to give Jake some files on what they actually wanted to do since before that, anytime they tried to say anything, they'd either begin having a seizure or their symbiotes looked like they were trying to kill them.

The file contained some scrawny-looking guy, not a kid, as he was very much a man trapped in a child body given how he liked to dress and the minuscule facial hair he had, while at the same time he had a receding hairline at only 21 years of age.

However, on the very next page, you couldn't even consider them to be the same person because of both how drastic the change was and also because they even had their own name, called Mr. Joey.

Jake: "Mr. Joey has become the crime lord of his own little neighborhood. Were any and everyone who can't pay any sort of debt to him then encased in little black cocoons and used to empower himself!? What the heck is up with this guy!?"

Flash: "From our link (groans in pain), it seems he's watched a lot of crime and mobster movies and dreamed of one day being like them and getting back at everyone who's ever wronged him. And to him, that list is longer than the earth itself, to the point that even children aren't off it, or his family, or even the people he considers friends."

Eddie: "Sadly, they were the first ones to get cocooned, as the second they all got the black symbiote, he ripped them all off and took it for himself right before cocooning every single one of them, making him even more powerful than anyone else."

Jake continues reading the file and sees that he's basically the Punisher mixed with the Hulk, but instead of killing people, he breaks both their bodies and their minds before stuffing them inside the black cocoons as their all his power source.

Once Jake had finished reading the file, he reached out his hand and shook both Flash's and Eddie's symbiote claw demon monster-looking hands, and the second he did, they began to hiss like a vampire forced to confess at church.

Honestly, it was kind of fun watching the two of them act like they were dying since it was the first time Jake had seen these symbiotes act like this even when he bashed them with the welder from the autobody shop.

In fact, it might have enhanced it since Jake didn't really like either of these idiots since Flash was dating Gwen, and while that wasn't really a crime, it didn't help his case either since he was always destined to be a football star. Or at least a star player because of all the damn times he knocked into Jake over the years, destroying his stuff without ever even attempting an apology unless someone forced him to.

When the two eventually stopped, they had giant white spiders across their entire chest and maybe even their back. Which somewhat made sense for Flash since he was a major fan of Spider-Woman to the point he dressed as the male version of her every single damn Halloween.

Eddie, however, was a complete and utter mystery as to why that had happened to him; maybe Flash or Jake had a hand in it, or maybe he was secretly a fan of Spider-Woman. There's honestly no way of knowing.

But enough about these idiots and their white spiders, as it was now time to storm the beaches of Normandy! Wait... Never mind, that's just a little bit of WWII vets that seemed to have been absorbed by these idiots, and Jake just got a bit caught up.

As their real destination, while it might as well be Normandy, it was in fact a beachside warehouse where Mr. Joey would drain everyone dry, and if any of them ever died, it seemed he'd turn them into jerky or something, given how the entire block looks like a raider's nest from Fallout.

Jake: "Okay, from the looks of it, unless you're all connected to Hannibal Lecter, or an even more sick and twisted, depraved Dexter, this man was always destined to become a criminal if this is how he thinks you mark your territory."

???: "NAH! It's just the most effective at instilling fear!"

Was all Jake heard before he felt something knee drop into his back, breaking it in half like a freaking piece of chalk from how the sound of it snapped.

While Jake got dragged away, he could faintly hear the sound of the man both dragging him and at the same time complimenting Flash and Eddie for catching another wannabe hero, much to their anger and annoyance, as they followed behind like abused pets.

Then nothing. Jake felt something slimy start crawling around all over him, including his mouth, eyes, nose, and ears, as he began falling into the deepest pits of the abyss. He heard something about something special as his own voice seemed to be calling out to him?

And that is all for now hope you all enjoyed and until next time stay safe and peace!