Livestream Matchmaking: My Intel Infinitely Refreshes

"He’s honest and sincere. And?"

"Are you two talking about marriage now?"

"No, I’m still thinking about it." The woman, whether to show off or seek validation, suddenly started talking about how good the man was to her.

"He’s especially good to me. He checks in on me every day, always tells me what he’s doing. If I feel even a little unwell, he’ll fly back from another city just to see me."

"Every time we meet, he arranges everything. All I have to do is follow him and enjoy life..."

"Sis, are you sure the 2 million he earns is in RMB?" Zhang Zhe said in a low voice. "This whole situation... it sounds a lot like a pig-butchering scam, you know?"

"Let me first explain why I think it’s a pig-butchering scam."

"Look, he earns 2 million a year. His income is already a huge draw for you. Does he really need to simp for you this hard?"

"Did he awaken the Simp System or something?"

"That’s not simping," the woman retorted. "It’s just being very considerate and sincere."

[Girl, your first priority is to uninstall Red Tomato Novels.]

[The guy’s behavior is textbook simp.]

[It has to be a pig-butchering scam, it just has to be!]

[He was born in ’87, what kind of woman hasn’t he seen? He earns 2 million a year, does he really need to simp for an admin assistant?]

[This guy can’t be a spy, can he? Trying to steal some secrets through a woman?]

The audience’s opinion was the same as Zhang Zhe’s. If the man was really as the woman described, he was definitely a total and complete simp.

Usually, only the male leads in brainless, plot-twist-filled simp novels act like this.

"So what’s he after?" Zhang Zhe asked. "Is it just because you’re young and beautiful?"

"Yeah. What else?"

"Alright, fair enough."

The woman’s logic was a closed loop. There wasn’t much left for Zhang Zhe to analyze.

He told her directly, "This guy is so great, what are you still hesitating for? Just marry him."

"But... he and his ex-wife are still in their cooling-off period."

"???"

"What?" Zhang Zhe laughed. "He’s not divorced?"

"So you’re the other woman? This is ridiculous."

"I’m not the other woman. His relationship with his ex-wife fell apart a long time ago."

"His ex-wife isn’t gentle or considerate, and she made his life very suffocating," the woman said self-righteously. "Once the cooling-off period is over, they’ll get divorced, and he’ll pay her a lump sum of 1 million in settlement."

[Hahaha, the guy talks trash about his ex-wife to appease you, and you actually believe him?]

[She’s obviously the other woman. She’s getting defensive.]

[I feel like she’s been tricked by the guy.]

[She was probably made into the other woman without knowing. She’s likely innocent; it feels like the guy is the bigger problem.]

[Yeah, yeah, this other woman was definitely tricked by the guy. Ugh, how can men be so evil, making a self-respecting woman into the other woman.]

"Miss, did the man tell you his ex-wife has an intellectual problem?"

"No."

"Then did his ex-wife cheat on him?"

"I don’t think so."

"Then you’re the one with the intellectual problem." Zhang Zhe made his judgment directly. "A man with an annual income of 2 million, and his ex-wife agrees to a divorce where he only has to pay a 1 million settlement."

"She only wants half a year of his income?"

"What, does his wife have a grudge against money or something?"

Zhang Zhe didn’t even need to look at the system information to know this woman wasn’t very bright.

[High-Value Intelligence]

[Your blind date, Zhuang Qingxue, is an overseas student with a ’watered-down’ master’s degree. During her time abroad, she used her figure and looks to date multiple rich second-generation heirs at the same time, but was eventually discovered and exposed by her male victims. She could only return to China to continue hunting for a sugar daddy;

The female subject is currently being manipulated by another man. Host, please do not waste your time on this subject;

Ms. Xia Yi is your best choice at present.]

’Whoa.’ Zhang Zhe hadn’t expected he’d underestimated this woman.

’So she’s one of those "PDF girls."’

’The kind who scam people abroad, and after their disgruntled victims find out, they team up to create a PDF to expose them.’

’No wonder she couldn’t reveal any details about her studies abroad.’

’The school was probably a very specific one, and combined with her family background, she’d be exposed immediately.’

’This girl failed at finding a sugar daddy abroad, so she came back to China and just found an older man.’

’Now she’s living in a fantasy of being a rich man’s wife and can’t wake up.’

After hearing Zhang Zhe’s analysis, the woman was silent for a moment but quickly found an excuse. "Maybe he didn’t explain it clearly. The 1 million is probably just a breakup fee."

"His son’s child support is probably calculated separately."

"Besides, Teacher Zhang, I must clarify one thing. We met through a legitimate matchmaking agency, a local marriage introduction service in Yanjing."

"What kind of agency introduces people who aren’t even divorced? How unprofessional is that?" After saying this, Zhang Zhe suddenly remembered that Teacher Wang had done something like that before.

’Maybe it’s not entirely the agency or the matchmaker’s fault.’

"You paid the agency to find a rich man for you, right?"

"No, that’s not it," the woman denied.

"Stop pretending. You definitely did." Zhang Zhe gave a scornful laugh. "He earns 2 million a year. Why would he go to a matchmaking agency and pay them to find someone like you—an ordinary office worker from out of town, from a blended family?"

[Streamer, it’s no fun if you spell it out so clearly.]

[What do you mean? Couldn’t it be that the guy has no male virtue and deliberately asked the agency to find a young girl for him?]

[This woman just wants to latch onto a rich guy, but she can’t even manage to land a real one.]

[Sis, I think if you’re going to be the other woman, you need to accept your role. Don’t always be thinking about taking her place.]

[Streamer, quick, ask her! Did the guy decide he doesn’t want her anymore?]

The bullet chat comments were thinking along the same lines as Zhang Zhe.

Zhang Zhe was also very curious. "You’ve said so much, but is the guy willing to get a marriage certificate with you now?"

"He was willing at first, but we met my parents a while ago. My parents are a bit old-fashioned; they don’t want me to marry a man who’s so much older than me and has been divorced."

"They had a fight, it was very unpleasant, and now we haven’t been in much contact..."

Zhang Zhe raised an eyebrow after hearing this.

’This guy is a master. He might even have an expert advising him.’

’The guys this woman met abroad were probably low-level players. When she ran into a high-level scumbag like this, she was completely played.’

’Some things weren’t appropriate to say on the livestream.’

’This method of breaking up—by fighting with the woman’s parents and then initiating a sudden, cliff-like separation—is the easiest and cleanest way to end things.’

’All the pressure is shifted to the woman and her parents.’

The woman was still trying to figure things out. "What I’m hesitating about now is whether I should disown my parents first and marry him."

"After we’re living together, I can slowly convince my parents."

"Hold on a second." Zhang Zhe gave a slightly sheepish laugh. "Sorry to interrupt, but I have a question."

"The guy can’t even be bothered to contact you anymore."

"Why on earth do you think he’d still marry you?"

"He earns 2 million a year. In the dating market, you’re not the only woman who wants to marry him. He’s already stopped contacting you, so why would he come back?"

"We have an emotional connection."

After saying this, the woman sounded a little unsure of herself. After all, they had met on a blind date.

So she added:

"Besides, I can bear his children! I can help him raise his kids! He already has a child, I can be the child’s stepmother..."

"Oh, I get it now." Zhang Zhe nodded in sudden realization. "The man’s family needs a nanny."