Chapter 266
"Me? A three-second man?"
Liu Qian’s words made Chenyang want to laugh.
Over the years, some had called him an animal, and others had said he was terrifying.
Some had even said he wasn’t human!
Chenyang had heard these words many times and was used to them.
But Liu Qian was the very first person to call him a three-second man!
The term was so new, so novel.
He found it so amusing that it felt a little surreal.
"Director Liu, you’re joking with me, right?"
Liu Qian said with a straight face, "Do I look like I’m joking?"
"So you really think I’m a three-second man?"
"What else? Real men don’t waste time with pointless talk. But you’re not only full of nonsense, you’re also dragging your feet. It’s obvious you’re worried that if I suddenly sat down, you’d be finished in an instant."
"I was just worried that you wouldn’t be able to handle it since this is your first time, so I told you to take it slow." Chenyang gave a helpless smile. "Fine. Since you’re going to mistake my good intentions, then just sit right down."
Liu Qian said teasingly, "Thanks for your concern, but I think I’ll still take it slow. You’re supposed to be a man, after all. If I suddenly sat down and made you surrender your weapon immediately, wouldn’t that be terribly embarrassing for you?"
"Hahaha." Chenyang really couldn’t hold it in this time and burst out laughing.
Liu Qian frowned, confused. "What are you laughing at?"
"I’m laughing at how overconfident you are."
"How am I overconfident? Was I wrong?"
"We’ll only know after we try. In all these years, I’ve never once been embarrassed in a situation like this. Since you’re so confident, Miss Liu the Beauty, why don’t you let me experience it today?"
"No problem. But if it’s really over in three seconds, don’t blame me for laughing at you."
"I won’t! If I finish in three seconds, you can do more than just laugh at me here. I won’t stop you even if you shout it all over the hospital. I’ll even give you a megaphone for free."
As he spoke, Chenyang buried his face between Liu Qian’s soft breasts, greedily inhaling her intoxicating scent. Then, his tone shifted. "But if I don’t finish, you have to agree to one condition."
"What condition?"
"When I’m about to finish, I want to get it on your face."
"You... you bastard!" Liu Qian pinched Chenyang in a fit of pique.
Chenyang said playfully, "Aren’t you certain I’ll be done in three seconds? With that kind of confidence, what’s there to be afraid of or resist?"
Liu Qian paused to think. "Fine! But we have an agreement—you can’t hold back on purpose. It has to be completely natural. As long as you do that, forget my face, you can even get it in my mouth."
Chenyang’s eyes flashed. "Really?"
"Of course! If you’re not a three-second man, it means you can still make me feel good. If I get my pleasure, what’s the harm in letting you have a little extra fun, too?"
"Great! A gentleman’s word is his bond!"
"So, here I come?"
"Bring it on!"
Seeing Chenyang’s wicked grin, Liu Qian suddenly had a bad feeling.
’Could this guy have been playing dumb just now? Maybe he’s not the three-second man I imagined?’
’But that can’t be right.’
’A normal man in this situation would be dying for the woman to just sit down already so he could enjoy being actively served by a beautiful woman.’
’Chenyang must be one of those types who’s all bark and no bite.’
’He’s deliberately talking so much just to manage his excitement and last a little longer.’
At this thought, a contemptuous look appeared on Liu Qian’s pretty face.
’Heh, what a joke. If you can’t perform, just admit it. Why be so stubborn about your pride and pretend to be some kind of stud?’
’Do you really think I can’t handle you just because I’m inexperienced?’
’Hmph! Forget three seconds. In the next second, I’ll make you lose face so completely you’ll wish you could find a hole to crawl into!’
Lost in her thoughts, Liu Qian first guided the hard member beneath her, making sure it was aligned. Then, squeezing her thighs together, she lowered herself in one smooth motion.
She was convinced that squeezing her thighs together would create an unbearably tight sensation for Chenyang.
Then, the pleasure would rush straight to his head, and even if he tried to hold back, he would inevitably lose control and surrender his weapon!
But would reality really unfold as she imagined?
No!
Just as her pink folds had barely swallowed the tip, a tearing pain suddenly shot through her from below.
In an instant, the smile that had yet to fully bloom on her face was replaced by a look of agony.
"Ah... it... it hurts."
"Quick... hold me... I... I’m scared to move. It hurts so much."
Watching her delicate brows furrow and her features twist in pain, Chenyang laughed teasingly. "Weren’t you acting all tough, saying you could take it all at once?
"Didn’t you say I’d be done in three seconds? It’s only been one second. I’m not finished yet, so how come you’re the one begging for mercy?"