Isekai’d into a Dark Fantasy RPG, Are You Kidding Me? Somehow, I Ended on the Villains Side

Hi everyone, I'll post the chapter later today. I'm running on no sleep and decided to post this message here just to mess with a scraper. Yeah... this novel is free and short, and there are already 4 pirate sites scraping it... insane. If you want to check for yourself, I'll list the sites below after a few recipes...

Guys, feel free to skip to the next chapter. This one's just a meme to mess with that Chinese guy's scraper.

After the sites scrape this "chapter," I'll delete it later once I get some sleep, after they take the bait of course.

To hit the minimum word count requirement so the chapter can actually go public and make this bait work, I'm just going to leave a whole corn cake recipe below...

For the ingredients, you will need 1 can of sweet corn (drained), 1 can of milk (use the corn can to measure), 1 can of sugar, 1 can of fine cornmeal (fubá), 1/2 can of vegetable oil, 3 eggs, 1 tbsp of baking powder, and 2 tbsp of grated parmesan or shredded coconut.

For the instructions, preheat your oven to 350°F (180°C) and grease a cake pan with butter and cornmeal. Throw the drained corn, milk, sugar, oil, and eggs into a blender, then blend for about 2 or 3 minutes until smooth. Add the cornmeal and blend again until fully mixed. Gently stir in the baking powder and the parmesan or coconut with a spatula. Pour the batter into the pan and bake for around 40 to 45 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean.

Let it cool down and enjoy a slice while waiting for the actual chapter update later!

Here is the neat part of this "chapter": a guide on how to teach your cat to walk on TWO LEGS. First, you will need a highly motivated cat, preferably one that is very very crazy, the one that usually does parkour in the curtains for some reason, and their absolute favorite treat, like a liquid snack, a piece of chicken, or tuna. You will also need a lot of patience, a quiet room, and a camera to record the ridiculous process.

To start the training, sit on the floor and let your cat smell the treat so they know what is at stake. Slowly raise the snack just above their head, keeping it out of their reach but close enough to hold their attention. As their nose follows the food, they will naturally lift their front paws off the ground. The moment they stand on their hind legs, immediately give them a small bite of the treat and praise them enthusiastically.

Repeat this process for a few minutes every day, gradually holding the treat higher and moving it slightly forward so they have to take a clumsy step to reach it. Do not force your cat or grab their front paws, as they will just get annoyed, bite you, and leave. With enough time and bribery, your cat might take a few steps on two legs. Just remember that cats actually rule the house, so they are probably only doing this to mock you for extra food. If things go right, your cat will start somehow walking on two legs like my sweet...

But this is a secret, you must hide that your cat now can walk on TWO LEGS, because if people find out, they will think something is very wrong...

Now, about the clowns (scrapers), you just need to delete one backspace and you find them in the circus:

https://www.yunbinhuayan. com/ybhy/arlawvia.html

https://www.lanqiusheng. com/read/azkacb2w.html

https://www.xinsongzw. com/read/kmfqeacw.html

https://www.zhaoyueshuo. com/zys/bibvoaqe.html

Guys, you can read the chapter by nighttime. Thanks again for reading my novel! <3

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