The Rogue Villager Chen Erbao

Although Chen Erbao called her Aunt Xue E, Liu Xue'e was actually only in her thirties.

She had big breasts, a perky ass, and pale, luscious thighs.

Her husband had been a forest ranger on Bailong Mountain. Over a decade ago, a fire had broken out on the mountain, and her husband hadn't made it out, burning to death in the blaze.

After that, Liu Xue'e had struggled to raise her daughter all by herself. She was a woman who'd had a hard lot in life.

Right now, Chen Daniu had already dropped his pants and was straddling Liu Xue'e's face.

A cold sneer played on Chen Erbao's lips. 'That bastard really knows how to live it up!'

Without a second thought, he pulled out his phone, and with a few quick SNAPS, took several photos before switching to video and hitting record.

He had absolutely no love for Chen Daniu, their village chief, and the vast majority of people in Bailong Village felt the same.

Chen Daniu had been the village chief for over a decade, and in that time, he had turned Bailong Village into one of the most notoriously poor villages in the region. He, however, was rolling in dough. He'd used the villagers' hard-earned money to build himself a large, three-room house with a tiled roof, and even his bootlicking cronies lived quite comfortably.

In Bailong Village, Chen Daniu was the local tyrant. Provoking him never ended well for anyone.

Chen Erbao himself had once spoken up when Chen Daniu was collecting money under the pretext of "road repairs," and as a result, Chen Daniu had seen to it that he was stripped of his official village doctor position. Now, all he could do was run a small, private clinic to scrape by.

Before, there was nothing Chen Erbao could do about Chen Daniu, but things were different now.

Chen Daniu's dirty little secret had just fallen right into his lap. It would be a crime not to seize this opportunity.

Up ahead, Chen Daniu's face was flushed red as he yelled, "Faster! Go faster!"

"Almost there!"

'Now's the time!'

Chen Erbao broke into a wide grin and stepped out from his hiding spot, phone held high.

"Look over here, you two."

Chen Daniu, in the middle of his vigorous efforts, instinctively turned his head. The moment he saw Chen Erbao, his face went green. Liu Xue'e was terrified too and reflexively clamped her mouth shut.

Chen Daniu's member was still in Liu Xue'e's mouth. With that sudden clenching, he let out a strangled "MAMA!", scrambling backward and rolling on the ground while clutching his crotch.

"HOLY FUCK! What the hell are you doing?! You're killing me!"

Liu Xue'e paid Chen Daniu no mind. She frantically grabbed her clothes from where they'd been tossed, but no matter how she tugged at them, she couldn't manage to cover much.

Moreover, the sudden shock from Chen Erbao's appearance sent a shameful thrill through her. She felt as if a spring had burst forth, a gushing flood that soaked the wild grass below.

Liu Xue'e quickly clamped her legs together, standing timidly to the side and looking like she was about to cry.

Her voice trembled. "Er... Er Bao?"

Just then, Chen Daniu finally pulled himself together. He suppressed his rage, forced himself to calm down, zipped up his pants, and shot Chen Erbao a glare. "Chen Erbao, what the fuck are you doing here?"

Chen Erbao grinned.

"I'm up on the mountain gathering herbs."

"So what are you two doing here?"

"Aunt Xue E, how come you're not wearing any clothes?"

"And you two... what kind of 'exercise' is this?"

"Why don't you teach me? I'd love to learn. Or hey, if that's too much trouble, the three of us could do it together."

'The three of us together?'

Liu Xue'e instinctively glanced down at Chen Erbao's crotch.

Right now, his "little brother" wasn't awake yet, but she could still vaguely make out its outline beneath his pants.

She instinctively sized it up and gulped.

'It's that big even when it's not 'up' yet,' she thought, 'If it did get up, could her own cave, dry for nearly a decade, even take it?'

'Then again, it might be nice to find out.'

The thought of that intense, filling sensation made Liu Xue'e squeeze her thighs together even more tightly.

Chen Daniu, meanwhile, was getting agitated.

'What does he mean, the three of us together?'

But the fact was, Chen Erbao had caught him cheating. If Er Bao went back and blew the whistle, forget about his standing in the village—Qin Lan alone would never let him off the hook.

'Wouldn't that crazy woman tear him to shreds?'

'Better to placate him for now.'

Chen Daniu was the village chief, after all, and he calmed down quickly. He gave a dry cough and said, "Er Bao, ah, you're not wrong. Your Aunt Xue E here hasn't been in good health. I was worried about her, so I brought her up here to help her with some exercises."

"But, you know, it's just a man and a woman up here on the mountain alone. You know how the folks in our village love to gossip, so you absolutely can't go around saying anything about this."

"It's no skin off my back, but your Aunt Xue E... it wasn't easy for her to raise her daughter all alone. We can't have ugly rumors starting about her now."

"The village has always looked out for your Aunt Xue E. If you cause her so much shame she can't show her face, well, that'll be a tough one to explain to everyone. And when that happens, your application to become an official village doctor... that'll probably be a no-go."

Chen Erbao played along, putting on a panicked expression.

Seeing this, Chen Daniu was inwardly ecstatic.

'So much for being a college graduate,' he thought. 'Scared that easily?'

'But I guess that makes sense. Chen Erbao is just a wet-behind-the-ears punk. He really thinks he can fight me?'

'Handling a kid like him is child's play.'

An idea sparked in Chen Daniu's mind. "Er Bao, speaking of your official village doctor status, I just remembered something."

"Even though you don't have an official post yet and are just considered a reserve, there's still a county subsidy."

"It adds up to over ten thousand."

"Find me when we get back, and I'll transfer the money to you."

Chen Erbao was cursing up a storm in his head.

That Chen Daniu was a real greedy beast. Chen Erbao had been running the clinic under the title of village doctor for several years without an official post, and in all that time, he hadn't seen a single cent of any subsidy.

He'd always assumed the county just didn't have him on the books. So it turned out that bastard Chen Daniu had been pocketing the money all along!

'Come to think of it,' he thought, 'the amount that bastard has skimmed off me is definitely more than just ten thousand.'

'That son of a bitch. How can someone be so rotten to the core!'

In the past, Chen Erbao might have actually been fooled by Chen Daniu's "slap them and then offer a sweet treat" routine, but now?

'Fuck you,' he thought. 'Whatever money you scraped off me, I swear I'll make you pay it back double, or my name isn't Chen!'

Though a storm was raging in his heart, Chen Erbao's face remained a mask of calm, perfectly playing the part of the "pure and simple" recent college grad.

"Uncle Da Niu, you're too good to me."

"I can't believe I used to curse you so much behind your back. I'm such a horrible person."

"I won't say another word. I'll delete the video I just took right now."

'You fucking filmed a video, too?'

Chen Daniu was thoroughly frustrated, but he quickly breathed a sigh of relief.

'As long as I watch him delete the video, everything will be fine.'

'As for that ten thousand-plus yuan?'

'Like hell I'm giving it to him.'

'Once he deletes the video, even if he runs his mouth, who's going to believe him?'

Chen Daniu felt a secret thrill of smug satisfaction at his own brilliant strategy.

But just then—

"But I think I'll hang on to the photos I took before. I've been feeling a bit under the weather myself recently. I'll take them home and study them, follow these 'exercises,' and maybe my health will improve too."

"If it proves effective, I'll promote the method to everyone."

"Don't worry, I'll be sure to name it after you, Uncle Da Niu!"

Chen Daniu's face went green.

'There are fucking photos, too?'

'And he's fucking planning to *promote* it?'

'You're trying to kill me!'