CHAPTER 31: DADA, NO KILL!
The Golden Barrel didn’t make it past dawn.
At six sharp, the temperature in the valley dropped as if someone had yanked the plug on summer. Dew on the grass turned into vicious little needles of frost that glittered menacingly under the first gray light. Inside the tavern, the wooden beams groaned deep in their bones as the sap froze solid and cracked.
Up in the windowless back room, Valthazar shot upright in bed, crimson eyes blazing.
“He’s here.” A wild grin split his face, flashing fangs that seemed to throb with hungry power.
“Five hundred years of beauty sleep,” he laughed, “and I wake up to a monster who can freeze the damn sun. What a gorgeous day to die!”
He snatched Hania off the mattress like she weighed nothing, slinging her over his shoulder.
“Val, wait—”
“No time for makeup, little snack!” Shadows boiled up from the floorboards and wrapped around them both like a living cloak.
The roof simply ceased to exist. A thick pillar of white-cold mana punched down from the clouds, erasing thatch and timber in a silent hiss. At the top of it stood Dravin on a platform of hovering frost.
His silver hair whipped around his face like a personal blizzard. Those eyes were glowing voids of absolute zero. He didn’t spare a glance for the screaming innkeeper or the ruined village below. He only looked at the vampire clutching his daughter.
Dravin didn’t speak or demand anything. He barely seemed to breathe. He just lifted one hand, and the air around Valthazar’s throat turned into a solid ring of ice.
“Fast!” Val wheezed, still grinning like a madman. “But I’m the King of the Night.”
He dissolved into a swirling cloud of black bats that poured straight through the ice noose. A hundred yards away, he reformed, already sprinting toward the deep forest where the shadows lay thickest.
“Come on, Archmage!” he called back, his voice ringing with delight. “Chase the dark!”
They hit the coast in under five minutes.
The sun was fully up now, painting the ocean gold. To Valthazar, the light burned like acid on his skin, but the rush in his veins was stronger. He reached the edge of the sea cliff and leaped without hesitation.
“Sphera Tenebris!”
As they hung mid-air above the crashing waves, his mana detonated. A massive dome of shifting black shadows burst outward, swallowing sky, sea, and sunlight in one gulp. Inside, it became perfect midnight — a sunless void where the vampire ruled.
His back ripped open with a wet sound. Two huge leathery wings unfolded, twenty feet across, veined with shimmering purple. He hovered at the center of his sphere, Hania still tucked under one arm like a football.
“Welcome to my parlor, Frost-Walker!” Val’s laugh echoed off the walls of darkness. “No sun to hide behind here. The Bloodline is—”
Dravin was suddenly inside the dome. He simply appeared, standing on nothing, frost blooming so thick beneath his boots that it bent gravity around him.
Valthazar blinked. “No dramatic speech? No ‘Give me back my daughter’? No ‘How dare you’?” He drifted back a step, wings flaring. “Did the cold finally eat your brain? Or do you just not care who she belongs to?”
Dravin moved. One step, and the space between them vanished. His hand, wrapped in pale blue light, stabbed straight for Val’s chest. The vampire twisted away at the last instant; the wind of the missed strike still sliced a deep gash through his velvet coat.
“Silent treatment, huh?” Val’s eyes burned brighter. He lashed out with clawed fingers trailing crimson ribbons of shadow. “Fine. Let the silence bury you!”
The dome turned into a screaming hurricane of black and red.
Dravin became a white blur of crushing pressure. Every swing of his arm sent the ocean below freezing into jagged spires that lunged upward like teeth.
He never spoke. Words were for people who planned on leaving witnesses.
Hania, dangling upside down, watched the flashes of red and blue light. She caught her father’s face in one of the bursts. It wasn’t the quiet “Hmm” look from the garden. This was the face that had once erased the Dragon King.
Dad… you’re going to pop the dome.
“He’s incredible!” Val shouted, dodging a spear of ice so cold it cracked his mana shield. “No sigils, no circles — he’s just rewriting the air!”
He dove through the darkness, flinging blood-red orbs of energy. “Feel that, Hania? This is what legends are for! Finally someone worth killing!”
Dravin stopped. He hovered there, fingers twitching. For the first time, his lips moved.
“Noxgelufinis.”
The dome froze solid. The shadows themselves turned to black ice. The entire pocket of space-time Valthazar had built started shattering like glass.
Val’s wings stuttered as the air grew too heavy to fly in. “He’s freezing the concept of darkness? That’s cheating!”
The dome exploded outward. Blinding Southern sunlight flooded back in.
“The light!” Val shrieked. Smoke rose from his skin.
In that split second, Dravin struck. His left hand snatched Hania from the vampire’s grip. His right hand clamped around Valthazar’s throat.
They hung there above the waves: the Archmage, the thief, and the girl.
Dravin stared into the vampire’s eyes and squeezed. Frost raced up Val’s neck, turning his blood to slush.
“Wait!” Hania screamed, grabbing her father’s wrist with both hands. “Dad, stop! Don’t kill Fluffy!”
Dravin’s head turned slowly toward her. The terrifying glow in his eyes flickered.
“Dada!” she yelled. “No kill!”
Dravin didn’t let go, but he didn’t crush harder either. A single heartbeat of hesitation. In that moment, Valthazar broke free from his hand.
Then a translucent hexagonal shield snapped into place around Hania. Inside it, she felt nothing. She was just a spectator in a diamond cage.
“He really is a final boss,” she whispered, pressing her face to the curved wall.
High above the churning sea, the two monsters crashed together again.
Valthazar was losing and he knew it, but the wild joy had him laughing like a lunatic. “Is this all you’ve got, Archmage?” he roared, barely dodging a massive ice spire that erupted from the ocean. “You fight for your daughter but treat her like a shiny toy! No words, no threats? You really are as empty as the void you crawled out of!”
Dravin flicked his wrist.
The air crystallized into a colossal frost guillotine. Val dove, wings tucked tight. The shockwave from the near-miss slapped Hania’s shield sideways like a kicked marble.
Her eyes widened as the world spun. The shield tumbled out of Dravin’s orbit. Gravity took over and she fell.
The impact with the ocean was a heavy thud. The shield held for maybe a second. Then, as it sank into the crushing dark, a thin crack spiderwebbed across the surface.
Crack. The bubble popped. Freezing saltwater rushed into her lungs—salty, burning, suffocating. Panic exploded in her chest.
Focus, Hania. You’ve read thousands of chapters. Someone always falls in the water.
She forced her small hands through the motions, tracing a glowing blue sigil in the dark.
“Spirare Sub Aqua.”
Oxygen peeled away from the water and fed straight into her blood. She gasped and her vision cleared. But as she steadied herself, something slipped from her tunic pocket.
The stone. Her father’s first gift. It pulsed once with soft silver light, then started sinking. She lunged for it. Her fingers brushed the edge of the glow.
The current was stronger. The stone kept falling, diving toward the black abyss of the ocean floor. Hania kicked hard. In any other story a dolphin would appear, or some hidden power would wake up inside her. But this wasn’t that kind of story.
No. Not that. Anything but losing that.
The silver pulse grew smaller. Then there was nothing but black water. Hania reached out until her small arm felt like it would pop from its socket. No, no, no! It was the only thing in this world that didn’t feel like a plot point or a survival tool. It was a gift.
According to the ‘Law of Lost Items’ in at least three hundred different regression manhwas, Hania thought frantically, this is the part where the protagonist gains a tragic motivation or a mysterious deep-sea guardian appears to hand it back.
She stared into the abyss, waiting for the miracle. Instead, the darkness below began to shift. A shadow larger than the Tower itself eclipsed the faint light filtering from the surface.
Wait, Hania’s thought stuttered, this isn’t the ‘Hidden Dungeon’ trope. This looks more like the Leviathan Boss encounter. This is a terrible character arc.
She tried to swim upward, but the displacement of the rising creature acted like a vacuum. A wall of mottled, barnacle-encrusted skin surged past her. It was a whale, a True Sea Behemoth, a creature of the Aurea Pax era that had clearly survived by staying very deep.
The Behemoth opened its mouth. One moment Hania was suspended in the blue-black water, and the next, a terrifyingly powerful current seized her. Thousands of tons of water were being siphoned into the creature’s maw in a single yawn.
Okay, pivot, Hania thought as she was swept past giant baleen plates that looked like a forest of jagged rib bones. New trope: ‘The Jonah Maneuver.’ I’ll survive in the stomach, find some ancient treasure swallowed centuries ago, and use it to blast my way out. Standard stuff. Totally fine.
The darkness became absolute. Hania tumbled through the massive throat, her spell still flickering around her mouth. She landed with a wet thwack on something soft and rubbery.
She sat up, shaking water from her hair, and looked around. She was in a cavern of pinkish flesh, illuminated only by the faint, dying glow of the mana on her fingertips.
The realization hit her harder than the whale’s swallow. “Dad is going to kill the vampire, then he’s going to kill the ocean, and then he’s going to find me and give me that disappointed look that’s scarier than a frost guillotine.”
She balled her fists.
No. I’m Hania. I don’t get digested. I’m the one who changes the plot.
