Everyday Romance After Becoming a Billionaire

On the high-speed train.

Su Ran sat in his seat, flipping through a magazine to pass the time.

The first page read: For a painless abortion, choose Lingzhou Gynecological Hospital. We’ll make your child disappear without a trace.

Pfft~

How creepy.

’Have these hospitals gotten this blunt?’

In the bottom-right corner was the spokesperson: Liu Buqun, Sect Leader of Spirit Sword Mountain.

This...

Wasn’t Liu Buqun Shan Weizi’s grandfather and Liu Piaopiao’s father?

As the dignified Sect Leader of a major sect, wouldn’t he be ridiculed by his peers in the Martial World for endorsing an ad for a men’s health clinic?

Hmm... Su Ran rested his chin on his hand and thought, ’Could it be that my perspective is too narrow? The moment the Martial Arts Alliance Leader gives an endorsement, will all the Martial Heroes beat a path to the door of the Lingzhou men’s clinic for a circumcision?’

He didn’t know for sure. But anyway, back when Su Ran was in the second grade, the school organized a trip where all the kids in his class held hands and went to the hospital. Then, one by one, the little boys sat in a row with their butts bare, clutching gauze bandages, all of them wailing and crying. They even comforted each other, asking, "Does yours hurt?" "Mine hurts more."

Afterward, their parents came to pick them up one by one. Mrs. Su led little Su Ran away, who waddled like a duck, unable to walk quickly.

He didn’t understand back then, only feeling that the minor surgery was getting in the way of his playtime. Now he understood—after the surgery, things became even more fun.

There was a reason Jinyu loved her "little brother" Su Ran so much. He didn’t just bring her happiness; he brought her *sexual* happiness.

However...

Still, seeing Shan Weizi’s grandfather endorsing that kind of ad was a bit off-putting.

Su Ran didn’t dwell on it. He just sent a screenshot of the terrifying ad slogan to his "We’ve Slept Together" group chat for a good laugh.

Su Ran: [Hahaha... Do you guys get how these small hospital ads are scary enough to kill you without taking responsibility? (laughing emoji)]

Su Ran: [Huh? Why aren’t you guys laughing? Is it not funny? (confused emoji)]

Silence for a few seconds...

Liu Jinyu: [You send us an ad for a painless abortion, and then ask us if it’s funny? What are you trying to imply?]

Su Ran has retracted the image.

Liu Jinyu: [If retracting a message solved anything, what would we need painless abortion clinics for?]

Su Ran: [Pfft~ Sorry, I seriously just wanted you to see the funny slogan. There was no other meaning. Don’t worry, I won’t ever make you get that kind of surgery. (confident emoji)]

Liu Jinyu: [So... you’re going to start using protection?]

BEEP BEEP BEEP. Suddenly, everyone in the group started typing.

Xie Yiren: [(Munching popcorn emoji)]

Xiao Wanqing: [@Su Ran, Liu Jinyu asked you a question. Answer it.]

Aina: [@Xiao Wanqing, you seem very interested in this question?]

Xiao Wanqing: [I’m just looking out for my best friend’s happiness! I don’t want them to accidentally create a life! (angry emoji)]

Aina, Xie Yiren: [(Dog head emoji)]

The group fell silent. The four women waited for Su Ran’s answer. A lot was riding on it.

After a long wait, Su Ran finally replied with a single sentence: [@everyone, Just take the pill.]

Pfft~

The four women were floored, immediately launching a verbal assault on Su Ran.

Su Ran just smiled and replied: [I was just sending the picture to show you a funny slogan, and you all got so serious. Don’t worry, @Jinyu. It’s the same as always. Outside of your safe period, I pull out.]

Liu Jinyu: [You really are a ’good little brother,’ aren’t you? Couldn’t you have been a little more subtle and DMed me? Are you trying to indirectly announce your principles to the others in the group?]

Su Ran: [You’re overthinking it. Anyway, you all carry on. I have something to do, gotta go.]

Su Ran exited the group chat, not daring to talk any longer. After all this time, and with their shared history of "sleeping together," the women had become even more uninhibited. They said whatever they wanted without any reservations. Of course, it was a private group, after all.

After leaving the group chat, Su Ran sent a private message to Xiao Wanqing: [Has your mastitis gotten any better recently?]

Xiao Wanqing: [It was a little better a while ago, but it’s been really swollen and painful again lately. Every time I lift my arm, it pulls and hurts.]

Su Ran: [Send me a picture. I’ll take a look and see if it’s getting worse.]

Su Ran had been studying up on the condition recently and had achieved some small success, so he could naturally tell how severe it was.

A moment later, Xiao Wanqing sent a photo.

The photo was taken behind the door of a dance studio. It was a selfie from a 45-degree angle, looking down. Her black, tight-fitting dance leotard was pulled halfway down, and her bra was dangling from her wrist, revealing a picture of pale skin.

Su Ran zoomed in to carefully examine whether her condition had worsened.

Xiao Wanqing: [Has it gotten worse?]

Su Ran: [Looks like they’ve gotten heavier.]

Xiao Wanqing: [Ah! (sad emoji)]

Su Ran: [I meant the weight has gotten heavier.]

Xiao Wanqing: [...]

Su Ran: [Don’t worry, the condition probably hasn’t worsened. Send me another one tomorrow, and I’ll take a look, just in case. Got it?]

Xiao Wanqing shyly replied with an "OK." She really felt like Su Ran had seen everything. Besides, Su Ran’s phone already contained dozens of "case file" photos that Xiao Wanqing had taken for him, showing her in bras of all different styles and colors.

Both emotionally and rationally, she was willing. After all, what woman doesn’t want to show her most sacred parts to the person she likes? Of course, that doesn’t count for those who sell their bodies.

However, Xiao Wanqing hadn’t really thought about what would happen in the future. "Lovers will find their happy ending," as the saying goes, but if they didn’t, it would just be a shame.

Xiao Wanqing: [Su Ran~]

Su Ran: [What.]

Xiao Wanqing: [Before New Year’s Day, can you come to Shanghai and take me to Disney? Please?]

Su Ran: [The tickets are so expensive. If you’re paying, I’ll go.]

Xiao Wanqing: [Okay.]

Su Ran: [Take care of your health. Talk to you later.]

Xiao Wanqing: [Wait, don’t show the photo to anyone else. You can enjoy it by yourself. (shy emoji)]

Su Ran: [Xiao Wanqing, what are you trying to say? I’m diagnosing your condition! Did you think I was just lusting after your beauty? (angry emoji)]