Chapter 149 - 106: Liu Jinyu: Su Ran, Let’s Talk About the Relationship Between the Five of Us
"Aoi..."
Ew...
The four girls shot him disgusted looks. Even Liu Jinyu told Su Ran to scoot over and not to sit so close to her.
Su Ran chuckled and explained, "What are you all thinking? I was talking about Aoi Yu, the goddess of early Japanese arthouse films. Your minds are the ones that aren’t so pure, you know..."
"Whoa! You’re the one who deliberately said half a name to mislead us, and now you’re calling us impure? We’re gonna kill you!"
The four women grabbed their water guns and blasted Su Ran. Not to be outdone, Su Ran grabbed his own water gun and expertly soaked them all with quick, precise shots...
After playing for a while, everyone was soaking wet. They all went to change into dry clothes. It was time to prepare dinner, and the supplies were all ready. Su Ran glanced at his Patek Philippe, walked to the kitchen, and leaned against the doorframe. He watched the four girls inside, who had clearly divided the labor for dinner prep. Su Ran’s gaze fell on Xiao Wanqing, who was chopping vegetables, and he cleared his throat twice. "Ahem... Um..."
Xiao Wanqing ducked her head, her face completely red. She knew it was time for Su Ran to give her the "massage." ’But holy crap, they’re all here! How is he supposed to do it? This is so embarrassing I could die.’
Aina, who was washing vegetables, heard Su Ran’s incessant coughing. She put down a cucumber, turned her head, and demanded, "Su Ran, if you have something to say, just say it. Stop with all the coughing. It’s annoying, isn’t it?"
"Er..." Su Ran reached out and patted Xiao Wanqing’s shoulder, announcing to everyone, "It’s just that... it’s time for what Dr. Wang prescribed. To unblock Sister Wanqing’s milk ducts."
Hearing this, the other three women all stopped what they were doing. They first glanced at the blushing Xiao Wanqing, who was staring down at the vegetables she was chopping out of sheer embarrassment, then turned to look at Su Ran’s expression of pure, unadulterated righteousness.
The first to act was Aina. She wiped her hands, picked up a kitchen knife, and walked over. Su Ran turned to flee. His life was on the line.
If the four women were separate, Su Ran could confidently beat his chest and swear that he could conquer them one by one.
But when the four of them joined forces, it was a clear case of yin overwhelming yang. Su Ran couldn’t handle all four at once.
Aina took a bounding step forward and, with a sharp THWACK, planted her foot high up on the doorframe, performing a perfect standing split. It was an incredible move.
"Where do you think you’re going?"
"I’m a little thirsty. I’m going to get a drink of water to wet my throat."
"Fresh water is limited on a yacht; we need to conserve it. Aren’t you supposed to be giving that little hussy Xiao Wanqing her massage? Forget water, go drink some milk."
PFFT–
Su Ran died on the spot. He knew it would be a bloodbath.
"You’ve all misunderstood. I’m really just concerned for Sister Wanqing’s health. You wouldn’t want such a beautiful woman like her to get cancer and have to get them... cut off, would you?"
The second to act, Xie Yiren, raised her spatula and walked over. "That sounds somewhat reasonable. Let me ask you, then. Do you swear that it’s purely a professional treatment, and that you’ve never... taken a taste?"
PFFT–
Su Ran died a second time.
"I swear I’ve never tasted it."
"But have you thought about tasting it?"
"Of course the thought has crossed my mind, but I haven’t acted on it. She’s a patient. How could I have those kinds of thoughts about a patient, right?"
The third, Liu Jinyu, shouldered a frying pan and walked up. With her other hand, she grabbed the silent, vegetable-chopping Xiao Wanqing and pulled her into an embrace. Xiao Wanqing used to be the leader of their friend group, holding absolute authority among the four of them. But now, in the 404 dorm once ruled by Queen Xiao, a "mutiny" had long since occurred. She had been "dethroned" and become the other three women’s plaything.
"My brother hasn’t even started your treatment yet. Why are you blushing?"
"I’m not! It’s just a little hot in here."
Liu Jinyu looked down at the mortified Xiao Wanqing in her arms like a gruff rogue and said, "Nai Xiao, do you secretly love it when my brother gives you your treatment? Are you hoping every day that time will fly by so you can get treated sooner?"
Xiao Wanqing: "Nonsense! Am I, Xiao Wanqing, that kind of woman?"
The trio: "You are."
PFFT–
Xiao Wanqing died.
Liu Jinyu patted her shoulder and said, "Nai Xiao, it’s a good thing my brother is concerned about your health. I support him giving you your massage. After all, none of us want anything to happen to you. So... go on. Su Ran will treat you, and the three of us will supervise from the side. If either of you shows even a hint of an impure thought, I’ll flatten you with this frying pan."
"Wait..." Xie Yiren raised her hand. "I have a question. How do we tell if she has impure thoughts?"
Aina poked her on the forehead. "Are you stupid? You just see if she gets... wet."
PFFT–
Xiao Wanqing died again.
"Oh..." Xie Yiren scratched her head. "Then... how do we tell if Su Ran has impure thoughts?"
Aina: "Obviously, you look at his... ahem. Why are you asking me? I’m just an innocent bestie. I don’t know anything. I have no idea."
Su Ran facepalmed, speechless. "Stop, stop, stop. How about this: I’ll teach Jinyu, and then Jinyu can give Sister Wanqing the treatment, okay?"
With that, he dragged Jinyu into a room. Ten minutes later, they came out, and Liu Jinyu’s face was completely red.
Aina: "Don’t just stand there blushing! Tell us, did you learn the technique?"
Liu Jinyu: "It felt great—no, no, no, I mean, I learned it! Drag Xiao Wanqing in here! I’m going to give her a thorough treatment for her slutty disease!"
The three women dragged Xiao Wanqing inside. Su Ran didn’t care. He’d been feeling a bit "milk-sick" lately anyway. He went into the kitchen to make dinner, his ears filled with Xiao Wanqing’s occasional screeches. "Liu Jinyu, I’m going to kill you, that hurts!", "You little bitch, what are you doing with your hands? Stop touching me there!", "Xie Yiren, if you take one more picture, believe me, I’ll post that video of you playing with sparklers online!"... Such silly idiots, having so much fun.
Eight minutes later, the door opened. Aina and Xie Yiren walked up to Su Ran. "Uh... Su Ran, Liu Jinyu says she only knows how to squish them, not how to do the actual treatment. She wants you to go in and help."
"Not going."
"Don’t be so petty. We were just giving you a hard time earlier. Calm down, okay? Wanqing’s health is what’s important."
