Elden Ring: 2,000 Hour Speedrunner Becomes a Dragon

Chapter 89: Analysis Progress



Following two full days and midnights of non-stop cognitive dissection targeting the matrices of the Eternal Swordsmanship, Lucia's Dragon Thunder Slash had systematically shed the last remnants of its primitive, green naivety, displaying a visible, calculated optimization across its execution velocity, entry angle, and absolute lethality.

Godskin Apostle Samuel, whose historical data files lacked a single point of operational experience regarding how to manage the specialized parameters of an Ancient Dragon Sovereign across his lifetime, was caught completely off guard by this highly irregular sword mutation that fused the vacuum lines of the Storm Style directly with the elemental payload of a Dragon Lightning Incantation.

His tactical processors initial simulated a script to deploy his aristocratic demi-god aura to violently shake Lucia off his axis, but before his spine could align the pressure, his somatic pathways were hit by a total, localized paralysis induced by the high-frequency Ancient Dragon Lightning, leaving his muscles completely bankrupt of active strength. Stranded in an absolute microsecond bottleneck, his gauntlet could only swing the greatsword with a frantic, all-out velocity to intercept the trajectory on the left, while adjusting his massive shoulder to manually absorb the kinetic payload of the slash descending from the right!

The architectural predecessor driving the Dragon Thunder Slash—the classic Vacuum Slash—had historically registered as an exceptionally high-velocity combat technique within the manuals of the Storm Swordsmanship. Now, systematically fused with the high-Faith data of the draconic thunder, its transit through the space achieved a completely terrifying acceleration. The exact microsecond the dark red lightning flared to illuminate the pupils of both warlords, the Dragon-Scale Blade and the heavy Godskin Stitcher collided with a deafening, thunderous acoustic detonation!

CRACK—!!!!!

The precise microsecond the steel locked, a blinding, roaring column of the god-slaying Black Flame violently erupted from the absolute center of Samuel's torso. Reinforced by the immense, crushing volume of his high-Faith divine strength, the greatsword blade—wrapped completely in a thick coat of black fire—violently shattered the trajectory of the left-hand Dragon Thunder Slash, plunging the steel straight through the interlocking scales of Lucia's shoulder plates. The kinetic shockwave slammed into his wrist, causing the left-hand Dragon-Scale Blade to fly from his gauntlet, clattering uselessly against the gray sand!

On the opposite flank, the dense muscle groups and skin mapping Samuel's right shoulder—artificially hardened by the continuous circulation of the Black Flame—broadcast a dull, metallic sheen under the light. Though his flesh had absorbed the full weight of the right-hand Dragon Thunder Slash, the blade had merely managed to score a shallow, nominal laceration across his torso. Lucia forced his muscles to execute a rapid follow-up press to sink the steel, but the edge was completely jammed and frozen by the Apostle's high-velocity, regenerating flesh, leaving his weapon entirely unable to advance or execute a strategic retreat across the guard.

Samuel's jaws bared into a menacing, predatory grin, his dead eyes locking onto the data indicating the dragon youth was completely locked out from deploying his twin blades. He wove both gauntlets around the leather hilt of his greatsword, leaning the absolute mass of his physical attributes into the line to press the celadon tip directly against the center of Lucia's heart plates—the exact watch that steel sliced the cardiac tissue in two, regardless of how preternaturally massive the young Ancient Dragon's physical talent scored, his life ledger would be permanently closed.

Yet, right within that terminal watch of the clock, the Apostle suddenly registered the kinetic resistance anchoring his right shoulder blade vanish into thin air!

Lucia's gauntlet completely released the wire-wrapped hilt of his sword. Concurrently, his entire chassis aggressively lunged forward, intentionally driving his own flesh deeper along the track of the Godskin Stitcher as the steel tore through his lungs. He swung his massive skull through a violent, rising arc, utilizing the sharp, jagged bone armor of his Ancient Dragon Horns to execute a catastrophic kinetic slam directly into the absolute center of Samuel's face tattoos!

Operating as a direct, un-diluted product of the supreme Ancient Dragon Royal Family, Lucia's ordinary dermal scales completely out-registered the density of high-tier enchanted steel armor plates—let alone the hardest, most razor-sharp structural components anchoring his morphology: his consecrated horns.

BANG—!

Samuel calculated within his cognitive grid that a heavy ballista bolt had been fired into his nasal bone at point-blank range. Amidst an instantaneous, blinding wave of neurological vertigo and crushing agony, his blood-filmed vision tracked a face mask that presented an aesthetic vastly more grotesque, monstrous, and terrifying than the macabre tattoos mapping his own leather hood!

Is this outland entity completely devoid of a survival instinct?!

A freezing shard of genuine shock and absolute panic broke through the Apostle's heart for the first time across his history inside the sandbox. This dragon youth was charging his mass forward with a reckless, suicidal velocity, allowing the Godskin Stitcher to systematically liquidate his internal organs—what specific dividend was his engine chasing across this ruin?

The next microsecond, the arithmetic of the cosmos hand-delivered the terminal answer.

A heart-wrenching, agonizing pain erupted from the deepest basements of his chest cavity. His focus struggled down through the red mist to audit the coordinates of his sternum, verifying that the Ancient Dragon's left claw had violently broken through the high-Faith Black Flame barrier safeguarding his skin, piercing through his dense, leather-hard muscle rows and intercostal bones to lock its clawed fingers in a vice-like, crushing grip directly around his living heart!

"Across this turn... your life ledger closes its parameters completely, Apostle. But my own line remains absolute!" Lucia's voice drifted into Samuel's auditory channel, his tone dropping into a low, terrifying whisper that sounded like a demon clearing the abyss.

The two combatants remained anchored to the sand in a bizarre, horrific parody of a close martial embrace. The exact microsecond the Godskin Stitcher completed its arc to slice Lucia's heart tissue in two, millions of crackling, black-and-red lightning lines violently detonated outward from the absolute core of Samuel's chest!

Claw of Ruin: Zero Range Execution!

Sustaining a direct, frontal penetration from the Claw of Ruin at absolute zero-range proximity, backed by the total physical destruction of his cardiac matrix, Samuel's top-tier heroic regeneration modules were instantly rendered completely non-responsive.

His eyes blinked with a blank, hollow rhythm. His massive, black-flame-inflated body beneath the godskin silks rapidly deflated back into a normal human skeletal shape, before his knees gave way, his mass collapsing backward to hit the gray sand in a limp, dead slump.

The exact millisecond Samuel's corpse settled into the sand, the rivers of demigod blood, the deep puncture marks, and the massive greatsword protruding from Lucia's chest cavity violently vaporized from the space, leaving zero trace of the trauma. Dozens of catastrophic lacerations mapping his scale plating were mended back to full compliance in the span of a single heartbeat, and the dim, endless starry sky defining the baseline parameters of the Memory Battlefield re-materialized across the high rafters of his skull.

"The calculation locked... success!"

Lucia's internal processors were saturated with an intense, triumphant excitement that nearly prompted his throat to vent a victory roar, but his spiritual batteries were so thoroughly bankrupted by the execution that his knees simply buckled, dropping his weight down against the gray sand.

Although his consciousness had suffered an absolute liquidation at Samuel's hands countless times across previous months, rendering his mind entirely accustomed to processing the highly realistic neural pain of deicide, his will had finally formulated an unprecedented, ruthless strategic decision across this turn—risking a suicidal, zero-margin cross to trade his life ledger for a confirmed victory. The explosive interweaving of lingering kinetic tension, primal fear, and the pure adrenaline of a historical triumph left his internal indicators unable to calm their frequencies for a vast watch.

He caught his breath across several minutes, waiting for the violent trembling tracking his forearms and boots to steadily decay back to baseline. He forced his frame upright with a heavy effort, his focus locking back onto the high constellation representing Samuel's file to execute a command. A fresh sequence of brilliant starlight text immediately wove across the empty air.

[System Notification: Phase Milestone Reached]

Target Register: "Godskin Noble" Samuel

Biological Classification: Human (Apostle Lineage)

Sovereign Combat Tier (Level): 215

[Active Parameter Distribution]

Vigor: 45 | Mind: 50 | Endurance: 40

Strength: 40 | Dexterity: 40 | Intelligence: 13

Faith: 56 | Arcane: 10

[Acquired Methodology Slots]

- War Cry of the Giants (Master Mastery Grade)

- Black Flame Incantation (Master Liturgical Grade)

- Aspects of the Crucible (Master Primal Grade)

[Legendary Attribute Node]

- Destined Death (Status: Disqualified / Line Revoked)

[Analytical Progress Tracking]

Current Processing Index: 54.6% (Status: Battle Recollections Unlocked)

Next Sequential Progress Node: 80.0%

[Administrative Compensation Protocol]

Please isolate TWO distinct asset classes from the five text variants below to finalize the phase reward:

20 Rune Points: Direct alchemical capital injectors conformed to bypass localized environmental limitations.

Tibian Swordsmanship: A core structural component driving the 'War Cry of the Giants' macro-set, originating from the powerful martial traditions calculated across the ancient eras; celebrated for its highly unpredictable, ruthless trajectory lines, thus demanding an exceptionally high volume of baseline Endurance and Dexterity from the swordsman's tracking network.

Black Flame Blade: A primary attribute miracle clutched within the liturgical library of the Godskin Apostles. The methodology weaves the god-slaying Black Flame across the surface of an active armament, vastly multiplying its kinetic lethality while systematically corroding and destroying any active divine blessings or protective grace metrics shielding the target. The Apostles serving beneath the Queen of Death once brandished these blazing blades to harvest the souls of countless patriarchs and paladins.

Black Flame Ritual: A high-tier, defensive miracle utilized by the inner circle of the Godskin Apostles. The matrix ignites a towering, circular pillar of dense Black Flame around the operator's perimeter, commanding a high-frequency energetic field sufficient to temporarily trap and isolate an adversary whose baseline stats out-register the caster's own tier. The ancient records note that Apostles once utilized this ritual to anchor continuous fire circles, forcing trapped divinities to offer their necks for absolute slaughter.

Aspects of the Crucible: Tail: A primal miracle emerging from the ancient forge of un-fused life. The methodology compresses divine power to manifest a massive, scaling reptilian tail, vastly reinforcing close-quarters sweeping capabilities and balance metrics across a melee. The multi-form Aspects represent the primitive vital energy governing the dawn of biology; the ancient myths whisper that in the primeval era, all vital energies were initial fused into a single, inseparable matrix. (Note: Execution is strictly non-responsive unless the operator's marrow commands active Crucible Power.)

[Query: Does your consciousness desire to immediately re-initiate transit into the Recollection Battle void?]

Faced with the light screen, Lucia executed his selection across the initial two text variants without a single microsecond of adolescent hesitation.

The logic driving the acquisition of the 20 Rune Points required zero explanation. Currently nesting deep within the secure, highly monitored interior of the capital, his vanguard was entirely locked out from clearing the outer wilds to harvest active experience data via standard military slaughter. To scale his baseline attributes past their current boundaries, his system was legally conformed to rely on the slow, natural metabolic development of his demigod biology—a process that his calculations flagged as an un-acceptably long chronological track.

Crucially, after auditing the staggering, logic-breaking parameter distribution formatting Knight Moongrum's level $516$ panel, his private anxiety regarding his personal stat deficit had scaled to an extreme register. Now that the interface had hand-delivered a direct alchemical injection method to force his attributes upward, his hand was mathematically forbidden from forfeiting the asset class.

As for the Tibian Swordsmanship, the skill functioned as a non-negotiable stepping stone engineered to construct the future framework of his Eternal Swordsmanship. His muscle memory already commanded an immaculate, un-yielding foundation across the parameters of the Storm Swordsmanship; with the sudden integration of the Godskin Noble's Tibian tracks, and the heavy Leyndell Swordsmanship templates that the faculty of the Royal Private School was legally conformed to teach across the coming semester, his personal iteration of the Eternal style would finally possess the necessary data nodes to establish its initial operational architecture.

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