Reincarnated as Food for Monster Girls.

The Guild Masters sat around the table.

Five highly ranked veteran warriors, each of whom had stepped down from active hunting for one reason or another, now managed their respective guilds.

Together, they oversaw the elimination of monsters within the Federation's borders. Though neither a military nor a police force, the guilds served as the Federation's first line of defense against monstrous threats.

"Now that everyone is settled, Leon, step forward. Will you roll the crystalline dice and show the members here your stats."

Leon stepped forward.

Each of the guild members had a few retainers stand slightly far behind them. He along with the girls were acting as Nadu's retainers for this meeting.

"Sure."

"Wait! I had these specially made. Might as well use them all."

Furbetto pulled out a box. In it were 15 of the long cylindrical dice He had brought a special die to check each of Leon's attributes and abilities.

"You want me to use all of these?"

"There are ways to hide one attribute, even with crystalline dice, so I took extra precautions."

The headless jester is precautious?! Guess he's still a guild master.

"Alright. If you so ask."

He rolled the cylindrical dice.

They cracked into halves as they rolled across the table. The Vitality dice burst with golden light as it had done before.

Blinding everyone in the room.

Except for Leon and Nadu who had already known about the intensity.

Huh, I did warn the girls. Guess they underestimated it... Also why didn't Nadu warn the other guild masters?! This old man!

Everyone slowly regained their vision.

Followed by a moment of silence as they took in the values on the dice.

"I've never seen anything like this before! It's completely loaded on just vitality. I was hoping the old fart gained a sense of humor but unfortunately he wasn't messing with us."

"You think I'd joke about this Furbetto."

"But you did not detain him immediately. Instead you let him go."

"You're right Lamarck. That was a fault on my part."

"More like a major tactical error. Nykthos' army already know of his existence. Possibly Ainamor too."

Lamarck looked at Jeyne.

"I got some of my best eyes working double. But nothing out of the ordinary yet."

She even sounds like Cersei!

"Based on the report, it's like they are not aware of Leon's potential. But they will likely keep sending more after Valeria. So only it's a matter of time."

Jeyne's from the Zaxera Kingdom, the closest kingdom to Valeria's home. They must deal with vampires a lot... Cersei was very upset about Valeria moving in too. I need to ask more questions later.

"I would like to add something of importance that wasn't in the initial call for this meeting. Since then, a demon captain of Nykthos' has defected to our side."

"Wife number 3!"

"Tsukihi, shh!"

Leon looked back at his two fiancees as the guild masters erupted at the news.

"Wait! She has been somewhat cooperative. I should also mention she's a Mare. The legends don't do justice to how lazy this one is."

"Why would a captain switch sides?"

"She was given Captain rank because of her raw abilities, her strength is double yours, Yelena. But she hasn't bothered to learn a single skill."

"Have you asked her for information about Nykthos' army?"

"I have, Jeyne. She doesn't know much, and what she does know, she couldn't bother remembering the details."

"What do you mean?"

"I mean, we're still trying to cross reference if 'Arty' is General Arthoritor or if there is a new General. The list goes on."

Leon could hear the frustration in Nadu's voice.

Poor guy. Though it's hard to explain how lazy that girl is.

"Nadu, when did she get here? How did she even get here so fast?"

"She ran."

The other guild masters looked at Lamarck as he answered Furbetto before Nadu could.

"A while ago there was a blast that shot straight across Metra'ku. We thought it was an attack from the demonic territories. But then nothing came of it."

I should help Nadu out.

"Yeah. That blast was probably Maria's 'ultimate skill'; Sleep Walking. If you could even call it a skill. When I asked how she got here, she told me she sleeped walked. And I've seen her demon form run, before so that adds up."

"You made a demon of sloth run across a nation?"

"I cannot express how much she did for the sole reason of never having to move again."

"And where is the Mare?"

Leon looked back to the girls.

"Oh Maria? I left her sleeping in the bath. Her chest keeps her face up so she won't drown."

"Tsukihi, you left her in the bath?"

"What? Rika and Valeria both didn't want to carry her either. Besides, she seems happy."

Leon looked at Valeria and Rika, both of whom were seemingly very interested in the room's roof.

"Guild Masters, I would like to apologize for my party."

"No need, Roselyn. These are... special...times."

"Thank you, guild master Nadu."

Another moment of silence passed before Furbetto broke it.

"Honestly, l like the cut of this guy's jig. If we can use him as monster food I don't see the problem?"

"Did you forget he's also engaged to Princess Celestine. The guild doesn't have full jurisdiction over him."

"Yeah, the golden princess who got turned into a succubus. You guys found the one man who can keep her gold... Wait, wife number 3 is the mare, is the vampire or Kistune 2?"

"Oh I'm number 9"

"9!"

"Yes! Though I'm still trying to find 4 to 8 so I can be 9."

"You intentionally made yourself 9?...oh because you have 9 tails."

Don't agree with her!

"Exactly!"

"The gods play favorites and I'm not one of them. What;s luck again?"

Furbetto looked over the table.

"7! Alright I'm killing you!"

Frubetto grabbed the back top right corner of his dice head and spun it.

6.

Six sinister looking eyes stared down Leon. Looking at him like a spider looks at his prey.

"Hey I already called first dips!"

"He already beat the Mare, no way you have a chance, Yelena."

"The Mare has no skills, what threat is that?"

"He's only got one skill, and it's shooting blood everywhere."

Oh yeah they just learn about Maria so they don't know about Memory Flare.

"Dibs is dibs."

"Flip a coin for it?"

"Not with you I ain't."

"Ugh!"

Frubetto grabbed the back top right corner of his dice head and spun it.

2.

He was back to his normal face.

"If you two are done, can we return to the meeting."

"Sorry Nadu, there is just one question I would like to ask Leon before we get back on track."

"Is now the time, Jeyne?"

"Depending on his answer, I think it would be good if everyone was present."

Oh damn

"Yeah, go ahead. I don't mind."

"Leon, your skill that shoots blood everywhere? How often do you train it?"

"Every night, why?"

"I see, do you feed all the blood to the vampire, Valeria?"

"No. Why?"

Jayne's eyes narrowed at Leon.

"What happens to it?"

I feel like I'm missing something here.

"It just goes on the ground, makes a little puddle."

"How many times do you cast it?"

Leon could feel everyone starting at him.

Huh. Come to think about it. I cast Bloodless every 2 seconds. A human has 5 liters. That's 150 liters a minute right?...I don't like where this math is going.

"Leon, how many?"

"I'm counting."

So like 30 casts per minute. 30 times 60, 1800. Times that by 8 hours...

"About 14 thousand times a night."

No one answered.

"Ok yeah, that's a lot..."

"Leon. Have you seen this flower before?"

Jeyne slid a piece of paper towards Leon.

It was a drawing of a Red spider lily.

"Oh yeah this is a spider lily, though I guess it's called something different in this world."

"It's called a Death Bloom. An unnatural plant that only grows where mass death occurs. Have you seen any in this world?"

"Well yeah, there are a couple growing... where I train. And they're the only flower I recognize... despite every flour being different..."

No one answered.

"Ok but like in retrospect the blood was always just a puddle you know? Sure it's technically like 70 thousand liters of blood a night but..."

Leon felt one of Rika's bosu stab him in the back of the head.

"Farm boy, you've been doing 14 thousand human sacrifices a night!"

"Well no one said anything!"