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I am Ryan Parker, Peter Parker's cousin, and the son of Ben Parker and May Parker.
    But don't get the wrong idea that I'm a friendly neighbor just because of this name and my status as Spider-Man's cousin!
    Spider-Man holds back when fighting villains, but I use 200% of my strength!
    Spider-Man has a no-kill policy, while I don't leave any traces of him!
    The little spider is poor, but I'm determined to be richer than a country!
    While the little spider was helping the old lady cross the street, I was sprinkling dust into someone's eyes!
    The little spider is humble and polite, but I'm the one who keeps uttering forbidden words!
    The little spider wanted to escape Venom, but Venom wanted to escape me!
    Everyone likes Peter, but everyone fears me!
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