My Life (After Countless Reincarnations) in Mushoku Tensei

CHAPTER 48



POV - Azra'il

Rudeus had changed in a way I'd never formally catalogued, but that anyone paying the slightest attention would notice without effort.

It wasn't a declaration from either side. It was more like two systems that had been running in parallel for months, gradually discovering they shared more variables than either was willing to admit out loud. No treaty was signed. No official statement was issued. Just friction that kept diminishing until it nearly vanished, the way it happens with things that work out without anyone paying attention to the process.

He was still Chubby-Cheeks the pervert.

I was still the sour-faced grump with the taste of an old lady.

The difference was that those labels now came wrapped in something else. Less technical report, more family nickname, the distinction between calling someone an idiot as an insult or as a greeting, depending entirely on the tone.

It was subtle. It was, apparently, relevant enough to be worth noticing, considering it had been more thousands of lives than I cared to count since I'd last had someone I could call, with any honesty, a brother.

Breakfast had been just the two of us. Ghislaine had left early for training with the discipline of someone who doesn't negotiate with clocks, and Eris had chosen to sleep in with the philosophical conviction of someone who'd turned it into a personal religion.

Rudeus was cutting the bread with the concentration of someone thinking about something entirely different and using the bread only as an excuse for his hands to have something to do.

"Azra'il," he said, without looking up.

"Rudeus."

"I remember you said that, in some of your lives, you reincarnated in Japan."

I looked up from my cup.

He kept cutting the bread with the face of someone asking a casual question that was anything but casual, with the caution of someone who'd decided he could ask, but hadn't yet decided how he was going to survive the answer.

It was new. It was, in its own way, almost touching, to the extent anything involving Rudeus attempting subtlety could be called touching.

"Yes. I reincarnated there enough times to have attended Japanese bureaucratic purgatory more than once," I replied.

"What was it like? You said one of the Japans you lived in was full of heroes, but I wanted to know—"

"It was chaotic, hyper-efficient, and cultivated an entertainment industry with a fairly creative relationship with the limits of good taste."

I took a sip of tea, savouring in advance what was coming. I knew exactly where that conversation was heading. I just didn't know if he did.

Rudeus stopped cutting the bread, knife in the air, like someone who'd heard the wrong word in the middle of a prayer.

"The anime—"

"Existed," I confirmed, before he finished the question and before his hope had time to grow too large. "In industrial quantities. With a thematic variety that ranged from genuinely brilliant to things that made deities from other worlds I've visited grow mildly concerned about humanity in general."

"And the manga?"

"Also." I picked up my cup. "Some of it was genuine literature. Some of it was concrete proof that Japanese censorship functioned more as a suggestion than as actual policy." I took a sip. "The gap between what was officially permitted and what actually circulated on the shelves could accommodate an entire continent's worth of moral dilemmas."

Rudeus set the bread down on the table as if he'd suddenly lost all interest in food.

"You're describing this like you've read it," he said, with the caution of someone about to accuse his own sister of something.

"I'm describing it as someone who was born in that country across enough lives to have a well-founded opinion on local editorial standards."

"But you read it."

"I conducted extensive cultural research." I set down the cup. "Across several incarnations."

"What kind of research?" he asked.

"The kind I'm not going to detail over breakfast," I replied. "Or over any other meal."

Rudeus looked at me with the expression of someone who'd asked a simple question expecting a one-sentence answer and instead received a full seminar on cultural anthropology with implications he was processing on at least three levels at once.

"You're saying that in every life you were born in Japan," he said, slowly, "the anime and manga had—"

"Content that would explain a great deal about certain people who reincarnated with intact memories of having consumed that content in abundance," I replied, looking at him with the clinical precision of someone delivering a diagnosis.

Rudeus went red.

"I didn't—"

"Rudeus."

"I was young."

"You were in your thirties in your previous life."

"Young at heart."

"That's not a character reference. It's a sentence."

"I prefer to think of it as market research, done well ahead of schedule."

I took a sip of tea with the serenity of someone who'd closed an argument before it even opened.

Rudeus went back to cutting the bread with the dignity of someone who'd wisely decided that silence was the only move left on the board.

It was growth.

"I have something to show you," I said, once we'd finished.

He looked at me with the expression of someone who'd already learned, the hard way, that this sentence coming out of my mouth could mean anything on a spectrum from mildly interesting to existentially disturbing.

"Should I be worried?" he asked.

"Depends on your relationship with the concept of capitalism," I said.

He looked at me for a second.

"I don't know what that's supposed to mean."

"You'll understand soon enough."

The room Hilda had lent me as a production laboratory wasn't the largest in the manor, but it had the advantage of being in a quiet wing, where occasional experiments didn't draw unwanted spectators.

On the central table: ceramic jars with screw-on cork lids, ingredients organised by category of use with labels I'd developed myself to avoid confusion during volume production, three versions of the base formula distinguished by essential oil concentration, and notes accumulated over the weeks with the methodology of someone who'd learned, through more mistakes than I'm willing to admit, that memory is too valuable a resource to waste on details that fit perfectly onto a sheet of paper.

Rudeus stood still in the doorway for a second. His eyes swept the table like someone cataloguing and connecting information in real time, processor running at full capacity for the first time that morning. Then he froze, with the expression of someone about to declare a conclusion and wanting to be sure before making a wrong move.

"The shopping," he said.

"Yes."

"These past few weeks. When we went out. The ingredients you were buying without explaining what for."

"Yes."

"WAS THIS WHAT IT WAS FOR?"

"For the shampoo, yes," I confirmed, resisting the urge to applaud the speed of his reasoning.

Rudeus looked over the whole table with the expression of someone who'd spent weeks outside a secret, had just received the full context, and was now retroactively processing every piece he hadn't been able to fit together until that moment.

"Shampoo," he repeated.

"Shampoo."

"You spent weeks secretly buying ingredients to make shampoo."

"Not secretly. Discreetly. There's a legal distinction between the two, even if the practical difference is zero."

He looked at me.

"Azra'il."

"Rudeus."

"In my previous world shampoo cost a few yen. Anyone could buy it. Supermarket, chemist, anywhere." He gestured at the table like someone presenting evidence. "How did you conclude you could turn this into a business here?"

"Because in your previous world everyone had shampoo," I replied, with the patience of someone explaining something that seemed obvious from one angle and not obvious from another. "Which means you think like a consumer in a world where the product already exists. I think like someone looking at a world where the product doesn't exist and calculating exactly how much people would pay to have something they don't even know they need yet."

He spent a second digesting that, visibly reorganising his own worldview.

"How did I never think of that?" he asked, with the voice of someone genuinely baffled at himself.

"Because you were busy with other things," I said. "Mostly inappropriate ones, but busy nonetheless."

"That's not—" He stopped. Reconsidered. "Fine, partially fair."

I explained the whole process while he listened with that total attention he reserved exclusively for sculptures, women, and, apparently, now, for profit margins.

The test on Ghislaine. The unruly mane responding to the product with results I'd classify as advertisement-perfect. The test on Eris, which produced equally convincing results and one incident I'd rather file away without further detail. Hilda's dramatic entrance, with the face of someone who'd already built the wrong conclusion outside the door before even opening it.

Rudeus was smiling at the corner of his mouth by that point.

"Hilda thought—"

"She reached creative conclusions based on insufficient evidence," I replied. "A universal human experience, though particularly rapid in her case."

"And then?"

"And then she saw the result. And then she stopped being Lady Hilda the worried mother and became Lady Hilda the sales executive in record time." I took a sip of tea. "The transition took approximately two seconds. Scientifically impressive to witness."

"Did she agree to help?"

"She took over the meeting before I'd finished proposing it." I set the cup down on the workbench. "Eighteen per cent on brokered sales and courtesy samples. And she's guaranteed ten clients this week."

Rudeus nodded with the expression of someone absorbing numbers faster than he was processing emotions, which, for him, was already a personal record.

"And the prices?" he asked.

"Standard bottle, one gold and five silver," I said.

"Reasonable."

"Premium bottle with special ingredients, five gold."

Rudeus locked up, the way only happens when a number politely refuses to make sense.

"Five," he said.

"Yes."

"Gold."

"Correct."

"Five gold."

"The number isn't going to change with repetition, Rudeus."

He kept staring at the jars with the expression of someone running the same mental sum for the fourth time in the hope that the result would change out of sheer stubbornness.

"Five gold buys a cow," he said, finally.

"Depending on the cow, perhaps two," I agreed. "Which makes the aristocratic cosmetics market a fascinating case study in what human vanity is willing to pay." I've personally negotiated peace treaties between empires in civil war. This, by comparison, was recreation.

"You're selling shampoo at the price of livestock."

"I'm selling bottled hope to aristocrats who pay fortunes to feel exclusive," I replied. "The shampoo is merely the delivery method."

He looked at me.

"How many months' worth of Sylphie's father's salary is this?" he asked, with the voice of someone who'd already made the comparison mentally and was just deciding whether he had the nerve to say it aloud.

"Many," I said.

"Many months..."

"Actually, many years."

Rudeus let that settle for a moment, with the expression of someone recalculating his own scale of values. Then he looked at the table. Then at me. Then back at the table, with the eyes of someone who'd finally understood exactly what kind of operation he'd just stepped into.

"I want in," he said.

"I know," I replied. "That's why I brought you here."

The division of labour was established with the logic of two people who'd already reached the same conclusions before the meeting even began.

Me: formulation, mixing, quality control. The product itself demanded a consistency that couldn't tolerate improvisation, and I'd refined the process with enough precision not to tolerate variables outside the equation. I've watched entire empires collapse over a single miscalculated decimal place. I wasn't about to repeat that mistake over essential oil.

Rudeus: moulds, lids, organisation, labels. Manual work that, with his practice at manual work, he made efficient, and that freed my time for what demanded more attention.

It was a reasonable plan.

It lasted exactly ten minutes.

Because it was exactly then that I showed him the porcelain bottles bought for the premium line, and Rudeus picked one up with that artisan's attention I'd already seen in the clay sculptures, the figurines, and anything he decided, on his own, was worth real attention.

"They look expensive," he said.

"They are. The porcelain bottle is the biggest cost in the premium line. The ingredients are also more refined than the standard line, higher-quality oils, more concentrated extracts, a more elaborate scent. But the bottle alone, that pretty and functionally completely useless piece of ceramic, accounts for at least half the total cost."

He turned the bottle over in his hand with the same surgical attention he reserved for his own sculptures. Ran a finger over the surface. Assessed the wall thickness with the touch of someone who understood materials.

"It doesn't have to be like this," he said.

I looked at him with the attention reserved for sentences that sound innocent but clearly aren't.

"Explain," I said.

Rudeus didn't explain in words.

He took a handful of clay he'd conjured with magic, activated earth magic again with that closed-off concentration that only appeared when he decided something deserved his full technical effort. Fingers and mana working together with the precision that years of sculpting figurines had turned into pure muscle memory.

Fifteen minutes later, a bottle sat finished on the table.

It wasn't a bottle of raw clay. It was a bottle with the right proportions, uniform wall thickness, an opening calibrated exactly for the cork lid I'd developed, and a surface with that porcelain texture that came not from the material, but from the level of magical control that had worked every millimetre with a precision no human artisan could replicate by hand alone, however experienced.

I stood looking at it for a second.

"Make one with a floral relief," I said.

He did.

Small flowers running the full circumference, with a delicacy structurally impossible in conventional ceramics, but that became a natural consequence when earth magic had fine enough control.

"Now something nobler. With a coat-of-arms look."

He did it again.

A pattern that looked like it had come straight out of real heraldry, precise lines, perfect symmetry, with the quality of something made by someone who understood both the material and the symbolic weight of what he was creating.

"Now," I said, saving the best request for last, "something excessively expensive. A bottle that makes a countess look and conclude, without needing any further evidence, that the contents must be extraordinary, because nothing so beautiful would be wasted on something ordinary."

Rudeus processed that with the expression of an artist receiving a brief and mentally translating it into technical language.

Then he got to work.

The bottle that emerged an hour later had three-layered relief, a floral pattern interwoven with geometric shapes that created visual depth, a base with a detail that looked like a signature but was purely ornamental, the lid with the thread integrated into the design, turning the act of opening the bottle into part of the experience, not just a function.

It was an object that would remain beautiful on a shelf even empty, the kind of thing economists hate and advertisers adore.

I stood there holding the bottle, feeling my original plans collapse and reorganise themselves inside my head.

"Rudeus."

"Yes?" he asked, still admiring his own work with the measured pride of someone who knows he's just done something good.

"You've just destroyed my original cost structure and rebuilt my profit margin in under two hours." I looked at the bottle. "That's disturbing on levels I'm still processing."

"I was just doing what I know how to do."

"I know." Still holding the bottle with the care of someone holding something that had entirely changed value category. "That's exactly what's disturbing about it."

[Premium line profit estimate increased by 43% with elimination of the external bottle purchase cost.]

〈43%.〉

[Correct. And that's before accounting for the fact that bottles produced by earth magic at this finish level are objectively superior to anything available on the local market.]

〈Which means the bottle itself becomes a selling point.〉

[Exactly. A countess isn't going to pay five gold for shampoo. She's going to pay five gold for that particular bottle, which happens to also contain shampoo.]

I looked at Rudeus, who'd already picked up another lump of clay and was testing variations with the expression of someone who'd found a genuinely interesting puzzle and had no intention of letting go any time soon.

Across thousands of reincarnations I'd governed empires, waged wars, and personally negotiated with entities that have no name in any civilised language, and probably none in any uncivilised one either.

Never, in any of those lives, had I looked at a younger brother making clay pots and immediately thought of profit. Rudeus managed to be the exception.

Life kept proving capable of surprising me.

It was irritating and reassuring at the same time.

[You're looking at him the way an investor looks at a newly discovered asset.]

〈I'm looking at him the way a business partner looks at an unexpectedly valuable contribution from a colleague I recruited for basic work and who turned out to have skills well above the original job description.〉

[Those are the same thing.]

〈Those are different categories.〉

[Filed under arguments you use when you're right and don't want to admit I'm even more right.]

We established the product's official lines with the naturalness of two people arriving at the same conclusions at the same time, without needing to say it aloud.

Standard line: plain ceramic, functional, quick production, accessible price for the comfortably-off bourgeois segment.

High line: decorated ceramic with basic relief, for families with standing but no prominent titles.

Premium line: porcelain with elaborate relief, for established nobility.

Royal line: individual bottles, each one different, signed by the artisan who made it, for the segment of clients who don't buy products, they buy exclusive pieces, and pay generously for the privilege of feeling they own something no one else has.

Rudeus arrived at that last category on his own, with the enthusiasm of someone discovering that what he'd spent years doing for pure enjoyment, with no pretension at all, suddenly had real commercial value.

It was, without doubt, one of the most productive moments he'd ever had in my presence, considering the comparison bar wasn't exactly high.

"You're frighteningly useful when there's money involved," I said.

"I get surprisingly motivated when there are numbers involved," he said, without taking his eyes off the clay. "You should have discovered that years ago."

"Academia," I said.

"Academia," he confirmed.

It was in that state of organised production that Eris walked in.

Without knocking. With the naturalness of someone who'd decided, at some point in life, that doors were suggestions rather than barriers, at least when the destination was the room of someone she already knew.

She stood in the doorway, eyes sweeping the scene: both tables in use, bottles at various stages of production, ingredients organised, Rudeus with clay in his hands and earth magic active, me with my notes and the day's formulation.

"Are you two training?" she asked.

"No," Rudeus replied.

She looked at the tables again, checking whether the answer matched what her eyes were seeing. It didn't.

"Then why are you working?"

The answer came out simultaneously, with no prior coordination at all, with the synchrony of two people who'd arrived at the same conclusion by completely different routes.

"Money," I replied.

"Academia," Rudeus replied.

Eris looked between the two of us, back and forth, with the expression of someone who'd received two technically valid answers that clarified absolutely nothing.

Then her eyes went to the bottles.

She picked up a high-line bottle Rudeus had just finished, with a floral relief that had come out particularly well in that batch. Smelled it. Ran a finger over the relief with the attention of someone recognising the object, even from a very different angle than usual. Then she ran a hand through her own hair, the memory still fresh of how it had turned out after the test.

"Can I help?" she asked.

I looked at her with the cold objectivity of someone assembling a team and assessing a candidate.

"Do you know how to make the product?" I asked.

"No."

"Do you know how to measure ingredients precisely?"

"No."

"Do you know how to make bottles with earth magic?"

"No."

"Do you know how to label bottles with handwriting suitable for a luxury product?"

"No!"

What was left after that was the exact atmosphere of a job interview that had exhausted the entire questionnaire without producing a single positive result.

"Then what would your contribution be?" I asked.

Eris took a moment to organise her thoughts, with that seriousness she reserved for conclusions she considered important and that implicitly demanded to be taken seriously.

"I'm the official test subject!" she replied.

Rudeus looked up from the clay with the corner of his mouth lifted.

I looked at Eris for a second.

There was a logic there I hadn't anticipated, but that was, looking at it objectively, solid enough to bother me. Official test subject meant continuous testing of every new formula. It meant a reference result for potential clients. It meant that the most visibly different hair at any social gathering in Roa over the coming weeks would belong to the daughter of Hilda Boreas Greyrat, which was exactly the target audience I'd been trying to reach since the very first bottle.

"Eighteen per cent and we don't speak of it again!" she said, before I could reply, with the expression of someone who'd decided a financial argument was more convincing than an emotional appeal. For Eris, that represented a considerable evolutionary leap.

"That's not how profit-sharing works," I said.

"Then how does it work?"

"With measurable contribution to the operation."

"My hair is a measurable contribution," she said. "You said yourself it was the most convincing test case available!"

I considered the argument with more seriousness than I'd like to admit.

[She's using your own argument against you.]

〈I noticed.〉

[Notable growth for someone who, a few months ago, resolved disagreements with punches.]

〈Also noticed, and it's mildly unsettling.〉

"Official test subject doesn't come with a percentage," I said, finally. "At most you'll get priority access to every new formula before any paying client."

Eris assessed the offer with the seriousness of someone deciding whether to accept or counter.

"And can I help with the scent testing?" she asked.

"You can smell the bottles and tell me which scent you find most pleasant," I said. "That's different from helping with the scent testing, but it's a contribution I'll accept."

"Fine!"

"Very well."

Eris pulled up a chair with the determination of someone who'd closed a deal and was settling in, right then, as a permanent part of the operation.

Rudeus looked at her with one eyebrow raised. Then he looked at me. Then he went back to the clay with the smile of someone who'd watched an entire negotiation unfold and concluded the outcome, on balance, had been fair enough for everyone.

I went back to the formulation.

Production continued.

A small note arrived before dinner.

A messenger bearing Hilda's seal, discreet and efficient, delivered an envelope I opened with the care of someone who's already learned that Hilda Boreas Greyrat's formal communications usually carry more information than the written words let on.

The message was short.

Meeting. Tomorrow. My meeting room. We need to talk about production volume.

I folded the note.

Production volume.

Not clients. Not interest. Production volume. That's the language of someone who's left the prospecting phase and gone straight into real demand, and did so within a matter of days after our negotiation.

Hilda had promised ten clients this week.

Apparently, the market had reached her before she'd reached the market.

I passed the note to Rudeus without comment.

He read it. Looked at the day's output. Did the maths on what we had against what tomorrow's meeting would likely demand.

"We're going to need to work faster," he said.

"I noticed that too," I said, already picking up the next batch's formula. "Welcome to the business world, Rudeus. No one sleeps here."

Eris had gone up on her toes trying to read the note over Rudeus's shoulder, with the lack of ceremony that was typical of her. When he lowered the paper, she looked at him with the expression of someone who'd recognised a few loose words and was trying to assemble the general meaning from the fragments, like a puzzle with half its pieces missing.

"Is it from Mother?" she asked.

"Yes," Rudeus replied.

"What does it say?"

"Meeting tomorrow," I said. "About production volume."

Eris processed that with the seriousness of someone who'd understood every individual word and was still trying to work out what they meant together.

"She wants more bottles," she said, finally.

"That is, statistically, the most probable interpretation," I agreed.

She looked at the day's bottles. Then at me. Then at the bottles again, with the expression of someone recalculating, live, what her own role within that operation was.

"Does the official test subject also do production speed testing?" she asked.

"No," I said.

"But I can watch."

"You can watch from the corner, without touching anything."

"Fine!"

Eris went to the corner. Sat down. Crossed her arms with the rigid posture of someone treating patience as an active and visibly unpleasant form of exercise.

I knew Eris well enough to know that state of mind came with an expiry date measured in minutes, not hours. A quiet Eris was as seasonal a phenomenon as winter, and, like winter, always followed by a fairly loud explosion the moment things went back to normal.

But for now, she was sitting. For now, she was quiet. For now, the corner was hers, the production was mine, and Rudeus was making bottles with the concentration of an artisan who'd finally found his own purpose in life.

I went back to work with the satisfaction of someone watching things go exactly as they should, even if at a considerably faster pace than I'd originally planned.

There's a particular feeling in discovering a plan is working too well for its own original schedule, a mixture of pride and administrative panic I hadn't known I needed to feel again so soon.

It was the kind of problem I preferred to have.

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