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Loran woke up in Elden Ring with 136 Intelligence.
    Unfortunately, the extra points overflowed into something far worse:
    A galgame system.
    Every NPC now has affection values.
    Every interaction changes relationships.
    Even terrifying bosses somehow count as “targets.”
    White Mask Varré thinks Loran is a perfect recruit.
    Kiro, a VTuber with only 9 Intelligence, just wants to stop dying.
    And somewhere in the Lands Between, destiny is quietly breaking.
    Because if Elden Ring is secretly a dating sim—
    Isn’t that just common sense?
    What to expect:
    - Comedy with dark fantasy elements
    - Elden Ring lore + absurd romance mechanics
    - Affection system chaos
    - Slow-burn relationships
    - Action, invasions, and terrible decisions
    Author Note:
    English is not my first language.
    This story is originally written in Chinese and carefully adapted into English, so some wording may occasionally feel unusual.
    Thank you for reading, and I hope you enjoy the journey through the Lands Between.