The Laughing Queen: [LitRPG, Sapphic, Evolution]

Chapter One: Assignment Day



The stadium held forty thousand people and every one of them was watching the sky.

That was the thing about Assignment Day nobody looked at the stage. Nobody looked at the families crowding the lower bowl in their good clothes, phones raised, or the graduates lined up in their black gowns like a field of crows waiting to be told which of them could fly. Everyone looked up, because that was where the light came from. A column of gold-white brightness split the clouds directly above the stadium, dimming and flaring in time with some rhythm only the System understood, and every few seconds a name would appear inside it, spelled out in characters too clean to be written by any human hand, followed by a class.

ADRIAN VOSS: RANGER. The crowd roared. Somewhere down in the graduate lines, a boy pumped his fist so hard he nearly toppled out of his seat.

I sat in the V row with the rest of the surnames starting between R and V, palms flat on my knees, and watched the light instead of the boy. It was easier than watching people. The light didn't have expectations.

"You nervous?"

Mika leaned over from the seat beside me, gown pooling around her wrists, mascara already smudged from crying at her own name twenty minutes ago. MIKA THORNE ALCHEMIST, TIER 2. Her mother had screamed loud enough that half our row had turned to look. Mine hadn't made a sound. Mine hadn't come.

"No," I said, which was a lie, but a small one, the kind you tell so many times it stops registering as dishonest.

"You should be. You're gonna get something good. You always do good stuff." Mika squeezed my arm. She meant it kindly. She'd meant everything kindly for four years, which was more than I could say for most of the people in this stadium, so I let her have it.

I didn't tell her that "always do good stuff" wasn't the same as having good stuff. That being top of the year in Advanced Combat Theory, captain of the martial arts team for three years running, fastest 400-meter split in school history none of that meant anything today. None of it fed into the light. The light didn't care what you'd earned with your own hands. It cared what you were given.

The names kept coming. DEVON PARK ENGINEER, TIER 3. SASHA REYES HEALER. THEO MARSH GUNSLINGER, TIER 2. Every name a small detonation of noise from somewhere in the crowd, a family standing up, screaming, crying, hugging strangers in the next section over because joy doesn't care whose it is once it's loose in a stadium.

I found my father in the crowd without meaning to. Third row up from the rail, guild pin catching the light on his lapel small, silver, unassuming, the mark of a man who mattered without needing to be the one everyone looked at. He wasn't looking at the sky. He was looking at his phone.

My mother wasn't there. A conference, she'd said. Important research, she'd said. I believed her, mostly, which was its own kind of sad.

"VALENTINA CROSS "

My stomach dropped before I even registered it was my name. Beside me, Mika grabbed my hand so hard her nails dug in.

The light held my name in its clean, cold letters for a second longer than it should have.

Then it went dark.

Not dim dark. The gold-white column that had been steady and bright for two straight hours simply cut out, like someone had reached up and pinched a candle wick between two fingers. For one full second, forty thousand people went silent at once, an entire stadium holding its breath in a single collective gasp, and I sat there in my gown with my name still ringing in the air and no class attached to it, nothing, just my name and then nothing, hanging there like a sentence that forgot how to end.

Then the murmuring started. A low, uneasy hum, rolling backward through the stands.

" did it glitch "

" never seen it do that "

" is she okay, is something wrong with her "

I sat very still. Mika's hand was still locked around mine, gone rigid.

Above us, the light flickered back on not gold this time, but a thin, sickly white, and instead of a class, three words hung in the air where mine should have been.

ASSIGNMENT ERROR. RECALIBRATING.

It sat there for eleven seconds. I counted every one of them, because counting was easier than feeling the forty thousand pairs of eyes that had all, in unison, stopped looking at the sky and started looking at me.

Then the light died completely, the stadium's normal floodlights kicked back on, and a voice calm, disembodied, absolutely unbothered came over the speakers.

"Assignment temporarily unavailable. Please proceed to Administrative Services for manual review. The ceremony will continue." And it did. Just like that. The names kept coming RILEY OKONKWO TANK, TIER 2 like nothing had happened, like the sky hadn't just choked on my name and spat out an error message in front of an entire graduating class and their families.

Mika didn't let go of my hand until we were herded off the field an hour later, gowns bunched under our arms, the ceremony finally grinding to its scheduled end somewhere behind us. She kept saying it was fine, it was probably nothing, systems glitch all the time, everyone knew that. She was still saying it when we reached the gate and I saw my father waiting there, alone, arms crossed, guild pin still catching the light.

He didn't ask if I was okay.

"Manual review," he said, like he was tasting something sour. "Do you know how that looks?"

"I don't know, Dad. I wasn't really given a choice in how the sky treats me."

His jaw worked once, the way it always did right before he decided a conversation wasn't worth finishing. "Administrative Services is two blocks east. I have a meeting." He was already turning. "Text your mother when you're done. If she remembers to check her phone."

I watched him go not fast, not cruel about it, just efficient, the way he did everything, like I was one more line item he'd already mentally closed out for the day. Mika stood next to me with her ALCHEMIST, TIER 2 still glowing faint and gold somewhere behind her eyes, not saying anything for once, which was its own kind of mercy.

"I'll come with you," she said finally.

"You don't have to."

"I know." She looped her arm through mine anyway, gown and all, and started walking. "Come on. Two blocks east, apparently."


Administrative Services turned out to be a beige building with bad lighting and a line of other kids who'd also glitched, though none of them, from what I could piece together from the whispered conversations around me, had gotten a full error mostly delayed assignments, low-tier mixups, one boy convinced his GUNSLINGER should've been a RANGER and was building a whole personality around the injustice of it.

Nobody else had gotten a blank.

I filled out a form. I answered questions from a bored administrator who scanned something over my palm with a handheld device that beeped twice, frowned, and beeped a third time before she finally just shrugged and told me the System would "resolve it when it resolved it," and that sometimes not often, but sometimes a graduate simply didn't get assigned a class at all.

"Is that normal?" Mika asked, before I could stop her.

The administrator's expression did something complicated. "It's not common," she said, which wasn't the same thing, and we both understood that immediately.

"So what happens to her?" Mika pushed. "If nothing comes through?"

The woman looked at me for the first time since I'd sat down. Not unkindly. Just assessing, the way you'd look at a crack in a windshield, trying to decide if it was going to spread.

"Then she's classless," she said. "It happens. Not often, but it happens." She slid a pamphlet across the desk Life Without a Class: Resources and Alternative Pathways like that was supposed to mean something, like four years of top marks and broken bones on a kendo mat could be folded up and filed under alternative pathway and I was supposed to just accept that.

I took the pamphlet. I didn't open it.

Outside, the sun had started going down, staining the beige building gold in a way that almost made it pretty. Mika was quiet the whole walk to the train, which for Mika was its own kind of loud.

"You're going to get something," she said finally, at the platform, like she needed to say it more than she needed me to hear it. "Something good. Better than mine, probably. The System doesn't just forget people."

I thought about the eleven seconds the light had held my name with nothing attached to it. I thought about my father's jaw working, about do you know how that looks, about my mother somewhere in a conference room she'd chosen over this. I thought about the sister I hadn't seen since this morning, off at her own school's ceremony a year behind me, who would get her turn next year, and who I already knew with a certainty that sat in my chest like a stone would light up that sky the way I never had.

"Yeah," I told Mika, because it was easier than the truth, and because some lies you tell so many times they start to feel like something you might, eventually, believe.

The train came. I got on it alone. Mika had a family waiting for her, cake, probably, streamers, someone's mother crying happy tears into someone's shoulder.

I had a pamphlet, a black gown creased from being clutched too tight, and a name that the sky itself hadn't known what to do with.

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