The Briar-Route Waystation: I Bought a Run-Down Tavern in the Boundless Wilds

Chapter 28: The Butcher’s Anatomy



Elian stayed braced against the Iron-heart counter, upright more through stubbornness than structural reality, while the three Vanguard sisters turned the Oaken Hearth kitchen into a clean, efficient act of disassembly.

The Razor-back Briar-boar dominated the butcher’s block in the middle of the room, all coarse winter hide, thick bone, and deadweight. A human crew would have needed rigging, cursing, and a full afternoon to wrestle it into place. Sif and Varg treated it like evening work that happened to come with tusks.

From his stall in the corner, Barnaby watched with the bleak, widening alarm of a dedicated herbivore being forced to study the exact mechanics of predation.

Barnaby's ears pinned flat as Sif sank a cleaver into the shoulder joint and Varg followed with the bone-saw. The wet thud of meat hitting the block and the hard rasp of steel on cartilage carried across the room. Barnaby backed up one deliberate step at a time until his hindquarters touched the far wall, then stopped there in rigid, offended silence.

This is the food chain, architect, his posture said. And I object to our proximity to it.

Now that the sisters had stripped off their heavier armor and worked in sleeveless linen tunics with dark camp trousers, Elian’s gaze kept catching on details he would have preferred to ignore.

He told himself he was watching mechanics. He told himself he was studying motion, leverage, balance, how bodies built like theirs handled weight. That explanation might have survived a guild audit. It did not survive Sif.

“You’re staring again, little landmark,” she said over the heavy chop of her cleaver.

Sif worked like a siege tool given hands. She gripped the rear half of the boar, planted her feet, and lifted the entire slick weight onto the higher cutting table in one brutal, fluid motion. She was the largest of the three, and Elian’s mind, unhelpful as ever, immediately began registering how that size worked. Her thighs were dense under the worn fabric of her trousers, packed with the kind of strength that did not merely support speed or impact but promised both at once. Every time she shifted to bring the saw down, muscle tightened and released with terrible certainty.

“I’m studying the center of gravity,” Elian said, adjusting his glasses with the solemnity of a bad liar. “Load distribution. Force transfer. Very technical.”

“Then study this, architect,” Varg said.

She leaned across the counter for the crock of coarse salt and placed herself squarely inside his line of sight while she did it. Varg was built differently than Sif. The weight sat higher on her frame, broader through the ribs and shoulders, with that same immense Frost Wolf strength carried through a torso designed for distance, breath, and repeated force. Nothing about her looked ornamental. Her chest, her back, the thick shape of her upper arms, all of it belonged to the same working design. Elian saw it at once because he could not stop seeing structures as systems, and Varg caught that look as it drifted to the fur at her collarbone.

She gave him one slow wink.

Heat climbed straight to the tops of his ears.

From the common room, Barnaby snorted and kicked his trough once in loud condemnation of Elian’s failing discipline.

“Don’t worry, Elian,” Heda said cheerfully from where she crouched over a bowl of fat trimmings. “We’re aware we present a lot of information at once.”

Heda was the leanest of the three, quicker-looking than either Sif or Varg, with the strongest lupine cast to her face and movement. The kitchen heat had her panting lightly as she sorted the softer cuts, and Elian, to his lasting irritation, noticed that too. A bead of rendered fat landed on the back of her wrist. Heda lifted it off with one quick pass of her tongue and never broke eye contact.

“And stop looking at our feet,” Varg added, laughing when Elian’s gaze dropped the instant Sif stepped across the wet stone.

The sisters worked barefoot in the kitchen. Their feet were broad, heavily furred, and ended in thick black claws. The dark, leathery pads underneath found absolute grip on the slick flagstones far more effectively than any hobnailed Guild boot sole he had ever seen. They moved across the floor with a heavy, predatory quiet—a rolling digitigrade stride that seemed to absorb impact directly into the floorboards rather than striking against them.

“I wasn’t staring at your feet,” Elian said at once. He turned his back to the room and stirred the tonic with exaggerated devotion. “I was wondering how custom footwear is priced at your scale.”

“We don’t buy footwear,” Sif said, bringing the bone-saw down through the spine with a crack that made Barnaby flinch. “We commission specialists. Patient specialists. Specialists who charge by the pound.”

The room warmed another degree, and then Rylia stepped through the kitchen arch.

Her arrival thinned the teasing at once. She crossed the blood-slick flagstones without even looking at the butcher’s block, the boar, or the widening pile of meat. Instead she came straight to Elian, moved in behind him, and wrapped both arms around his chest, settling him back against her with immediate, possessive certainty. Her damp winter fur pressed along his spine like a living bank of heat, and the sore places in his ribs remembered her with painful accuracy.

“They are magnificent, aren’t they?” Rylia asked softly.

She was looking at her sisters over the top of Elian’s head when she said it. The words carried praise, but the claim inside them was unmistakable.

“They are also guests in this kitchen,” she went on, tightening her hold by the smallest amount. “I hold the hearth-bond. Remember that, sisters. He is my provider.”

Sif barked a laugh and wiped blood from her hands with a rag. “He’s yours, Rylia. We’re not poaching the tavern-master.” Then she leaned forward, grin widening as she looked directly at Elian. “If he ever changes his mind and wants a provider who doesn’t squeeze him like a wineskin, the Vanguard remains very hospitable.”

That sent Elian’s thoughts in a direction he immediately regretted. His eyes flicked from Sif to Varg to Heda, then down to the cutting table, and the arithmetic resolved with horrifying speed. Rylia alone had left him moving like damaged joinery and stiff hinges. Bonding with the full pack did not land anywhere near adventurous. It landed squarely under Immediate Structural Failure.

“I’ll remain with one,” Elian said dryly, leaning back into Rylia’s warmth because it was the only sensible thing in reach. “I’m an architect, Sif. I know exactly when a foundation has reached its safe load limit. If I attempted a full pack arrangement, you’d be burying me in a decorative box under the porch by sunrise.”

Rylia’s purr deepened at once, a heavy, satisfied vibration that ran through his ribs.

“A wise conclusion,” she murmured into his hair. “I do not share my hearth well.”

“And I do not share my remaining ribs at all,” Elian said.

He picked up the paddle again and returned to the tonic with the tired professionalism of a man who had accepted that he now belonged, in some very real and very inconvenient sense, to a seven-and-a-half-foot force of nature who had apparently decided he was part of the load-bearing structure of her life.

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