Chapter 3: The Board of Bad Ideas
Thin morning light leaked through the warped shutters of Room Four and lay across the plaster in pale, crooked bars. The cracks in the wall showed more clearly by daylight, branching through the limewash in dark lines that looked almost metallic where old damp had stained them. Callis woke under a coarse wool blanket that smelled of lye, stale straw, and the faint cold damp that seemed to live permanently in the room. He stayed flat on his back for a while, staring up at the low ceiling and listening to Hartsgate assemble itself beyond the walls. Someone outside was already shouting in the street. Farther off, a forge hammer kept a hard, patient rhythm. Closer at hand came the rattle of crockery and the dull thump of something large rolling over boards below, which meant the tavern had begun breakfast service whether he was ready for it or not.
He pushed himself upright at last and sat on the edge of the mattress while the bed ropes complained beneath him. His shoulders ached from the road. His calves had tightened overnight into hard, angry knots, and the floorboards punished him the moment his bare feet touched them. The room looked even meaner in full light than it had by lamplight. A narrow cot. A crooked table. A stool with one shortened leg. Yesterday’s wash water had skimmed over with ice along the basin rim, and his boots sat beneath the table in a state beyond argument. The left heel still pulled loose when he lifted one, and dried clay had hardened in thick ridges where fine stitching used to show. His trunk, shoved against the far wall, looked too neat and too civilized for the room around it, as if someone had misplaced a small piece of another life.
Callis leaned forward and braced his elbows on his knees, letting the arithmetic settle over him instead of pushing it away. The purse at his belt still had weight to it, but the frontier had already taught him how quickly silver stopped being theoretical once every meal, every room, every bucket of hot water had to be bought one choice at a time. Back home, money had existed in ledgers and harvest tallies and casual conversations carried on over polished tables. Here it lived in metal, and every bit of it could leave his hand by noon if he made one stupid decision. He could not afford another day of simply looking around and pretending observation counted as progress. If he wanted food, a roof, and any chance of standing upright in this place without being stripped to the bone, he needed work. Real work. Guild work. The thought made his stomach tighten with fear, but somewhere under the fear sat something sharper and more embarrassing. He wanted it.
The basin water hurt his face when he splashed it on. He dragged a comb through his hair and got it mostly under control, though the damp at his temples kept lifting it right back out again. When he pulled on his cloak he found it still held yesterday’s road cold in the wool, and the clammy weight of it across his shoulders made him grit his teeth. There was no sense wasting time waiting for comfort to arrive on its own. He gathered the purse, checked the key, glanced once around the room as if anything in it might have changed while he slept, and went downstairs.
The common room had thinned overnight into something more honest. The noise from the previous evening was gone, leaving behind streaked tabletops, the stale smell of pipe smoke, and the ghost of fried pork cooling in iron somewhere back in the kitchen. Two men sat at the far corner table with watered ale already in front of them, speaking only when necessary. The fire in the hearth had been coaxed back to life, but it was still in that weak early stage where it gave more light than warmth. Derren was nowhere in sight, which Callis counted immediately as an improvement in the morning. Mara stood near the open kitchen arch with her sleeves rolled high, scrubbing the inside of a blackened cauldron with a wire brush and enough concentration to make the work look personal. Her hair had started coming loose again. One damp strand clung to her temple, and she shoved it back with an impatient wrist without ever stopping the motion of the brush.
He slowed when he crossed the room. He remembered her hand on his wrist the night before, the flat practicality of the gesture, the speed with which she had understood exactly what kind of mistake he was about to make. She glanced up before he reached the bar and caught him hesitating at the foot of the stairs.
“Morning, silk-sheet,” Mara said.
Callis stopped with one hand on the back of a chair. “I had hoped that title might die overnight.”
“It survives on merit,” she said, taking one more pass around the inside of the pot before setting the brush down. Her eyes ran over him quickly, missing nothing. “Your hair’s wet, your face looks half-frozen, and you still have the expression of a man who slept under protest.”
“That is a painfully accurate diagnosis.”
“You’re welcome.” Mara reached without looking, found a heel of bread on a tray behind her, and pressed it into his hand before pride could get in the way. Callis almost refused on instinct. Then his stomach cramped so sharply he had to pause and breathe through it, and pride lost the argument cleanly. He bit into the bread. It was dense, stale at the crust, and more welcome than anything had a right to be.
Mara waited until he had swallowed. “You’re heading to the guild.”
“I am,” Callis said, brushing crumbs from his thumb.
“Do you know where it is, or are you planning to look educated at random until someone points?”
“I asked yesterday.”
She picked the wire brush up again. “Then here’s the rest. Read every word before you sign anything, and if a clerk tells you a job is easy, assume the easy part was writing it down.”
“That feels less like guidance and more like a worldview.”
“We live in Hartsgate. The two are close cousins.” She glanced at him again, and this time the humor in her face thinned a little. “If you can avoid making yourself memorable before noon, do that too.”
He nodded and meant it. “Thank you, Mara.”
She shifted the cauldron to one side with both hands. “If you come back alive, I’ll accept the gratitude then.”
That stayed with him as he stepped outside. Morning in Hartsgate had none of the tavern’s smoky insulation. The air hit sharp and wet, carrying forge sparks, mud, and the salted rot of fish from somewhere uphill. A merchant pushing a handcart full of brined catch rolled past so close the wheels splashed his boot. Callis stopped him long enough to ask for the Adventurers’ Guild and got a distracted wave in return toward the March Gate and a muttered instruction to look for the big hall near the blood road. He thanked the man, stepped away, and immediately found the edge of a rut hidden under slurry. The jolt up his ankle made his teeth knock together.
Greenmarch Hall dominated its corner of town with a confidence the Stag & Ember had not even tried to imitate. The building was broad and square, made to take weather and traffic rather than admiration. Pale quarry stone formed the lower mass; above that rose dark framing timbers heavy enough to look permanent. The rooflines pushed far out over the entrance so arrivals could stand out of the rain or snow while they were being judged. The front steps had been worn smooth down the center by decades of armored boots. Above the doors, broken spearheads and cracked helms hung beneath the crossed-blades emblem of the Guild, and beneath that the motto had been cut deep enough that weather had not softened it: RETURN IF YOU CAN. WARN IF YOU CANNOT.
Callis stopped at the foot of the steps and read the words twice, once because he wanted to, once because he needed the extra second to get his pulse under control. As a boy he had pictured guild halls as a kind of grand threshold, the place where a clever young man walked in as himself and walked out transformed into something harder and more interesting. Greenmarch Hall looked like a place that processed risk in bulk. The thought ought to have frightened him more than it did. Instead it sharpened him. He climbed the steps, put both hands against one of the doors, and shoved.
Warmth and lamp oil rolled over him. So did the smell of leather, old ink, wet wool, and the lingering animal musk of whatever had come through the yard before dawn. The hall inside was less romantic than anything he had imagined, but it held a kind of order that steadied him at once. To the left hung a heavy iron bell above a row of benches where mud-splashed mercenaries sat waiting with the stillness of people saving energy for later pain. To the right stretched a long administrative counter crowded with ledgers, brass stamps, strings of tokens, wax blocks, and stacks of paperwork high enough to hide a lesser clerk. Petitioners argued over bounties and weights and boundary claims while junior officers kept writing through all of it. No one wasted motion. No one performed urgency. The place ran like a mill built to grind men and monsters into forms the guild could count.
At the back wall hung the March Board, and Callis felt his shoulders ease before he consciously knew why. Information arranged itself there in sections divided by colored twine and wooden placards: escorts, recoveries, culls, salvage permissions, road watches, contracted support. He could work with lists. Lists were honest in a way people were not. He crossed the floor, ignored the far section marked off in red cord and sealed in black wax, and began reading the novice and bronze postings one by one.
Most of them died under scrutiny. A Razor-Boar cull promised more money than he trusted. A wagon recovery in the Weeping Lowlands was worded with just enough vagueness to suggest the cargo mattered more than the teamsters. An escort assignment for herb gatherers required a level of boots and stamina he did not currently own. He kept moving down the board until he found a yellowed writ pinned low in the novice cluster.
Contract: Eradication of Lesser Mud-Borrower Nest
Location: Green March, Mile Three, near collapsed stone aqueduct
Bounty: Four silver marks upon presentation of Alpha’s mandibles
Requisites: Novice class acceptable. Prompt clearance required due to crop loss and burrow spread.
He read it twice. Then a third time, slower. Lesser. Crop loss. Burrow spread. In his tired, hungry optimism it assembled itself into something almost manageable. Some aggressive tunneling vermin. Ugly, certainly. Dangerous up close, perhaps. But still the kind of rural nuisance that a determined man with a spear and good footing might solve in an afternoon. Four silver marks was a fortune for field work that did not explicitly mention armor teams, casualty probability, or hazardous conditions. Callis felt relief wash through him so suddenly he nearly laughed. He took the writ off the board with careful fingers. It was paper, ink, a little grease from someone else’s thumb—and the first thing in Hartsgate that felt like an opening rather than a warning.
He brought it to the registry desk and stopped before the placard that read BRASKA HALE — QUEST OFFICER. Braska sat behind the counter with sleeves rolled tightly over ink-stained forearms, finishing a ledger line with the patience of someone who knew the room would continue to demand things whether she rushed or not. She sprinkled sand over the fresh ink, blew it off, and only then lifted her eyes to him.
“Good morning,” Callis said, and heard that same polished edge in his voice that had betrayed him at the tavern. It was becoming tiresome. He slid the writ across to her. “I’d like to register this contract.”
Braska dragged the paper closer with two fingers and read it without expression. Then she looked back up at him and leaned a fraction into her chair. “You want the Mud-Borrowers.”
“Yes.”
“Do you have a party?”
“No.”
“A vanguard?”
“No.”
“A trapper?”
Again, no. Callis could feel his own answers turning into a staircase leading somewhere unpleasant, but there was no point lying in a guild hall full of people who would know the lie by the shape of it.
Braska folded her hands over the writ. “Smoke pots?”
“I don’t have any.”
“Heavy shield?”
“No.”
“Reinforced spade?”
Callis hesitated, then gave the only answer available. “No.”
Braska let the silence sit there until it began to press. “You are aware these things live underground.”
“I had inferred some burrowing tendency from the name,” Callis said, and heard too late how defensive that sounded.
She stared at him, not unkindly, but with the sort of fatigue that comes from seeing the same mistake arrive in different boots. “Callis,” she said after a moment, “what exactly do you think a Mud-Borrower is?”
The correct answer would have been no answer at all, but pride still had enough life in him to stand up straight. “A burrowing pest native to the March. Dangerous at close range, I assume, but manageable. The notice places it in novice range.”
Braska reached for the brass stamp near her inkwell and turned it over in one hand. “That is impressively wrong.” A clerk at the next station made a noise into her paperwork that might have been a laugh. Braska did not look at her. “Mud-Borrowers hunt in packs. They move under the ground, come up hard, and they’ve got chitin thick enough to turn a bad strike. The claws are for moving earth. The teeth are for whatever the earth fails to finish. ‘Lesser’ means smaller than the sort that snap wagon axles. It doesn’t mean harmless.”
Callis felt the blood rise hot along his neck and into his face. He kept his hands flat on the counter so she would not see them tighten. “The contract still says novice acceptable.”
“Yes,” Braska said, “for novices in trios, with smoke, iron stakes, and at least one person who already knows how to kill them. That word doesn’t mean alone.”
That hit harder than the correction about the beasts. Alone. It had been obvious the whole time, and he had still read what he wanted into the space. Braska watched the realization land.
“Why this one?” she asked.
He could have lied here too. Chosen ambition. Chosen confidence. Instead what came out was the plain truth. “Because I need the silver.”
The edge in her face shifted. “Yes,” she said. “So does everyone who comes through that door.” She pulled the registry ledger toward her. “Name.”
He gave it.
“No local sponsor?”
“No.”
“Prior guild record?”
“No.”
Braska wrote it all down in a clipped hand. Then she asked, without changing tone, “Next of kin for notice in event of casualty.”
That stopped him cold. Around him the hall kept moving—somebody calling for a medic, somebody else arguing over hide weights, quills scratching, boots crossing stone—but for one ugly second all of it thinned out around that single line on the page. Notification in event of casualty. His father’s household flickered through his mind with painful clarity: polished banisters, winter glass, the careful neutrality of servants, his father at the end of a long room receiving news without outward error. Callis heard himself say, “None local. Leave it blank.”
Braska studied him, then gave a tiny shrug that meant the paperwork could live with it. “Your funeral.”
The stamp came down on the contract with a hard crack. She turned the ledger to him and offered the quill. Callis took it automatically in the hand he had been trained to write with, and his name flowed onto the page in elegant, sweeping lines that looked absurd beside the cramped, practical signatures above and below it. The sight of it almost embarrassed him more than the interrogation had.
Braska sanded the signature dry, then tore off the counter copy and slid the writ back. “Guild takes ten percent when you collect. Mandibles go to Beastweight Yard for verification. If you get bitten and stay on your feet long enough to regret it, go straight to Ashward Infirmary before you start coughing mud into whatever room you’re sleeping in. And if there’s any sense in you at all, find someone else before you leave the gate.”
“I appreciate the guidance.”
“That wasn’t guidance,” she said. “That was me trying to avoid the corpse form.”
Callis took the stamped writ. It felt heavier than paper ought to feel. Official. Binding. Real. His pulse kicked high again, and this time humiliation and excitement came together so tightly he could not separate them. He had a contract. A bad idea, perhaps. A dangerous one, clearly. But it was his, and it was the first concrete thing Hartsgate had put in his hand that was not a warning or a bill.
He left the hall with the writ tucked safely inside his tunic, stepped back into the raw morning air, and went down the steps faster than was wise on wet stone. The mud still sucked at his boots. The road still stank of labor and weather. None of that mattered for a few bright, foolish minutes. He had work now. He would figure out the rest on the way.
By the time he reached the street, Callis had convinced himself of a dozen things he had no right to believe. That he could buy whatever tools he lacked. That “pack-hunting” might mean two or three creatures if he moved quickly enough. That lesser still had to count for something. That a problem written on paper could not be as bad as one described in a clerk’s tired voice. He marched toward the Green March with the writ warm against his chest and enough momentum to drown out caution. Somewhere under that momentum was the smaller, colder truth Braska had tried to hand him: he did not yet know the scale of the place he had entered.
He kept walking anyway.
