Chapter 126: Hit So Hard, I’m Seeing Double Trouble?
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Chapter 126: Hit So Hard, I'm Seeing Double Trouble? by Harem-Fan
Booooooooom~! Bruce Lee's Scorching Flying Dragon-kick made contact...
Although my radiating Scorch flames are resisted by this Dracolich, the damage from my triple-element <Bull Rush Stun> cannot be reduced or resisted by this Dragon that is vulnerable to the Life element!
Crack~! As I was flying over the group of Elves to crush the rib-cage of the giant Undead, I was questioning life, because I could have sworn I saw Piss Elf at the front but two of her?
[Ah~! Damn Human! Die with the rest of the living! <Horrid Wilting>!]
Unfortunately, this Dracolich is 8th Circle, and even with my Buffed 7th Circle strength, I was unable to prevent it from casting magic!
Between me and the three remaining Elven Swift Knights, a floating grey bead of magic hovered in the air, and then shook!
Buzz Whoosh~! Suddenly an energy wave of Death element pulsed to flood a 60 foot wide area of decay and all the vitality of our bodies was drained at once.
"Ah!" "Help!" "Nooo~!" "That's it motherfucker,<Scorching Sakura Wall>!"
Swish Sizzle~! As I felt nearly half my life be stolen from that 7th Circle Mage spell, I grit my teeth and cast my most damaging spell right under its abdomen, and the blue flaming white sakura petals started to burn it!
[Life aura and magic, impossible!]
Baihu startled both Thallo and Daphne by moving to their sides, and felt the 80 foot radius pale green magic healing-aura mend their wounds from running, and the three barely holding on Knights, along with myself.
[Master Loki says you can't die,<Breath of Life>!]
The unfortunate Elf man that was bitten in half, fortunately died in under 60 seconds, and found himself kneeling at the feet of his two female companions and a giant Kyuubi of white, and his wounds were recovering rapidly.
Shehuang slithered past them and held out her hand to me, and silently cast,<Strong-Heal Summons>!
With everything going on, identifying she used a Summoner spell right now will be difficult, but my heavy wounds were now fixed.
Blaaaaarhg~! The Dracolich opened its bony maw and a grey light in the back of its mouth, spit out a breath weapon of black fire right on top of me, ignoring the others!
Had I not gotten healed, I would have died right now, as I lost nearly ¾ of my life under this erosion of life, as my vitality faded,;
"Ah.. Fuck you, bitch!"
Holy shit this hurts!
The Dracolich was about to raise its claw to swipe me when.
"<Blink Teleport>!"
Swish Clang~! Taki Tsuki appeared in front of the slashing claws and blocked with her Defender Ninjato, reducing all of its damage by half, and charging the blade for a counterstrike with the reduced half damage added to itself!
"Taki Tsuki,<Buff Summons>!"
The coppery light covered the sexy Dark Elf kunoichi, with her purple scarf blowing in the wind!
[Kyuubi purification,<Burst of Radiance>!]
Fwoosh Sizzle~! In the Dracolich's back, wings, and neck was a burst of brilliant and searing white light that covered a 30 foot radius and caused strong damage to it.
My Radiate Scorching Flames were still burning along with my Scorching Sakura Wall, and I made my finger-gun gesture!
"I'll find your Phylactery and shit in it,<Scorching Wooden Bullet>!"
Bang Boom Sizzle~! The blue flaming acorn bullet ripped through its left eye-socket, making its large head tilt upwards.
Whoosh Shing Thud~! While the head was lifted, Taki Tsuki leapt and using her stored power in her Defender, let out a mighty counterattack that sliced off the Dracolich's skull, temporarily killing it!
The battle ended, and we looked around.
I canceled all of my Scorching magic spells, with some of Dracolich's bones still burning under my flames.
I saw the frightened Piss Elf and strode to her with my Dryad's Heartbow in hand.
She clutched her Elven Longbow in-front of her chest as I came quickly, and an Elf Knight stood in front of her to protect her.
"Hey Piss Elf, where did you find that Dracolich? I have to kill its soul, or it will reform in 24 hours?"
When the 6'4" tall, green long hair, blue eyed woman realized I wasn't going to fight, she pointed to an almost identical Elf woman just to the side I missed.
Both women had dark-green, almost black dresses, and this nearly identical version of Piss Elf has her long green hair in a single braid instead of a ponytail.
"Oh, she has the phylactery?! Damn, I didn't know you two looked alike, I thought I was hit too hard and saw double!"
"No, she is Piss Elf, not me... I was the woman you killed in the Royal Realm."
I was confused, because it seems I still can't tell the differences between most Elves yet, then I remembered her!
This woman was the one who gave the order to kill me, and Blitz turned her into paste.
"Damn, almost forgot you! You're "Yellow Puddle"! Man, you really pissed yourself there."
Daphne wanted to die hearing what I just nicknamed her, and the remaining Elves, including Piss Elf, had strange smiles hearing what I said.
"Blue Fire Devil, my name is Daphne, not Yellow Puddle! I... I didn't pee!"
I ignored the woman as tall as Ayala who was pissed and ashamed of a natural reaction, and asked Piss Elf.
"Hey Piss Elf, Yellow Puddle said you knew where I can find where you found the Dracolich. Tell me where, or it will continue to hunt us down for the entire Secret Realm, and finding its phylactery later will be impossible."
Thallo hates her nickname, but hearing what he called his sister at least eased her hate for me a tad, because she wasn't aware her proud sister pissed herself before dying.
"One mile that way... It crawled out of the ground where we were..."
All six Elves took defensive stances when Taki Tsuki stood behind me with her eyes closed and her scarf was covering her lower face.
Both Baihu and Shehuang took Human and Kitsune forms to stand beside me.
"Okay then, thanks for telling me where to look for it... Goodbye."
Yellow Puddle asked in curiosity.
"Why are you helping us?"
I looked at this stupid Elf woman and made it clear.
"First, Celia is now my lover. And second, you idiots didn't attack first and talk later. You guys are now acting civilized, and I never kill people that don't try to kill me first, it's that simple... Later."
When we turned to leave, the face of Thallo blushed remembering her restroom screen was where the Dracolich was resting, and blurted.
"Blue Fire Devil, wait! I, we will take you there so you don't miss it."
Her sister, Daphne, and the other four 7th Circle Swift Knights were confused why Thallo wanted to follow The Blue Fire Devil and a Dark Elf.
Piss Elf whispered to Yellow Puddle as they led at a distance, and Daphne almost wanted to die in shame!
If I were to find their scene they left behind... They couldn't imagine what nickname this Human would spread about them then...
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While following the group of High Elves, I had cold-sweats forming on my back and face...
My ability to see the twins whisper confirmed that the pair of High Elf women were the ones talking about me with my Summons Divinity!
Here was what I caught them saying when my name was included...
"If King father and our Priestess mother let Loki call you Piss Elf, will they not stop the others from calling me Yellow Puddle?! I want to die for real now, damn Loki Sky... How did he see that in battle?!"
"Daphne, keep your mouth shut about us being Princesses, because if Loki hears us, he might kill us or worse. Father and mother told us to not even let our guards know who we are. Loki is unpredictable... He might even make us wear those horrid Human-clothing!"
"Thallo, did you hear Loki?! He said he made Ambassador Celia his lover?! Do you think he forced her into bed? Is Loki Sky one of those few Human men that like Elf women?! What... What do we do if Loki forces us, we are twins after-all?!"
"Oh no Sister, Loki saw you naked, that means he knows what I look like naked?! Um, Look, Loki is looking at us funny with perverted (stupefied) eyes, what do I do?"
"Loki wouldn't dare! If he tries, I will tell him who our parents are... He would cause a war if Loki sullies us. Especially a Human man."
"Thallo, look at Loki with that Dark Elf woman... Do you think he makes Celia and that Dark Elf woman join him in bed together... Like a strange hobby?"
"Don't be stupid Daphne, Celia Breeze isn't a woman to share a bed with another woman to please Loki Sky." (Lisa, cough.)
Thankfully we arrived at the area where they found the Dracolich, because I was really worried these two Princesses would accidently tell me how to tie them up and do lewd things to these two closet perverts...
(The two pampered and spoiled women are under the suspension bridge effect from a man who terrorized them to suddenly save them, so they are confused emotionally about Loki now.)
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I found it odd the two tall High Elven women ran to a location we neared...
They both were picking up some lost items, and using water magic to clean the spot?
When I finally came to them, I asked more politely than before, due to now knowing who the fuck they are.
"Ladies, Daphne and Thallo, is that pit where it came from?"
The pair were dazed not hearing me calling themYellow Puddle and Piss Elf, and only nodded dumbly.
I smiled and then turned to Shehuang.
"Use your <Greater Earth Utility> to search this whole area. Look for metal objects, as phylacteries should have some in it. And with the lack of metal out here, it should be easier to locate with your Metal element affinity."
Shehuang hugged me and cast her spell, and this process took a bit...
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Rumble~! A large one foot Iron Chest inlaid with gems was pulled from the deep ground with magic...
The fact it isn't rusted or old looking, pinpoints this is the Dracolich's Phylactery.
I pulled out my trusty finely magically crafted lock-picking tools, and immediately started to get to work unlocking the latch.
Daphne, the curious sister, asked me while I worked.
"Blue Fire Devil, what are you doing? Why not just break it open, or have Thallo cast<Disintegrate>on it?"
Tick Click Pop~! While I worked seriously on the lock, as it clicked open, I told them.
"Lich of all types know that if someone has found their phylacteries, it is over. So they trap them to take out their killers. The only way to avoid the trap is to use a key that is hidden elsewhere to avoid self destruction... So by picking the lock, it turned off the trap, wallah!"
Creak~! When I opened the chest, there was a magical piece of parchment, with magical runes engraved on it with grey Death energy, and this is their soul in a copied form.
Fwoosh~! Scorching Blue Flame with Life element in it turned the parchment to ash and we heard it...
[Curse you Human... I was the protector of...]
I felt like I did something bad at those fading words of the Dracolich, and looked up again.
Baihu heard the Dracolic's final words and asked.
"Sect Master Loki, why are you worried?"
I watched the ashes slowly roll across the ground and said my thoughts.
"Not all Undead are evil... Sometimes beings curse their afterlife to protect the living. Maybe killing this Dracolich was a mistake I made?"
Daphne and Thallo looked at one another, not sure how to take my words.
"Here, for the both of you... I also killed many of your people in the past. These two teleportation talismans can save your life. Take them as my personal apology for the rude things I said and did to you two."
After explaining how to use them, Daphne looked at my Dryad's Heartbow and asked.
"That Elven Longbow was made by the High Priestess (her mother), but it looks different... May I see it?"
Daphne is also a natural Elf Archer, and was holding the Elven Longbow her mother made for herself.
Knowing who her mom is, and what Celia's reactions were, I immediately made it vanish and shook my head.
"No time to hangout... I'm leaving with my people... Good luck, and try not to aggravate more Dracolich."
Seeing me leave so bluntly, Thallo felt some regret and uncertainty to her feelings of me and asked, or offered.
"Blue Fire Devil, why not travel with us? I mean, can we try to overcome our pasts?"
I stopped, turned, and looked at the two strange Princesses and said.
"Fate brought us together in two Secret Realms... Maybe if we meet each other, we can travel together. Today I have a mission for my Demonic Sect."
This time, my backhand wave didn't fill the twin sisters with annoyance, but some regret...
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