Party Bus
The limo arrived on time at seven, and Alice wrangled everybody outside to greet it.
-Of course we need a goddamn party bus to accommodate this motley crew, Alice muttered. Because why settle for a sensible sedan when you can arrive via clown car instead?
-Live a little Alice, Betty said giddily. This looks fun!
Alice grumbled under her breath.
-Fun. Right. Nothing screams maturity quite like a bunch of grown adults getting sauced and high enough to ride around town in a glorified hot dog.
-I think it's quite classy and Ednin did a great job, Carla said as she hung on to the older woman's arm.
-Classy. That's rich coming from the resident clinger-on, Alice hissed, tugging Betty closer and lowering her voice. Mark my words, Betts. This whole setup reeks of trouble.
-There does look like there's a lot more room back here than in Ednin's SUV, Zed said to Alice and Betty suggestively.
-Oh yeah, Deb yelled as she hopped inside first.
-Oh, I bet there is, Alice muttered. Plenty of space to spread out... or spread legs, am I right? Alice stage-whispered to Betty.
Flower tapped on the driver side window to ask if it was ok to smoke in the back, and the driver gave her a thumbs up.
-Oh wonderful, let's just pump the entire city block full of secondhand cannabis fumes, Alice complained.
-No way, Zed said. We're gonna hotbox it.
He closed the door behind them after all the girls, Alice, Betty, Carla, Deb, Ednin, and Flower, had plowed into the limo.
-Hotbox it?! Are you serious right now? Alice threw up her hands, settling back into the plush leather seats with a put-upon sigh. Fantastic, just what I've always wanted, to be trapped in a moving oven with a pack of giggling hyenas and enough ganja to fell a small village.
-You can follow us in my SUV if you want, Ednin suggested to Alice. I'll give you my keys if you know how to drive it.
Betty looked torn, glancing between Alice and Ednin uncertainly.
-No, I want to experience this with you sis, Betty smiled softly. Don't worry, I'll protect you from the big bad pot smoke monster.
-We don't have to smoke in here, Zed whispered in Betty's ear as he started to play with the shoulder strap of her blouse.
-Hey, Casanova. Hands off the merchandise unless invited, capiche? Alice complained.
-I do want it, Betty whimpered as she glared at Alice.
Alice forced a smile.
-Well well, aren't we an eager little thing? Next thing you know, you'll be trading in your panties for a 'Team Zed' jersey and a spot on his regular rotation.
-You all have a spot in my regular rotation, Zed said to the girls as Deb sidled up to him on the other side from Betty.
-This is the point of a party bus, Ednin said as she stood up, ready to direct things.
-A regular rotation? How delightfully chauvinistic of you, Alice sneered, leaning forward to address the group. Listen up, you walking STDs. Just because His Majesty over there thinks he's running a complimentary buffet, doesn't mean we're all lining up for seconds.
-Oh we'll have to take a trip to the clinic at some point in the story I suppose, Zed said to no one in particular.
Carla giggled.
-I'm clean, Deb whispered in his ear as she grabbed his clothed manhood.
-Ugh, show some restraint, you desperate tart! Alice snapped at Deb before rounding on Zed. And you! Stop encouraging this wanton display, you smug bastard!
Alice turned to Betty.
-And Betty. What happened to waiting for a meaningful connection?
Betty pouted at Alice's lecture.
-Aw c'mon Alice, don't be such a buzzkill! Tonight's supposed to be fun, not a lesson on proper dating etiquette, Betty said.
She brushed her ample bosom against Zed's arm.
-Live a little Alice, Zed said before turning his head to kiss Betty, while Deb worked his arousal in her hand and Ednin loomed over them, holding on to the handle above the door.
Alice leaned across Betty, hissing in Zed's ear as he pulled back from the heated liplock with her sister.
-Listen up, you arrogant prick, Alice started. I don't know what delusions of grandeur have gone to your overinflated ego, but let me set you straight, Alice threatened. WE. ARE. NOT. YOUR. PLAYTHINGS.
She glanced dismissively at Deb's wandering hands, curling her lip in distaste.
-Speak for yourself bitch, Deb said as she dived her head down to take Zed's still clothed manhood in her mouth.
Alice yanked Deb's hair viciously, wrenching the other girl's head back and causing her to release Zed with a startled yelp.
-The hell I will, you filthy cock-hungry slut!
-Careful, Ednin said firmly as she grabbed Alice by her arms from behind. Play nice.
Alice struggled briefly against Ednin's grasp, then closed her eyes to compose herself.
-Fine. I'll play nice, she said through clenched teeth. But mark my words, Ednin. He better watch himself, she snarled, pointing at Zed. I won't tolerate being disrespected or treated like a common whore.
She turned to Betty.
-And you, my sweet naive sister...
Betty blinked innocently at Alice, tilting her head with a confused pout.
-Me? What did I do, sis? Betty asked. I know you're upset, but please don't be mad at me. I'm just trying to have a good time, same as everyone else.