World-Ending Demon Emperor

"That day, we set out to sea to go to a certain place, aboard a ship. Do you know of a race called the Yan Tribe?" King Zhi Bian asked.

Suo Lun shook his head.

King Zhi Bian continued, "The Yan Tribe lives on islands far from the Human Kingdoms. They lack food, so they survive by plundering and fishing. A very barbaric and ferocious race, they are natural sea robbers and the most fearsome of the human races, never setting foot on the mainland."

Then, the king’s gaze turned fervent as he said, "You have no idea about the women of the Yan Tribe, even though they’re often sunburnt from being at sea, giving them darker skin. But their figures, so fiery and powerful! And their passion, so intense! What they often do is come ashore in groups, and whenever they see strong and handsome men, they grab them onto their boats to make merry. After conceiving, they release these men and return to Rock Island to give birth to their children, raising them all by themselves..."

At this point, Suo Lun’s eyes flickered.

"Thrilling, isn’t it, sleeping for days and nights without any responsibility?" said the king. "Moreover, if a man is particularly attractive, several Yan women will sleep with him to breed. That day, there were quite a few Yan women on our ship, and I took a fancy to the most beautiful one with the highest status. But she didn’t fancy me, her sights were all set on your father, trying every trick to seduce him. However, your father was such an old fuddy-duddy, sitting up straight and meditating, completely unmoved by her advances."

Suo Lun remembered his "father’s" stern demeanor and couldn’t help but chuckle to himself.

King Zhi Bian said, "I was instantly furious. To waste such an opportunity with a beautiful woman willing to give herself—deserving of being struck by lightning. So, I acted decisively and spiked his drink with a love potion. That night was a veritable storm of passion. Your father and that most beautiful Yan woman nearly broke the bed. I wasn’t a coward either; I slept with three Yan women that same night. But by the time I finished with all three, your father was still going at it. I counted—at least seven times that night. That’s the power of a twenty-one-year-old virgin!"

Suo Lun couldn’t help but ask, "Then what about the next day? Did my father beat you up?"

"He did," confirmed King Zhi Bian. "He turned me into a pig’s head, and Gao Yu stood by without helping me. But after beating me up, he came asking for a drink that very night. This time I didn’t put any love potion in it. Nevertheless, he pretended as if the potion had taken effect and went to have another three hundred rounds with that beautiful Yan woman."

At this, Suo Lun also burst out laughing.