Volume 2 - Chapter 103 - Windows
| [Forum Thread: "MMM – Anything And Everything We Know"] Page #5981 Thread Start Date: Month 4, Day 12, PFC 935 Current Page Date: Month 5, Day 5, PFC 943 [Twelve_Gauge_Sommelier]: Uh. Guys… Have you seen this? [Image Attached: Screenshot — Wildmaws Player Profile: "MissyMoonlightMayhem" — Last Login: Month 5, Day 1, PFC 943] That'sfour days ago. [RecoilReaper]: @Twelve_Gauge_Sommelier That's edited. That's so obviously edited. Do you know how many of these "MMM LOGGED IN!!" edits I've seen over the years? I could paper my damn hab-unit with them. Get the fuck out. [Twelve_Gauge_Sommelier]:[Link Attached] It's the real profile. Check it yourselves. I literally just went to look at the old match history like I do every couple months like the sad bastard I am and the login date was CHANGED. [HexaBladeX90]: holy shit it's real??! I just checked! It says Month 5 Day 1 for me too???!! [Cr1tFetish]: It's a relative, guys. Come on. Someone in the family logged in to look at the account. Happens all the time with dead people's profiles. Y'all are so thirsty for a resurrection arc it's actually fucking embarrassing. [DirgeBox]: @Cr1tFetish "dead people's profiles"—MMM is not confirmed dead you actual blank-ass ghoul [NanoFish32]: Is there any match data attached?? Login means nothing without match data. Check ranked, check casual queue, check EVERYTHING! [HexaBladeX90]: @NanoFish32 Nothing. No matches. No queue history. Just the login date. [PulseHawk]: So somebody opened the account, touched nothing, and logged out? That's the least MMM behaviour imaginable… That account was an Emperor-damned machine. If MMM logged in there'd be forty match histories just for that one day. [QuietStorm]: You people fall for this every single month. EVERY month. It's nothing. Bookmarking this page so I can laugh at all of you later; again. [WraithNull]: It's EchoLimn!!! He has the credentials. Mentor keeps the keys. I've been saying this for years!!! [SandDagger7]: @WraithNull I swear to the damn Emperor's left testicle if you bring up EchoLimn one more time…! [Pages 5,982 – 6,007 omitted from excerpt: 26 pages of dispute regarding screenshot authenticity, Terra database migration schedules, six separate moderator interventions, two users permanently banned for impersonating a Terra employee.] Page #6008 Current Page Date: Month 5, Day 5, PFC 943 [Lowest_Bidder]: Long-time lurker, made an account for this: One of my closest friends is a community admin for Wildmaws—actual staff, not just a volunteer mod. I asked him to verify through internal tools and… It's accurate. The login is real. The part that makes it weird though: The last login status updated properly, but the actual login duration was logged as one server tick—just one. According to him, that's indicative of a private session. One not hosted on official Terra servers. The one-tick login is effectively just a handshake—the private server pinging Terra's infrastructure to check account authenticity, license validity, that kind of thing. And, apparently, the handshake can be delayed, sometimes by days or weeks, if the server in question was already holding older cached information about the account. So... MMM's account logged into a private server somewhere. That's all I got. Do with it what you will, I guess. [HexaBladeX90]:I'm going to be sick [Cr1tFetish]: It's STILL a relative!! Family member logs in from some rich person's private server. Nothing about this requires MMM to be alive. [Autoweld42]: @Cr1tFetish Actually... no. Think about it. If MMM was confirmed dead, there'd be a death notice filed with Terra. And the moment there's a death notice, Terra LOCKS the account—full memorial freeze. No logins possible, period. Family would have to go through the estate process, which produces a completely different login signature. The account is NOT locked. Terra has no death notice on file. Which means, as far as the single most information-rich entity in the galaxy is concerned... MMM is alive. [DirgeBox]: BY THE FUCKING EMPEROR [Brainracked]: ALIVE AND PLAYING WILDMAWS ON A PRIVATE SERVER?! TWO YEARS OF SILENCE AND THEY'RE JUST… CASUALLY GAMING SOMEWHERE?! [PulseHawk]: Okay everyone breathe. "Not dead per Terra's records" and "alive" are not technically the same—actually no. I re-read what I just wrote. Terra knows everything. She's alive. HOLY SHIT SHE'S ALIVE!!1!!!!11!! [NanoFish32]: GUYS! What if the two years of silence is cook-time for the newest Build?! What if Tidal Core wasn't the ending, but just a CLIFFHANGER!!! [RecoilReaper]: Just gonna point back to what I said on page 5973. "If MMM farted near a digital terminal this forum would implode." LADIES AND GENTLEMEN: THE IMPLOSION. [CreepingModem]: I joined this thread three months ago asking who MMM even was and I am now emotionally compromised over the login handshake latency of a stranger's gaming account. What has this community done to me… [HexaBladeX90]: So it's real. It's actually fucking real… She’s out there! Come home, MMM! The meta's gone to absolute shit without you, please!!! [Shortened Excerpt from Forum Thread "MMM – Anything And Everything We Know," Pages #5,981 & #6,008 — Official "Archion" Community Forums, PFC 943]
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