Chapter 129: The NEET MILF Cultivation Plan!
After accepting the mission to find Dawn from Goddess Xue Tong, the siblings' brief reunion came to an end.
The main reason was that Pheromosa, as a Champion-rank Ultra Beast, was far too gluttonous.
The first time she tasted the Pokéblocks, they had a significant effect on her growth, making it impossible for her to stop eating.
It didn't take long for her to polish off every single Fighting-type block, her face still wearing a look of unsatisfied hunger.
She hadn't expected such a delicacy to exist in the human world; it seemed staying here wouldn't be a bad deal after all.
She even began to pressure Lorze, demanding that he offer more blocks to her.
She claimed this was his duty as her servant!
Lorze couldn't withstand her relentless nagging, so he had no choice but to bid farewell to Goddess Xue Tong and return to the RV.
Goddess Xue Tong chose not to return with them.
She had already sent an emergency signal to the relevant authorities and needed to wait for reinforcements to arrive.
Lorze felt a bit regretful, but to prevent Pheromosa's existence from being exposed, he had to leave his sister behind and depart.
Pheromosa's presence was currently too difficult to explain to the government; it was better to keep her hidden for now.
Once he developed the Beast Ball and had a way to restrain Ultra Beasts, it wouldn't be too late to go public.
Soon, Lorze and his group returned to the RV.
Froslass had already scrubbed away every trace of their previous filth, leaving the interior as pristine as the day they bought it.
Little Xue (Xue Yi) couldn't wait to carry the adorable Alolan Vulpix inside, happily introducing the little creature to its new home.
Mother Xue and the Alolan Ninetales followed behind with elegant, measured steps.
Lorze, meanwhile, supported Pheromosa as if he were assisting a Queen, carefully helping her onto the sofa.
Everyone was paired up now; the only one who seemed "single" was Anna Lee...
Looking back, everyone on this trip had gained a massive harvest except for her.
Anna had just tagged along for the ride and walked away empty-handed.
Even when facing Pheromosa, everyone else had enough mental strength to resist her "Beauty" aura to some degree, while Anna had needed Lorze's constant protection.
Compared to the rest, Anna seemed a bit out of place.
Whatever. I'll spend this period teaching Anna the 'True Qi Mode'. I can't let my woman feel like an outsider.
"By the way, Pheromosa, remember when I said I'd introduce you to the human world's specialties?"
Immediately after returning to the RV, Lorze started the Pokéblock machine.
He began crafting a specialized blend of Fighting and Bug-type blocks for her while launching his grand manipulation scheme.
To make Pheromosa stay by his side forever, Pokéblocks alone weren't enough.
The growth effect was strong now because it was her first time; eventually, the efficacy would plateau.
To give her an undeniable reason to stay, he had to find a hobby that would keep her permanently hooked.
And that hobby had to be something she could only do here, and something that felt incredibly good~!
That's right—only one activity fit those criteria~.
Wait, who said 'sex'? Get out. Don't you know the internet is being cleaned up?
What Lorze was actually thinking of was gaming.
Nothing makes a person descend into a stupor faster than gaming—except maybe gaming while having a limitless supply of Pokéblocks!
Lorze planned to teach Pheromosa how to use a smartphone first, then set her up with a PC and high-end gaming rigs.
He was going to turn her into a true NEET gamer girl!
"Phero? (What specialty?)" Pheromosa asked tentatively.
With the Pokéblocks as a successful precedent, she was actually somewhat looking forward to Lorze's next offering.
"This right here~." Lorze pulled out his black smartphone.
"Phero? (What is this? It doesn't look edible.)" Pheromosa frowned; it wasn't what she expected.
"The food is being prepared. This is for passing the time. You can play with this while you wait for your meal. Let me show you the basics."
Lorze sat down next to Pheromosa and demonstrated the fundamental functions of the device.
Since she couldn't read but could understand human speech, Lorze picked out some video apps for her, like the local version of Bilibili.
The "B-station" of Blue Star was filled with Pokémon fan-creations and tournament highlights.
Lorze even found the clip of him crushing the Frogadier in the Torchic Challenger Tournament.
The likes and comments were exploding; it was the perfect thing to show Pheromosa.
Though in Pheromosa's eyes, the Ralts in the video looked pathetic and weak.
Still, she found the little black rectangle intriguing. She used her long antennae to snatch the phone from Lorze's hand and began to explore it herself.
Conveniently, her antennae could trigger the touchscreen, saving Lorze the trouble of buying her specialized styluses for her claws.
Then, Lorze placed a mountain of Pokéblocks next to her so she could eat while she played.
The image of a "Gamer Girl" fueled by junk food and screens began to take shape~.
Mother Xue and the others watched in a daze.
They had never heard of "recruiting" a monster through internet addiction. Only Lorze would come up with something so ridiculous.
But surprisingly, it looked like it was actually working?
"Anna, come to my room for a moment." After settling Pheromosa, Lorze turned his attention to her.
"Husband, is something wrong?" Anna Lee looked up from playing with the Alolan Vulpix.
"Let me ask you: do you want to have special powers like Little Xue and the others?" Lorze asked mysteriously.
"I mean, if I could... of course I'd want that..." Anna answered honestly.
Even if she was going to be a researcher and work for Lorze, who wouldn't want to be special?
"Good. What if I told you I could help you get them?" Lorze smiled.
"Really?" Anna was skeptical. "Aren't special powers innate? I've never heard of someone gaining them later in life."
"Would your husband ever lie to you? If you want it, follow me into the room."
"I'm coming!"
Anna didn't care if it was a lie anymore. Even if it was, going into a bedroom with him never ended badly~.
Although she didn't know what Lorze was planning, Anna immediately stripped off her clothes the second the door closed.
She lunged into her husband's arms with a look of pure hunger~.
Lorze sighed at his thirsty woman, but considering they could sync their minds better during sex, he decided to give her a "grand battle" first.
After they finished, he used Telepathic Resonance to barely bridge their spirits.
He began to guide her consciousness into a specialized state of meditation.
Under this unique guidance, the flow of life energy became visible.
She felt like she could see faint, blue silken threads drifting inside her body—that was the True Qi.
Anna hurriedly focused her mind to gather them, just as Lorze instructed.
By the time she finally managed to catch a single wisp of the blue essence, she was drained of energy and it was already nighttime.
"Phew... did we succeed?" Anna opened her eyes, feeling exhausted. She wasn't sure if she had truly mastered the mode.
"This is just the start. That tiny wisp is only the seed. You'll stay at my place during the winter break."
"I'll help you familiarize yourself with the feeling. When you go back to Shanghai, you'll have to grow that Qi yourself."
"Only when it reaches the size of a Focus Blast will you see the real effects." Lorze explained.
"Okay~. I want to live with you anyway." Anna probably hadn't even heard the technical details; she just wanted to be near him.
"Alright, it's late. Get dressed and let's go eat. Tonight, we're having an orgy with Auntie Xue and the others~."
"Mmm, I'll do whatever Husband says~."
Anna hummed happily, nestling in his arms for a long time before she could finally pull herself away.
She was really looking forward to the party tonight~.
