Chapter 6
Halting the horses, I got off the cart and walked off to the side of the road. As I had done a few times already the last few days, I unclasped the front side of my plated pants and pulled down the edge of my leather garments, unleashing my new partner.
I had already mastered the ways of the penis, at a great cost. It took me a fair amount of tries and wet hands to get it, but now I was proud to be able to pee while standing. At first I was naive, thinking a firm grasp would do the trick. That was the old me. I chuckled at the memory of shaking it too much and shivered at the terror I experienced when it transformed for the first time. Again, that was the old me.
"Why are you standing?" I heard Lapia's voice ask from the cart, apparent confusion on it.
"I have both female and male genitalia. It's way more comfortable to pee while standing." I said back, feeling relief wash over me.
"I... see." her voice sounded a bit shocked.
Understandable.
"I was confused at first, but I got the hang of it. It's not that hard." I laughed at my own joke.
I finished my business and covered my new organ with the underwear, magically shrinking to nothing, then my leather garments and my plate pants as I heard Lapia laugh when she understood my comment.
I got on the cart and maneuvered the horses back to the road. Lapia had moved to the back and covered herself with something while I was busy.
"I'll let you know if anything happens. Good night." a dumpling materialized in my hands.
"Thanks." she said in a low voice.