I Don’t Need Nazis In My Germany

< World War II - Belli dura despicio (1) >

July 4, 1940

Government Complex, Berlin, Northern Germany

"What?"

I had to ask again, doubting my own ears, and my father answered with his usual deadpan expression.

"We've lured some of Britain's private companies to Germany."

Wait, so you're saying you siphoned off British companies that were panicking over the unprecedented invasion of their homeland? Isn't this just looting a house on fire?

"Thanks to that bastard Hitler, we're overly dependent on the munitions industry, so it's a good opportunity to get some investment from private companies."

"Uh, is that even okay? In this war, Britain is technically our ally."