Crossing the Timeline: Is It Reasonable for Me, the God of Wealth, To Be Short on Money?

[Oh, God of Wealth, caught in a whirlpool and gearing up for a brainstorming session! Even though the River of Time is aware of all your challenges and comprehends the full scope of events along with their various truths and outcomes.]

[As the God of Wealth delving into the world’s truths, you likely wouldn’t want any spoilers, right?]

[Thus, the River of Time chooses to maintain the integrity of a good audience member; unless absolutely necessary, it won’t divulge any information to you.]

[Of course, if your thirst for the truth is overwhelming, as your friend, the River of Time wouldn’t mind sharing a bit about how things are unfolding.]

[But for that, you’ll need to offer a small token as a tip to the River of Time.]

[The River of Time is aware of your situation, so it won’t ask for much.]

[Just enough to treat the River of Time to a meal, and it will be quite content.]

[Ding Dong!]

[The Time and Space Store has introduced a special item: the River of Time’s favorite delicacy.]