Chapter 84: Dong Wang: You two want to oppress this single dog!
After having breakfast, with Xiao Shen and the others went about their own stuff.
Xue ’Kevin’ Waoming went out to the gym, Liang Yang went over to play with his girlfriend, leaving only Dong Wang and Xiao Shen in the room.
The former was busy on his phone reading an online novel on qidian, while the latter was busy on his phone, chatting with his childhood friend now turned honorary girlfriend.
//Hey, hv u had breakfast yet?//
Tian Hua smiled as she curled up in her bed, still wearing her pajamas. She was hugging a pillow as she returned the text.
\\Missing u ಥ‿ಥ\\
Xiao Shen smiled and typed back his reply.
//Feeling bored. Hv nthn 2 do...//
Tian Hua smiled slyly and typed back.
\\Why don’t you come ’do’ me, Shen-Shen~\\
"Chi!" Xiao Shen choked on his saliva.
[Anchor flirting in front of me, how cruel!]
«[### is having the urge to gift a lightning bolt!]»
[Where there’s a hole there’s a goal!]
[Little Miss, no!]
[Anchor, you absolutely cannot lose in the battle of wits!]
[Tease her back, Anchor!]
Xiao Shen twitched the corners of his lips and typed out a reply.
//Baby steps, Hua-Hua!//
Tian Hua blushed slightly and rolled over on her bed.
\\Hmm. The steps used in making babies?\\
Xiao Shen sighed and shook his head with a smile.
//Aiyah, you win, then//
Tian Hua’s eyes widened and her heart skipped a beat.
\\Shen? What are you saying??\\
Xiao Shen moved his fingers and typed out a reply.
//Are you dressed? Come over to my dorm//
If Tian Hua was jobless enough to tease him, then they might as well just go out and play.
Meanwhile, in her room, the petite lady had her heart skip a beat once more. "Xiao Shen wants us to... "
Her little face turned very red as she hurriedly took a bath and changed into another set of clothes. Her hair was even still damp as she hurried over with a smile on her face.
The second female dormitory was about a five minute walk away, but she got there in less than three.
BANG!
She burst open the door and saw Xiao Shen lying on his bed. In her eyes, he was alone in the room.
"Shen-Shen!" She smiled broadly and threw her glasses to the side as she made a long dive, landing squarely on his chest and giving him a fierce kiss before he could even react.
One had to know that Tian Hua’s dives were top notch as she was the number one swimmer of the university swimming club!
*Smooching noises*
The sound of the door bursting open made Dong Wang jump slightly and drop his phone. However, looking up made it so that the phone was not the only thing that dropped.
This gentleman had his glasses drop from his face as his mouth dropped open. Only his eyelids manages to rise as his eyes widened.
What the f*ck?!!
At the same time, the bullet chat exploded with comments.
[Anchor, nooooo~]
[Anchor is now half a REAL man!]
[I’ve run out of energy, someone should send a ’thing’ enlargement!]
[Feisty~]
[Little Miss takes what she wants and she taketh it by force!]
[Little Miss deserves a memorable experience!]
«[### has gifted you x2 <Bodily Enlargement>]»
[Lol, I’m an official fan of little miss now!]
[I ship Anchor x Little Miss!]
«[### has gifted you x5 stamina!]»
Xiao Shen twitched the corners of his lips as he felt a strange sensation.
Something was definitely wrong with this situation!!!!
He finally managed to turn his face away from Tian Hua with much difficulty, managing to catch his breath. "Hua-Hua, wait!"
Tian Hua’s small face dislodged from his with a small trail of saliva linking their lips as she began taking off her shirt. In doing this, however, she caught sight of a blurry silhouette.
"....." Tian Hua was at a loss for words.
"....." Dong Wang was also at a loss for words.
Meanwhile, Xiao Shen was completely speechless!
Dong Wang gritted his teeth and stood up, storming out of the room. "Xiao Shen and Tian Hua, you two bastards! You two planned this on purpose to oppress this single dog, right?! Our friendship is over!"
The scene was so awkward and he did this to salvage the situation!
When he passed by Xiao Shen, he adjusted his glasses and made them refract rays of wisdom as he gave a wink.
Ding!
Xiao Shen could easily decipher the hidden meaning behind the wink. In their bro code, winking at that particular angle meant:
This brother has done a great deed, definitely you must treat him to something very good!
"Ahaha, so it was Classmate Wang!" Tian Hua gave a hollow laugh and scratched the back of her head. At the same time, she swiftly slid her jacket back on. "Sorry for the intrusion!"
"Bah!" Dong Wang rolled his eyes and left the room.
Tian Hua felt awkward while he was there, but, the moment he closed the door, she grabbed Xiao Shen’s face once more and attempted to kiss him again. "Shen-Shen~"
"Wait, wait," With much difficulty did Xiao Shen manage to free himself from Tian Hua and take a breather.
He shook his head inwardly.
How did the cute, innocent Tian Hua from his childhood end up like this?!
At the same time, he was glad that she had only had eyes for him since their middle school. If it was any other guy, perhaps she would have been mama Hua by now!
"Hua-Hua, calm down!" Xiao Shen put his hands forward to stop her, only for his fingers to press into something soft...
"Tee-hee~" Tian Hua laughed cutely. "Shen-Shen can touch them as much as he wants."
"....." Xiao Shen.
Really, how did the cute and innocent Tian Hua become like this after he tactically agreed to become boyfriend and girlfriend?!
He did not know whether to laugh or cry!
He wrestled the petite lady off his body and sighed. "Hua-Hua, I called you over so we could go and hang out with each other!"
"Humph. Shen-Shen is no fun." Tian Hua pouted slightly with disappointment. Then, she looked at him and smiled. "Bah, it doesn’t matter! What ever Shen-Shen wants to do, I also want to do!"
"Ahaha, in that case, where do you want to go out and play at?" Xiao Shen asked with a smile.
"Hmm," Tian Hua placed a finger on her cheek. "Let us go over to get breakfast first. My treat!"
She had rushed over here without eating anything this morning and could already feel her stomach rumble!