Chapter 45: Pink t-shirt Sister Nurse?
Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma shook her head and smiled. It was a very genial smile that had nothing to do with the punishment she was cooking up in her heart. "If Little junior sister Tian Hua wants to see a movie, then let us go and see a movie. I don’t mind as long as we’re out of the open."
"Your’e the boss." Xiao Shen shrugged his shoulders.
"Ah! Thank you very much, Shan Ye-jie! Shen-ge is being mean, but Shan Ye-jie’s kindness blooms like wildflowers!" Tian Hua’s lips curled up into a broad smile that showed a cute dimple on both her cheeks.
Xiao Shen stiffened.
A movie? Doesn’t this mean that he would have to pay for the tickets?
He silently touched his pockets to affirm the cruel reality.
He was f*cking broke!
"Ahem," Xiao Shen coughed out loud and attracted the attention of the two ladies as they walked over to the cinema. There was a line of medium length waiting to buy a ticket for the latest movie. He chuckled dryly and scratched the back of his head. "I need to use the toilet. Wait for me at the tickets line!"
***
In the toilet, he locked the door behind him and looked up at the ceiling. He forced a smile and spread out his hands. "Viewers, I seem to be in dire straits once again!"
Instantly, comments began to flood the bullet chat.
[Anchor is always in dire straits.]
[Anchor looks super cute today~]
[Humph!]
[Anchor only remembers interaction when he needs something.]
Blah blah blah blah.
Comments like that.
Xiao Shen chuckled wryly and spread out his hands. "It indeed does seem as though I am always in dire straits, Viewer. But, saying that I only remember interactions when I need something is not true. I am in modern day, you see. If I publicly interact with you all, then I’m afraid the stream would turn into a documentary about life in a mental asylum."
[That would be interesting to see!]
[What she said!]
[What she said! +2]
[What she said! +3]
[What she said! +4]
"....." Xiao Shen twitched the corners of his lips.
He rubbed his hands together and sighed. "Alright, let’s have another raffle, then! The first Viewer to send ¥1000 would get to make a special requ—"
«[### has gifted you 10,000 RMB!]»
Before he could even finish speaking, someone had already sent ten times the amount!
[Anchor, see! Now you owe me yet another request! (≧▽≦)]
[Aiyah, again!]
[###, why do you keep snatching away all the special requests with your snatchy little hands!]
[What does she even want to do with all those special requests?! What are they, like six in number now?]
"Ahaha, Viewer’s requests indeed are six now. Do you want to make them now or save it for later?" Xiao Shen forced a smile.
Save for later...
Save for later...
He crossed his fingers and prayed in his heart that she would choose to save it for later!
After all, it was not like he could try to fulfill her requests when Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma and Tian Hua were around him.
Who knows how dangerous the request could be!
[Nah, I’ll save it for later~]
[Tsk, she must be CHEATING!]
[Anchor, make another request raffle!]
"Haha, alright, Viewer. I await your request." Xiao Shen nodded his head. "As for another raffle, we’ll see about it really soon!"
He cupped his fists and bowed to the empty air. "I have got to get going. See you!"
[What do you mean by ’see you’? Fool, we’re cursed to always see you!]
[I’ll be busy lurking, Anchor~]
[Lurking x2]
[Lurking x3]
[Lurking x4]
"Right." Xiao Shen nodded his head and turned around to leave, only to meet face to face with a rather pretty girl wearing a pink t-shirt.
"..... " Xiao Shen.
"..." Pink t-shirt sister.
She tilted her head slightly and gave him a strange look. "You’re..."
"Not crazy!" Xiao Shen said as he swiftly dodged her and disappeared out the door.
The pink t-shirt sister narrowed her eyes. "The scent of an immortality pathway?"
It seemed like there was more to this little lady nurse than meets the eye...
***
"Shen-ge! We’re over here!" Tian Hua waved her hand at him as he came out of the toilet. The toilet was divided into a ladies and a gents, but there was a lobby that allowed one to run into other people who were entering or leaving a toilet.
I thought I locked the f*cking door, even?!
Xiao Shen thought to himself as he walked over to go and meet with them. Previously, they had been at the very back of the ticket line, but, now, they were in second place.
"Hey! No cutting!" Several people frowned as he swaggered up to the front of the line. They had waited for a while and then some guy just came, waltzing over to the front. It was only natural for them to be annoyed!
"Calm down, calm down!" Xiao Shen waved his hands. "I’m not cutting the line!"
By the time he reached the front of the line, Tian Hua and Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma were already buying the tickets.
"Tee-hee, three tickets please!" Tian Hua giggler slightly. The thought of sitting next to Xiao Shen for the next two hours would be very delightful...
The ticket selling aunty smiled and handed them three tickets, which Xiao Shen paid for.
As they left, the people in the line blankly stared at them. "..."
It would have been better if that guy had cut the line, for, at least, he would have entered and had to wait. But now, he came, swaggered to the front, spent three seconds and successfully got a ticket?!
At this point, the people in the line all felt their livers suddenly hurting.
***
The movie started and Xiao Shen could not bear to continue watching it a few minutes later.
It was a lovey-dovey movie where people did retarded things in the name of love.
Even the plot was retarded, it was about a poor girl who somehow caught the attention of a super ultra rich, exquisitely handsome CEO that was known for being extremely cold.
Like, why her?
He had beauties all about him, and yet he still chose the no name cleaner girl in the company?!
What kind of development is that!