Leisurely Farm Life in Beast World

Chapter 707 - 706, The Wind Blows Cool on your Butt_1



The night scene in the Watson Tribe was lively. Food that could be easily stored was carried in baskets and jars into the food storage house. The Orcs were still energetically smoking dry meat, and the females were gathered around the fire pit, making delicious food.

"Ji Nuan cub, can you tell me now what you were doing taking the Ya Li cub out?" the gossip-loving face of Chief Ge Xing demanded.

Ji Nuan smiled mysteriously: "I can’t tell you now, it’s a secret. You’ll find out in due time. Don’t worry, it’s not a bad thing."

Chief Ge Xing scratched his ears and cheeks in impatience: "I know it’s not a bad thing, Ji Nuan cub. When have you ever done something bad? I just really want to know what it is, hehe."

With that said, finding the stone stool in front of Ji Nuan unoccupied, Chief Ge Xing plopped down onto it. His attempt to prevent him was too late. The usually stoic Xiu Yan showed an unusual expression on his face, surprised at first, then a hint of laughter passed his eyes. He turned away and continued diligently smoking the meat.

Seeing Ji Nuan’s strange expression, Ge Xing felt a bit puzzled: "What’s the matter? Why are you looking so weird?"

Just then, he suddenly felt a strange sensation on his butt, muttering: "Why does my butt feel all cold and drafty?"

As he was about to stand up, he found his butt stuck to the stone stool no matter how hard he tried.

He gave Ji Nuan a baffled look: "What’s going on? Why does my butt feel like it’s stuck to these bricks like building a wall?"

Ji Nuan couldn’t hold it in any longer and burst out laughing: "Uncle, I spread some weird tree sap that the orcs found today on this stone stool. It’s super sticky. I thought I’d put a wooden board on it so it wouldn’t feel too cold. But I didn’t expect...Pff! Hahahaha!"

Ge Xing gave Ji Nuan a speechless look and then struggled to peel his backside off the stone stool.

A sharp ripping sound echoed in the courtyard, and Uncle Ge Xing who was just complaining about a cold bottom truly realized what it felt like to have a cold breeze whipping across his butt.

Aggravated, he shot Ji Nuan an accusing look and instantly transformed into a majestic golden lion, stalking away with a sulky shuffle.

But...

"Hahahaha!!!" That’s right. Ge Xing knew he hadn’t misheard that triumphant laughter: it was definitely Ji Nuan’s.

And amid the noise, he heard a suppressed giggle. Turning his fluffy face, sure enough...

The smile had not completely left Xiu Yan’s face.

"Roar!" Naughty kid, what are you laughing at?

Xiu Yan cleared his throat: "Cough~ Um, Uncle, you might want to cover your red butt with a beast skin."

Red butt?

Red!!!

Butt!!!

Did I just bare my butt? In front of these younger ones???

No wonder he was the Clan Leader managed to snatch the leader position in the draw. In a moment of panic, he quickly plopped down on the floor to cover his exposed rear, preferring the friction of the cold ground against his bare bottom to showing his butt in front of the younger ones.

Angrily, Chief Ge Xing let out a lion’s roar aimed at Xiu Yan: "Roar!!!"

Stinky kid, what are you looking at? Bring your uncle a beast skin right now!

Trying to contain his laughter, Xiu Yan put down the firewood in his hand, went into the house, and brought out a piece of beast skin. He handed it to Chief Ge Xing, who had transformed back to Orc form and was sitting on the ground.

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